Sheldon!

famous: So tired..
famous: Want to stay up and see Big Bang though.
Randy: hehe!
* ThePhan missed it tonight. She's going to watch it with an online friend later this week.
Randy: I think I have a small mancrush on Sheldon
famous: Hehe.
Randy: Jim Parsons was interviewed on the radio today...he was cool
ThePhan: He is very cool.
Randy: Said he often has to get an encyclopedia to understand his lines
ThePhan: It's really funny, all my friends who are hardcore fans of the show have at least crushes on Sheldon. Some of them have much larger ones.
ThePhan: I kept getting hilarious slightly obsessive text message during the premiere last week.
Randy: LOL
ThePhan: "I LOVE SHELDON COOPER!"
Randy: Yeah, sorry abou tthat
ThePhan: "Sheldon is really hot. I mean, uh, smart."
ThePhan: Randy: LOL
ThePhan: It made me laugh a lot.
Randy: This is going on the quotes page isn't it?

Misspelling Misspellings

famous: Hows every?one
zyzzyva: Good?.
famous: (It's hard to puncutate wrong.)
ThePhan: Acupunctutature!
ThePhan: ...and hard to misspell a misspelling.
famous: LOL.
LaZorra: FAMOUS
LaZorra: TP: You're a hard Phan.
Maryam: LOL!
famous: Hehehe.
famous: 10 points to LaZ. That was good.
Maryam: I was totally trying to think of how to work that in, but I'm glad LZ got in before me.
ThePhan: LOL!
LaZorra: Thank you, thank you.
ThePhan: That was most excellent.

LaZorra's Nose Mishaps

zyzzyva: Does anyone know the first hawaiian governor? (crossword clue.)
Maryam: No, but I bet Google does.
Randy: Goosey might know, since she lived there. heh
Randy: Then again, I don't know the first governor of where I live
* TalkingDog doesn't know his current governer...
LaZorra: GAH
Randy: GAH?
LaZorra: I just took a bite of my yummy mozzerella and tomato pizza, and the tomato SQUIRT UP MY NOSE.
LaZorra: HOW RUDE
zyzzyva: Thanks anyway.
Randy: LOL! ewww!
TalkingDog: AAAA
zyzzyva: Like, a whole tomato?
Maryam: Now you can shoot tomato sauce, milk, AND carrots from your nose!
Sam: That lubricates the carrots.
Sam: BEAT
LaZorra: It was a cherry tomato.
LaZorra: Already cut in half, at that!
Sam: That was an awesome de-idle on my part, by the way.
LaZorra: PIZZA NOSE
Randy: She can make a salad out of her nostrils
* ThePhan kind of skimmed this page and somehow thought governors had something to do with LaZorra's pizza nose mishap.
ThePhan: "What? The governor of Hawaii squirted pizza up LaZorra's nose?"
LaZorra: TP: LOL LOL
zyzzyva: He did!
LaZorra: I am SO not going back to Hawaii!
* TalkingDog likes the idea of LaZ's nose collecting powerups.
Randy: LOL LOL~
Maryam: LOL
Sam: TopicBot.
Randy: GET A FIREFLOWER
TalkingDog: LaZ: Just wait until you find the ice missiles.
LaZorra: Ms. PacNose!
LaZorra: (which is altogether a better title than "Ms. NoseMan.")

Community

Randy: Y'all should watch Community. It's Funnny!
wintermute: I've been watching. Better than I expected.
ThePhan: I was unsure about the first episode, but enjoyed the second one more. Hopefully that pattern will continue.
ThePhan: Er... of liking each one better. Not disliking, then liking.
Randy: The third one will suck, then the 4th will be AWESOME
ThePhan: Like Star Trek movies.
Randy: LOL

Hall Football

(About my roommate.)

ThePhan: She's going to the hall football game.
Nyperold: That sounds annoying for people who have to walk through the hall.

Oh My Nose!

* Randy got a 58 in mini-golf. And was beaten by ONE POINT
Maryam: We had an apple festival in the fall near us when I was living in CA with my dad.
wintermute: I remember!
Maryam: wm: Come to think of it, you came with us once when you visited me.
wintermute: Yes I did. I got a slice of dutch apple pie.
Randy: Did it come in a wooden shoe?
LaZorra: Randy: Ouch!
LaZorra: To the mini golf.
Randy: hehe
wintermute: LaZ: Ouch to being kicked in the face by a clog full of apple juice!
LaZorra: No, that's more of an OH-MY-NOSE moment.
* ThePhan saw "OH-MY-NOSE" and thought, "Great, what did LaZorra shoot out of her nose now?"
Maryam: That sounds like an old-fashioned exclamation. "Oh my nose! Look what's happening over there!"
LaZorra: TP: LOL
LaZorra: Maryam: LOL LOL
Randy: LOL LOL
LaZorra: I should start using it that way.
Maryam: Actually, now that I mentally pronounce it, it sounds like "OH NOES".
LaZorra: bahaha
Maryam: So it's like a weird conglomerate of old-fashioned and new-fangled.
LaZorra: OH MAI NOES

Mental Floss

Maryam: As LaZorra said, "I NEED MENTAL FLOSS"
Sentynel: Hrm, mental floss, for more precise applications than mind bleach?
TalkingDog: You put it through one ear and out the other, then all you can think about is peppermint.

Movie Titles

ThePhan: The titles of my Netflix recommended movies make a conversation.
ThePhan: "How Much Do You Love Me?"
ThePhan: "I've Loved You So Long."
ThePhan: "I'll Believe You."
ThePhan: "Romeo Must Die!"
ThePhan: Okay, maybe the last one doesn't fit as well.
TalkingDog: LOL

Sitting On a Bench

* ThePhan just reserved her ticket to go see Proof at her school.
ThePhan: Whee!
zyzzyva: What's Proof?
ThePhan: It's a play. There was a movie version of it that came out in 2005.
Ghost of Sam: It's about math.
ThePhan: Yeah. It's about two sisters and their mathematician father.
Ghost of Sam: And true love, I think.
ThePhan: Maybe. It's been awhile since I've seen the movie, but I think the true love is more familial love.
zyzzyva: Sounds interesting.
zyzzyva: Too bad I'm no where nearby.
Ghost of Sam: I saw it and loved it, but all I remember is Anthony Hopkins being drunk.
ThePhan: Heh
Ghost of Sam: And Gwyneth Paltrow sitting on a bench.
Ghost of Sam: More movies should have Gwyneth Paltrow sitting on a bench.
ThePhan: I mostly just remember the scene where he's all excited about coming up with this proof. He makes his daughter read it back to him, except half of it is gibberish.
ThePhan: As he hears it read back, he realizes that he hasn't solved anything, he's basically just losing his ability to do this.
ThePhan: I remember it because it made me cry. :-)
Ghost of Sam: Was that before or after she sat on a bench?
zyzzyva: Why don't you make a movie called Gwyneth Paltrow Sitting on a Bench?
Ghost of Sam: I really liked that part. The part where she sits on a bench.
ThePhan: Before, I think.
Ghost of Sam: Say what you like about Gwyneth Paltrow, but she can sit on a bench like nobody's business.
ThePhan: I think she was sitting on a porch swing in the scene that made me cry. That's probably why I was crying. I connect to porch swings more emotionally than I connect to benches.
zyzzyva: I'll see if I can rent it. Then I can see Gwyneth Paltrow sit on a bench.
Ghost of Sam: Porch swings are all right, but the only time people sit on them is (1) if it's dark, or (2) if you're a hillbilly and the paint on your house is peeling. Neither one of those are as cinematic as sitting on a bench, which, save for the drunk-covered-by-a-newspaper exemption, always occurs in bright spring sunlight in a park.
Ghost of Sam: The infamous porch swing scene of Proof naturally occurs at night, since Gwyneth Paltrow's character's house doesn't have peeling paint.
Ghost of Sam: Which is fine and all. I mean, in any other movie it would be the highlight of the picture. But Proof goes that much further and treats us to a porch swing scene AND a bench scene. That's how great that movie is.
ThePhan: Not to mention I don't know many actresses who could pull off the complexities of BOTH of them.
Ghost of Sam: You said it.

Psychological Manipulation

(While editing my novel from NaNo 2008.)

* ThePhan cracks up.
ThePhan: "Lars has shown him his physical capabilities, and now I have to psychologically manipulate him."
ThePhan: I can think of like 5 better ways of phrasing that sentence.
LaZorra: 0.0
* LaZorra is afraid of being psychologically manipulated.
ThePhan: But I have to psychologically manipulate you!
LaZorra: But I haven't shown you my physical capabilities yet!
ThePhan: Oh. Okay. Go!
* LaZorra runs a mile in four minutes and benchpresses Sam.
ThePhan: Impressive.
ThePhan: But doesn't that bring back the bad memories of your childhood?
LaZorra: Mommy!
ThePhan: The mile running accident that one Saturday aftenoon...
ThePhan: Let the psychological manipulation begin!
LaZorra: But I want to wear my new shoes!
LaZorra: *huffs*
ThePhan: You've never really gotten over that, have you?
Sentynel: Is this the psychiatric equivalent of cold reading?

Speechess

LaZorra: You have literally rendered me speechless.
Revan: That's improper use of "literally", isn't it?
LaZorra: Well, no, because I can't think of anything to say except that I can't think of anything to say.
ThePhan: She could perhaps be speechess in real life.
goldfishy: Oooh a speechess!
LaZorra: LOL LOL
Sentynel: Speechess = a woman who makes speeches?
LaZorra: I am definitely NOT a speechess.
goldfishy: Do you get to put that as your title on forms?
LaZorra: Or a typess.
ThePhan: LOL
* ThePhan did not see that.
Revan: Typistess?
Sentynel: You are a mistypess, though.

3 Dead Men

Randy: Eww. I found 3 dead mosquitoes in my room. I've killed 2 others today
ThePhan: LOL LOL LOL
* ThePhan does not know how... but she read "men," not "mosquitoes."
Randy: They have been biting me while I sleep
Randy: LOL LOL
* Randy is a serial killer
ThePhan: Well, they WERE biting you in your sleep. They had to die.

Backwards Names

ThePhan: I read names backwards all the time.
ThePhan: Coolest backwards celebrity names: Zac Efron (Norfecaz - more fun all as one word) and Alexis Denisof (Osined Sixela).
Maryam: They sound like allergy medications.
ThePhan: Maryam: Is true.
Randy: If you are suffering from itchy eyes, runny nose, and congestion, try Norfecaz!
Revan: Are you kidding? One Osined Sixela has the allergen-fighting power of six Norfecaz.
Randy: Yeah, but it makes me woozy.

Kirk Cameron

(Discussing the movie Fireproof.)

*Randy* hehe, yeah. It would be better if it had a real budget or something. Its a good message.
[->Randy] Yeah, with the budget to hire real writer and actors and directors, they could do great.
*Randy* Freaking Kirk Cameron.
[->Randy] NO KIDDING
[->Randy] That boy is NOT an actor...
*Randy* he plays the part of a crazy fundamentalist pretty good.
[->Randy] LOL
[->Randy] Well, this is true
[->Randy] But it's not like that requires any acting on his part.

Me Goosey

LaZorra: [RinkChat] The following message is thought to be a botched attempt at a private message. If it was truly meant to be a public message, you can copy and paste the following /nobd command into the input box and submit that. /nobd /me goosey I read that without the "pills" part. O.o
LaZorra: I have NO IDEA why I typed it with a "/me goosey" there.
Goosey: LOL
Goosey: YOU ARE NOT GOOSEY
ThePhan: LOL
* LaZorra goosey I read that without the "pills" part. O.o -- ????
i8246i: I think you need to sleep soon, LaZorra
LaZorra: Me Goosey! You Jane!
Goosey: No.
Goosey: Me Goosey. You, um, Foxy.
Goosey: O.o
LaZorra: LOL LOL
i8246i: Foxy lady!

Me!

Goosey: I think the only Rinkie's I've talked to on the phone and haven't met yet are Randy and ThePhan.
ThePhan: Hehe
ThePhan: Me!
Goosey: I have LaZorra's number, but we only text.
ThePhan: ...I am not sure why I felt I needed to say that.
Goosey: LOL
ThePhan: I guess in case people wondered who "ThePhan" was, I wanted to make it clear.
ThePhan: So now they know I'm either Randy or ThePhan.

Breaking News

LaZorra: This just in:
LaZorra: PHOENIX -- A local woman discovered tonight that she has difficulty cooking hot dogs, according to witnesses. "They were like pieces of charcoal," a diner was overhead saying.
i8246i: That's....news?
i8246i: Please please please tell me you made that up
LaZorra: Um, yes.
ThePhan: LOL LOL I'm sitting here thinking that is an actual news story and thinking, "Wow, human interest stories are apparently really big out there..."
LaZorra: I would be the local woman.
LaZorra: LOL LOL
* LaZorra is apparently destined for success in the news business if she can make you guys buy that.

LaZorra Hinders My Food

MSB: i have to stop reading these typoes
MSB: or else i will never achieve anything with my life
ThePhan: LAZORRA YOUR TYPOS ARE HINDERING OUR FUTURES
MSB: and start typoing profusely
LaZorra: TP: I am very, very sorry for ruining your life.
MSB: ohhhh, food!
MSB: that would be a good idea
ThePhan: LZ: It's okay. I'm pretty sure anything hindered in my food is actually my own fault.
ThePhan: Er, in my future.
MSB: :P
ThePhan: Okay, that typo might have been partly your fault. And partly MSB's, for saying "food."
Goosey: Hindered food?
MSB: it was a very lazorra-esque typo
LaZorra: feeeeeed
Goosey: Is that, like, when you can't find the tabby part to take the top off the pudding cup?
LaZorra: TP: LOL LOL

Kitty!

* Sam tells Zach he's a kitty.
Maryam: KITTY
goldfishy: Who's Zach?
Nyperold: A kitty.
Sam: http://www.rinkworks.com/rinkchat/zach.jpg and http://www.rinkworks.com/rinkchat/zoey.jpg
ThePhan: goldfishy: My best friend's younger brotehr.
Sam: ...are my kitties.
ThePhan: Also, Sam's kitty.
Sam: We named him after ThePhan's best friend's younger brother.
goldfishy: Awwww kitties
goldfishy: Good choice Sam
ThePhan: My best friend's younger brother does not enjoy being told he's a kitty, because he isn't.
goldfishy: Get him kitty ears and tell him to get on with it

LaZorra and Her Nose. And Stuff.

* LaZorra is glad she finished her millk some time ago.
Sam: LaZ: And your carrots.
Maryam: LOL
ThePhan: Milk and carrots! Healthy Santa's choice.
goldfishy: I always thought the carrots were for the reindeer
LaZorra: TP: LOL
goldfishy: I had no idea Santa was mean enough to eat them too
LaZorra: Reindeer stoo!
LaZorra: Oh lord.
LaZorra: I did not just type that.
Maryam: Ok, that totally looks like "reindeer stool".
Maryam: Gross.
LaZorra: ewwwwwww
* ThePhan loses it.
Sentynel: You lot are utterly nuts. =D
ThePhan: I like the idea of LaZorra just yelling "REINDEER STOOL" in the middle of conversation.
Sam: BlitzBot: 965. Things LaZorra has fired out of her nose.
ThePhan: carrots
Sam: milk
LaZorra: small children
ThePhan: ducks
ThePhan: very small rocks
Sam: reindeer stool
goldfishy: rockets
TalkingDog: presidents
Sam: crowbars
ThePhan: reindeer stoo
goldfishy: knitting needles
* TalkingDog thinks he's thinking of a Pete & Pete episode.
Sam: Aaron
LaZorra: html
* TalkingDog isn't sure.
goldfishy: puppies
Sam: Sam Goo
goldfishy: spells
LaZorra: snot
Sentynel: her nose O.O
Sam: cows
goldfishy: sheeps
LaZorra: relactating things
goldfishy: brains
Maryam: peppermint
ThePhan: Cody
TalkingDog: Your poor nose.
Maryam: habanero throat spray
LaZorra: habanero juice
Sam: red bean paste buns
ThePhan: These are ALL correct answers so far.
goldfishy: goldfishes
* LaZorra is totally losing it.
Sam: Jay
ThePhan: study guys
LaZorra: No WONDER my nose used to bleed a lot!
Sam: big logs
* goldfishy has no idea what is going on and is just yelling things
Sentynel: blood!
LaZorra: squaws
Sam: hot porkers
goldfishy: butterflies
LaZorra: Rabbitlord
LaZorra: goldfishy: THOSE TICKLE
ThePhan: She fires lasers out of other people's noses!
goldfishy: but they look pretty!
LaZorra: BAHAHA
Sam: Cheyenne Kimball
LaZorra: ThePhan: She fires lasers out of other people's noses! /goldfishy: but they look pretty!\
* LaZorra puts on a light show.
ThePhan: LOL
goldfishy: Hehehe they could be pretty coloured lasers!
Maryam: Hey, warn us when you're going to do that!
ThePhan: That *would* be easier to do if you had multiple noses to workw ith.
Sentynel: That sounds almost like a Neuromancer reference..
Sam: gopher-headed rat heads
Maryam: It's disconcerting to suddenly have your nose start firing lasers.
LaZorra: brains
ThePhan: "All right, everyone, look at the ceiling. Now, section 2, move your heads in a circle..."
LaZorra: that have been previously licked
* goldfishy thinks of Mysterons
LaZorra: MegaHal
LaZorra: TP: LOL LOL
TalkingDog: Are we forgetting ginger ale?
LaZorra: I AM NOT DAVE OR STEPHEN
LaZorra: ...I hope.
Sam: I don't think Stephen ever did that. So you still might be Stephen.
ThePhan: LOL LOL
Maryam: Stephen snorted ginger ale too?
ThePhan: Stephen would have moved his head in a circle to make a laser show with his nose.
goldfishy: noodles? i head of someone doing that one time *shudder*
ThePhan: If given the opportunity.
TalkingDog: Dave would have turned his head in tight circles like an owl.
LaZorra: Wasn't Stephen part of the ginngenger ale archive?
TalkingDog: You could use him like one of those leveling laser thingies.
LaZorra: TD/TP: can't...breathe...
LaZorra: SO MANY TOPICBOT LINES
* TalkingDog HUGS LaZorra!
LaZorra: "ThePhan: Stephen would have moved his head in a circle to make a laser show with his nose. " <--please please please Topicbot
ThePhan: Yeah, I can't imagine I'll be repeating that one any time soon.
Sam: hehehe. Okay.

Kick Him Back!

[RinkChat] User TalkingDog has been kicked from the room by TalkingDog. TalkingDog has left.
TalkingDog has entered.
TalkingDog: Who kicked me??
* TalkingDog kicks them back.
[RinkChat] User TalkingDog has been kicked from the room by TalkingDog. TalkingDog has left.
TalkingDog has entered.
* LaZorra cracks up at TalkingDog.
LaZorra: We could have a Sam-kicks-people-who-are-idle party!
Sam: OKAY!
Sam: TalkingDog is idle 0:01.
[RinkChat] User TalkingDog has been kicked from the room by Sam.
TalkingDog has left.
TalkingDog has entered.
Sam: Oooh, TalkingDog is idle 0:01 again...
ThePhan: TD is going to have to keep up a constant chatter if he wants to stay in here.
ThePhan: Well, after all, he *is* a TalkingDog. I don't know why we've been settling for less all this time.
[RinkChat] User LaZorra has been kicked from the room by Sam.
LaZorra has left.
Sam: IDLE 0:02!
Sam: LaZ: This was a great idea for a party!!

Chamberpots. And Shoorting.

LaZorra: I think I will be sleeping with my gun tonight.
* LaZorra doesn't have her first two chambers loaded.
LaZorra: So I'd have to shoot twice before an actual bullet comes out.
Sam: LOL. Er, great that it's...partially unloaded.
LaZorra: LOL
Sam: So it's neither safe NOR ready to fire.
LaZorra: Well, you never want to have the first chamber loaded in a six-shoorter.
Sam: Great compromise there.
ThePhan: LZ: I had an extreme urge to respond to that with "/me doesn't have her first two chamberpots loaded." But... I don't even know completely what that would mean.
LaZorra: The hammer could go off accidentllally, and you'd be screwed.
ThePhan: Yeah, you might accidentally shoort yourself.
LaZorra: TP: LOL LOL ewwwww
ThePhan: I mean accidentllally shoort yourself.
* LaZorra wonders how many chamberpots ThePhan has.
LaZorra: LOL
Sam: NO MORE THAN ONE LAZORRA IS PERMITTED IN THE CHAT ROOM AT ANY GIVEN TIME.
* ThePhan spent the last few years buying chamberpots.

911 BRB

LaZorra: Oh, hey, I got to call 911 tonight.
TalkingDog: Eek.
LaZorra: That was fun.
LaZorra: wait brb
TalkingDog: um
Sam: Er, what?
ThePhan: Why were you calling 911?
Sam: There are some lines you're not allowed to follow with "brb".
TalkingDog: Unless that's supposed to be said as in "I have to call 911 tonight."
ThePhan: "So I got to call 911. Oh, hold on a sec, they're here!"
ThePhan: "I'll be right back, just have to show them where in my room the fire is."

Don't worry, there was no fire and she is just fine.

Poison

Revan: Whoa, I forgot I switched to water. Drinking water and expecting lemonade makes water taste like poison. I was tempted to spit it out.
Goosey: LOL LOL
TalkingDog: I get the same thing switching between soda and non-soda.
TalkingDog: Flavor perception is weird.
ThePhan: I get the same thing when I drink poison.
TalkingDog: LOL
[RinkChat] The chat room's topic has been changed to 'ThePhan spent the last few years building up an immunity to iocane powder.' by TalkingDog.

Rocket Man Sing-Along

ThePhan: I should not sing along to songs I haven't listened to in awhile.
ThePhan: "Oh, I'm the rocket maaaaaaan, rocket maaaaan, burning out his shoes out there alone...."
ThePhan: "Wait."

Grammar Are Hard

Randy: I bought a book about using good grammar in writing and all. Its good stuff
Maryam: Randy: Did it teach you about the difference between "its" and "it's"?

Acronym Confusion

* ThePhan got ensemble for Beauty and the Beast! Yay!
LaZorra: WHOOO TP
* LaZorra is clearly excited about her toilet paper.

Eating Ketchup

(About some of the Google searches people have used to get to RinkWorks)

ThePhan: "eats ketchup by itself" = All I can think of is some sort of mechanical tech toy that, if you turn it on, it eats ketchup. By itself.
Sentynel: TP: It eats the ketchup by itself, or else it gets the hose again?

Ludwig Disapproves

(about LaZorra)

ThePhan: She's not a silly. She's only a silly if she thinks we all need therapy for not drinking :-)
LaZorra: Nah, I think you all need therapy for totally unrelated issues.
TalkingDog: Hmm. That portrait of Beethoven writing always makes me expect him to start shooting eye lasers at me.
ThePhan: Hehe
ThePhan: LZ: Like that we think Beethoven might shoot lasers at us!
TalkingDog: LUDWIG DISAPPROVES *zaaaaap*
Maryam: LOL
Maryam: TOPICBOT

Talking Fast

TalkingDog: hilazorrahowareyoudoingthisfineeveningidon'tknowwhyi'mnotusingthespacebarexceptthatforsomereasoniwanttosimulatetalkingreallyfast
LaZorra: hitalkingdoghowisthatcommercialyouarereadingdisclaimersfor
TalkingDog: LOL
TalkingDog: Okay, you win.

Yay Maryam's Dad!

ThePhan: I had a similar deal with math last semester. I had an easy solution, though, since my dad was a math teacher at the college, so he re-taught me high school math in a night. That was an adventure.
Maryam has entered.
Goosey: Yay your dad!
Goosey: Hi Maryam!
ThePhan: Hey Maryam!
Maryam: My dad is pretty yay, but that's an odd greeting.

Fruit Flavorings

Maryam: Strawberry flavoring doesn't taste much like actual strawberries.
Revan: I think cherry, peach, some kinds of lemon and most Jelly Bellies taste reasonably close to their counterparts.
* TalkingDog likes artificial grape better than real grape...
* LaZorra refuses to eat artificial cherry things.
Maryam: I've always hated aritificial cherry flavor, both because it tastes nothing like cherries and because I just plain don't like it.
ThePhan: I like artificial cherry flavor, but I don't like cherries.
Randy: purge
Randy: heh, guess that doesn't work
TalkingDog: PURGE THE FALSE FRUITS

Elmo

ThePhan: So I imported my latest Elmo blog to Facebook.
ThePhan: Or, well, let them do it automatically.
ThePhan: "I believe in fate. I believe that I'm fated to be miserable."
TalkingDog: No line breaks?
ThePhan: Well, yes. But I didn't put them in here because I was too impatient. heh.
TalkingDog: Ohh, heh.
ThePhan: Well, apparently if you don't assign a blog title to it, Facebook decides to make the first few words or so the title.
ThePhan: But Facebook must actually go by a certain number of characters to determine the title, because it cut mine off in the middle of a wor.
ThePhan: *wor
ThePhan: *word
Maryam: LOL
LaZorra: LOL
* LaZorra has infected TP!
Revan: Nice.
TalkingDog: *badum-KSH*
ThePhan: So the title of that blog, according to Facebook, is "I believe in fate. I believe that I'm fat"
LaZorra: Also, infected TP sounds like the most disgusting thing ever.
Maryam: ewww
Maryam: I bet Elmo DOES think he's fat.
* LaZorra cracks up all over again.
Revan: Aw, you beat me to "LaZ: You should probably get that checked out."

Under The Bed

ThePhan: I have a friend who made a MySpace for a stuffed creature of his, "Bob the Blue Monkey." He uses this MySpace mostly to test out layouts and other coded things.
ThePhan: For location, he put "Under Murph's bed." (Murph is my friend's name.)
ThePhan: One day he got a spam message.
ThePhan: It began: "Hello, Bob the Blue Monkey! I just moved into the Under Murph's Bed area and am looking to meet new people!"
10Kan: LOL
10Kan: SPAM FROM A MONSTER

The Phanning

* ThePhan was involved in TP-ing a guy's dorm, watched lots of Dr. Who, decided what she's singing for her Beauty & the Beast audition, and drank some disgusting grapefruit juice.
10Kan: You yourselfed a guy's dorm?
ThePhan: I was just about to comment on that.
ThePhan: I definitely ThePhanned his dorm.
TalkingDog: The Phanning. Sounds like a horror movie.

Bears!

LaZorra: Virgil's root bear is the only kind I really like.
TalkingDog: ROOT BEAR
LaZorra: BEER!
ThePhan: Flavored with honey!
* TalkingDog pictures a subterranean bear that lives under trees.
[RinkChat] The chat room's topic has been changed to 'My life is BIG BUCKS AND A BIG BAD BOTTLE OF BEARS.' by LaZorra.
ThePhan: LOL LOL LOL
* TalkingDog dies
wintermute: BEARS?
ThePhan: Those bears are not going to be happy at being bottled...
* LaZorra is giggling herself to death.
LaZorra: It doesn't get much BIGGER or BADDER than a BOTTLE for BEARS.
LaZorra: Also, I just remembered that I have had root bear flavored with honey. Which is hilarious in this context.
ThePhan: LZ: You really have had "root bear"?
LaZorra: TP: LOL LOL NO GAH
LaZorra: BEER
i8246i: OH NO, LOOK OUT, ITS COMING TO EAT YOU http://sandboxworld.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/AW-Root-Bear.jpg
LaZorra: LOL A ROOT BEAR
ThePhan: QUICK PUT HIM IN A BOTTLE
LaZorra: TP: LOL
* LaZorra decides the best pronuncation of that is to start off with a long "e" sound and then taper to an A.
LaZorra: Root beeeeeeeeaaaaaahhhrr.
ThePhan: LZ: Beeeeeeeeeeaaaaar.
ThePhan: Er.
ThePhan: Which you just sai.
Randy: Kinda australian?
ThePhan: I guess I just felt the desire to type it out again.
* LaZorra wonders how one gets a bear in a bottle.
LaZorra: Surely it is more challenging than a ship in a bottle.
ThePhan: LZ: Because ships don't claw you to death if you try.
i8246i: Liquify the bear?
* LaZorra is cracking up.
* Sentynel is struggling to say "beer" in any way other than "beeahhr"
Sentynel: Minus the "r" on the end might be more accurate actually..
* LaZorra says it, "bee-er."
LaZorra: . . . which is basically just "beer." LOL LOL
* LaZorra dies.
TalkingDog: You are all crazy.
ThePhan: I roll the R on the end of "beer."
ThePhan: (Not really. In case someone mistook that for an honest statement.)
LaZorra: Beerthrthrthrthrthr?
i8246i: (I was trying to mentally hear that...my brain was trying to rip itself in two)
ThePhan: Definitely.
* LaZorra thinks she's just typed out what Beatrice Arthur's name would sound like if you took the first and last parts of it and mashed it together.
LaZorra: LORD MY BRAIN IS WERID.
Randy: LZ: That sounds like "Bea Arthur
ThePhan: Now I'm pronouncing that "Beether ther ther."
LaZorra: RANDY HOLY CRAP
Randy: LOL BEAT
* LaZorra is literally loughing out loud now.
i8246i: lough?
LaZorra: *A!!
LaZorra: Randy: That was AWESOME!
Randy: LZ: HIGH-
LaZorra: Randy: -FIVE!
Maryam: HA! I can still name all fifty state capitals, even if I have to think a bit for some of them.
TalkingDog: You guys are talkin' like a YouTube video that I didn't let load first.
ThePhan: The root bears are all loughing at us now.
Maryam: Oh, are we still talking about bears in here?
LaZorra: Maryam: bahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa*gasp*
* LaZorra recalls the Hatter's line: "We are all mad here."
i8246i: More like Beerthrthrthrthrthrs
Maryam: I think I broke her.
i8246i: I think she was already broken....
Maryam: This is quite possible.
LaZorra:
i8246i: I'm just trying not to add any wood to this fire, as tempting as it is
LaZorra: THEPHAN Oh my goodness, oh my goodness! YOUR STATUS aaaahhh
Maryam: What is ThePhan's status?? DOES SHE NEED HELP?
Maryam: We can send the Eagle Alpha Team right away!
ThePhan: LZ: LOL LOL
LaZorra: " I did a very stupid little dance to "Everything Comes Down to Poo" from the Scrubs musical. I'm glad my roommate wasn't awake to see it."
ThePhan: Apparently that status has been tickling some funny bones...
LaZorra: Amd then, " ...That makes it sound like my dance was related to the subject matter of the song. I assure you, it wasn't. It was just a stupid dance."

She wrote on my status, "I came onto Facebook to regain my sanity from bears in chat. This did not help. At all."

Kysle has entered.
LaZorra: KYSLE RUNNN
Kysle has left.
i8246i: NO, COME BACK
* LaZorra collapses.
Kysle has entered.
* i8246i offers LaZorra a pillow and a cup of tea
i8246i: Would you like some bottled Beerthrthrthrthrthr, Kysle?
LaZorra: Thank you, I think I'd choke if I drank it right now.
* LaZorra drinks it right now.
i8246i: No! Bad Zorra!
Kysle: i: Is that like Butterbeer?
i8246i: No, much dumber and more original
ThePhan: DON'T DRINK THE BOTTLED BEARS
Randy: LZ: HIGH-
ThePhan: IT'S BIG AND BAD
i8246i: FOUR
LaZorra: Not unless Butterbear is like Bea Arthur. With bears in bottles.
LaZorra: Randy: -FIVE!
LaZorra: Who's afraid of the big bad bottled bears, the big bad bottled bears, the big bad bolttled bears . . .
TalkingDog: 99 bottles of bears on the wall?
i8246i: BOLTED BEARS? Oh no...THEY CAN USE POWER TOOLS
LaZorra: THAT IS A LOT OF BEARS
* ThePhan is letting out bizarre little giggles that are probably going to wake her sleeping roommate and alarm her floormates across the hall.
LaZorra: heeeee
* Randy loves you crazy awesome people
* i8246i is definitely going to get a weird look from his co-worker for giggling like a little girl
LaZorra: This is SO not helping me write this story about a phony kidnapped kid, LOL.
TalkingDog: Was he kidnapped by bears?
ThePhan: LZ: I'm sure you can get some story fodder out of this.
LaZorra: THE BEARS TOOK HIM O NO
ThePhan: Bea Arthur was involved. And put him in a bottle.
LaZorra: That is solely what my story should read: "KID TAKEN BY BEARS HALP"
LaZorra: Bea Arthur WOULD do something like that.

Goosey's Sexy Goodbye

Goosey: Byee!
* Goosey HUGS everybody!
10Kan: Seeya!
* 10Kan HUGS Goosey!
* LaZorra HUGS Goosey!
ThePhan: Bye!
Goosey has left.
ThePhan: LOL LOL
* ThePhan misread.
ThePhan: I thought 10Kan's "Seeya!" said "Sexy!"
ThePhan: I was very, very confused.
* LaZorra comes very close to snorting carrots out her nose.
10Kan: Phan: and I can greet people with "Salacious-tations!"
LaZorra: "* Goosey HUGS everybody! / 10Kan: Sexy!" bahahahaha *dies*

Superman's Powers

LaZorra: I always thought the phrase, "Leaps tall buildings in a single bound!" was funny.
LaZorra: What, can normal people only leap tall buildings if they get a running start?
Goosey: LOL
LaZorra: Or, "faster than a speeding bullet!" Because anyone can be faster than a sluggish bullet.
Maryam: Well, you could just throw one.
Goosey: I can be faster than a bullet that's just rolling across the floor, heh.
Maryam: Or drop it on the ground and kick it along.
LaZorra: LOL
* LaZorra is faster than a rolling bullet!

Visiting Details

LaZorra: Boy comes tomorrow; leaves Monday night. MissStickBug comes Wednesday night, leaves the following Tuesday.
Goosey: And you come visit me the next weekend???
LaZorra: And THEN I am going to make plans to come visit Goosey -- LOL LOL, jinx!
ThePhan: VISIT ME INSTEAD I'M SO MUCH CLOSER IN MY MIND
Goosey: Awwww
* Goosey HUGS ThePhan!
ThePhan: Okay, maybe not.
ThePhan: But I *am* only 3 hours from wintermute and famous!
Goosey: TP: Woo!
ThePhan: So I will almost certainly get to see them at some point during my time here.
* LaZorra visits ThePhan in her mind.
Goosey: LaZ: Who is in whose mind?
LaZorra: Goosey: Good question!
LaZorra: TP: w00t!
ThePhan: Goosey: We're both in Maryam's mind.
LaZorra: Hey, if you ever want to drive to Utah, we could both converge on Goosey, hehe.
Goosey: SLEEPOVER AT MY HOUSE YAY
ThePhan: Well, right now I'm transportationless.
ThePhan: I'm pretty sure my roommate wouldn't be up to driving me to Utah.
LaZorra: Rollerskate?
Goosey: Yeah, that's a Looong drive.
ThePhan: It's a little further than the local Wal-Mart.
Goosey: LOL
ThePhan: If I roller skated to Utah, I would have to take a semester off.
Goosey: And get new legs.
LaZorra: LOL
ThePhan: Bring some spare ones along.
LaZorra: "To do: Buy rollerskates. Buy prothestic legs."

Unclean!

Revan: Randy: I've been uncle since I was thirteen. That title always feels so weird.
Revan: Uncle Revan.
Revan: an*
ThePhan: Oh. Heh. It took me a minute to figure out where that "an" was attached.
ThePhan: "Uncle Revanan?" Or, better yet, "Unclean Revan?"

The On My Own Mystery

ThePhan: So I have some random recording of a girl singing "On My Own" from Les Mis on my computer.
ThePhan: It is not me.
ThePhan: And it is definitely not a professional version.
ThePhan: I'm guessing at some point some friend was like, "Here! Listen to me!" and sent it to me, but I can't for the life of me figure out who it is.
Randy: It must be LAZORRA
ThePhan: It must be!
wintermute: It's Randy, and his surprisingly feminine singing voice.

Texting Difficulties

ThePhan: LZ: So I was formulating a Twitter response to your response, got distracted, but apparently started texting it out while distracted, because I had started with "I also really just think" when that wasn't at ALL what I was trying to say.
ThePhan: I was TRYING to say "I sometimes get it stuck in my head."
ThePhan: And "I also really just think I sometimes get it stuck in my head" is just nonsense.
LaZorra: LOL
LaZorra: That is AWESOME.
[RinkChat] The chat room's topic has been changed to 'I also really just think I sometimes get it stuck in my head' by TalkingDog.