Facebook Quotes

Randy: haha, off topic, but a friend just posted this ”the greatest thing about Facebook, is that you can quote something and totally make up the source.” – George Washington

Stalker

Randy: Wow. Watching a show where this guy is a CRAZY STALKER guy.
ThePhan: Why are you watching Twilight?

I crack myself up. Nobody else need laugh.

Double TalkingDog

TalkingDog has entered.
TalkingDog has entered.
Goosey: Neat trick.
ThePhan: Now there are two of him!
Randy: The DREADED DOUBLE ENTRANCE OF DOOOOOM
Goosey: More TD to HUG!
* TalkingDog and TalkingDog pretend to be standing in front of a mirror.

A Lot of Anns

ThePhan: I had a friend who was in a creative writing class that only had about 8 people in it. They had three Annas, an Annie, and an Anne.
ThePhan: And then two random guys.
Sam: If I were one of those random guys, I'd change my name to Anne just because.

The Cans Aren't Yelling

i8246i: IM GOING TO STOP YELLING NOW
Gahalyn: For me at least, the cans aren't yelling
Gahalyn: They're just emphasizing humourously
Goosey: YELLING CANS
Gahalyn: Did I spell humor with an extra u?
Gahalyn: caps
Gahalyn: yelling caps lol
ThePhan: LOL
Goosey: And she was worried about the extra u.
* ThePhan was trying to figure out what cans were yelling.

Copy/Paste Difficulties

Revan: But for FPSes, nothing can beat the mouse's precision if you're good at sweeping.
Revan: For example, check out the speed at which this headshot is done. The cursor is halfway across the screen by the time the shot even registers on-screen. Oh, I just gotta know If you're really there And you really care 'Cause baby I'm not F-f-f-foolin', ah f-f-foolin'
Revan: Hm.
Revan: It would seem that someone has copied Def Leppard lyrics to my clipboard.
Revan: LOL
Revan: And the direct photobucket link did not work.

Spying On Tourists

Revan: Sweet. The world will soon be under constant government surveillance.
Revan: There's a prototype out for an unmanned recon plane that can fly for five years without landing.
Revan: I just think if a government has an eye in the sky for such long periods of time, they've got to get bored with just spying on the turrists.
Goosey: SPY ON THE TOURIST!!
ThePhan: Tourists do funny things. It's fun to spy on them.
[RinkChat] The chat room's topic has been changed to 'SPY OPN THE TOURIST' by Gahalyn.
[RinkChat] The chat room's topic has been changed to 'OPN' by Gahalyn.
Revan: LOL
* Gahalyn falls over.
ThePhan: Spy them open?
Goosey: LOL
ThePhan: 85% of tourist injuries are caused by being spied open!

Gay Friars

* Goosey was looking up a classification for Franciscan monks under this section "-Franciscans. Minorites. Friars Minor. Gray Friars" and read "Gay Friars."
Goosey: "Honey, that scapular is just SO. YOU."

Outside Temperature

(Discussing the possibilities of a vampire skateboarding video game.)

Nyperold: Castlevania 1440°
Kysle: (1440 -- the year?)
ThePhan: 1440 degrees?
Nyperold: (The multiple of 360.)
ThePhan: That's a warm day.
Kysle: Well, yeah, but I thought you were going for some kind of double meaning, there.
wintermute: Phan: It's probably in Kelvin.
wintermute: That is only 2,130°F.
ThePhan: wm: That doesn't help much.
ThePhan: In fact, not at all.
i8246i: Only if your board could emit flames at 1440 Kelvin.
Kysle: For the zombies? Do vampires burn?
wintermute: Maybe 1440 K is the temperature at which vampires burn...
wintermute: Like Fahrenheit 421.
wintermute: Or whatever.
Randy: They burn in sunlight
TalkingDog: In winter.
ThePhan: Being outside on a sunny day is 2130 Fahrenheit?
ThePhan: Man, our weatherman is off.
wintermute: Phan: It is in Texas.

Whagland

i8246i: What kind of file name is a-general-methodology-for-the-synthesis-of-transition-metal-pnictide-nanoparticles-from-pnictate-precursors-and-its-application-to-iron-phosphorus-phases-12670211.html anyway?
Kysle: The kind that came from some lame CMS
wintermute: It tells you what it's about.
Nyperold: An ExactlyWhaglandsaysOnTheTin one.
wintermute: Whagland?
Nyperold: Erm. Despacing...
ThePhan: What *does* Whagland say on the tin?
wintermute: Ah.
Nyperold: An "Exactly What It Says On The Tin" one.
wintermute: Silly filter.

Ellipses

i8246i: I immediately regret clicking the url in the brief chat history of this room.
i8246i: Especially at work
Kysle: Work? Are you in Australia?
i8246i: I get that a lot
i8246i: No, just night shift
i8246i: 6pm to 6am, nothing much to do
Ticia: Hehe
i8246i: I'm just glad my ellipses haven't made an appearance
Ticia: ..
Ticia: .
i8246i: cursed period key
wintermute: Yeah, don't show us your ellipses.
Maryam: Oh, so that's where all your punctuation has gone, then?
Maryam: You store them up for ellipses.

Directors

wintermute: Rolsand Emmerlich is probably my worst director.
wintermute: *Roland
Sam: *Emmerich
Sam: ROSALIND EMMERLICH!
Sam: BAD DIRECTOR, BUT WHAT A HOTTIE.

Spelling Difficulties

Kysle: Ok, done reading the rools.
Randy: rools?
Kysle: rules

Tabs

Gahalyn: I have 80 tabs open.
TalkingDog: Meep.
Gahalyn: In this browser alone.
Gahalyn: I have some sort of problem.
Goosey: Uhh
Goosey: Yes. Yes you do.
Gahalyn: LOL
Goosey: You need tab reduction therapy.
Gahalyn: Indeed.
ThePhan: 80?
ThePhan: Goodness.
Gahalyn: I know.
ThePhan: And my family complains about *me* having 6 or 7 open at once.
Gahalyn: I EAT SIX OR SEVEN TABS FOR BREAKFAST
Gahalyn: *ahem*

Politics Movies

(Referring to an email Sam got)

wintermute: "Why don't you condense the last 10 years of American politics into your movie reviews. . ?" --- Because "the last 10 years of American politics" isn't a movie?

Book Buying Dilemmas

(Referring to a book that apparently mentions RinkWorks in it)

NessaChan: Well, you can buy a copy of the book he mentions on Amazon for $.01 cent
Sam: NC: Seriously? LOL!
Sam: I gotta pick that up, then.
NessaChan: Sam: It seems so
NessaChan: Oh, that's for the 1996 version, you might have to shell out $2 for the 2003 version
Sam: I wouldn't be in the 1996 version.
NessaChan: Yeah, I realize that.
Sam: I have to decide between buying one 2003 edition or 200 1996 editions.

Folding Hair

ThePhan: My sister is super excited about a folding hairbrush she got at their youth group party tonight.
Randy: hehe
Randy: IT FOLDS!
LaZorra: LOL
LaZorra: Randy: No, no, it folds HAIR.
LaZorra: Folding-hair brush!
Randy: WHUT!
Sam: I always like to make sure my hair is neatly folded and put away when I'm not using it.
Randy: hehe
LaZorra: SAM WEARS A TOUPEE
LaZorra: (Which is admittedly better than a three-pee.)
ThePhan: 3P!
Randy:
LaZorra: 3P! Which is not to be confused with a TP.
ThePhan: Do not wear me, please.
Randy: LOL LOL

Slot Machines

* Randy just found a GREAT deal to go to Vegas next month...really really tempting
10Kan: Randy: The best deal on going to Vegas is one where you end up with lots more money than you started with.
10Kan: It's hard to get that one, though.
Randy: Totally
Randy: I just go to visit my friends. So I don't usually lose too much
ThePhan: Doesn't everyone who lives in Vegas have slot machines in their living rooms?
Randy: hehe
Randy: They're even in the churches!
10Kan: We should start calling all machines with slots in them "slot machines".
10Kan: Like toasters.
10Kan: Of course, unlike regular slot machines, Toasters will give you back just as much bread as you put in them.
ThePhan: LOL
ThePhan: That would make my butter-on-fire story even better.
Randy: LOL LOL
ThePhan: "So I put the stick of butter on top of the slot machine in the kitchen to warm it up. Next thing I knew, it was on fire."
10Kan: LOL

Chat Eating Words

Maryam: We were talking about the "
Maryam: Er.
Sam: Maryam: Chat is eating our words tonight.
ThePhan: You know, the "!
Sam: "s RULE!
Sam: I LOVE THE "

Netflix Recommendations

ThePhan: NETFLIX HAS GONE INSANE
ThePhan: Listen to the synopsis of this movie: "Trapped in a quarantined Barcelona apartment building with residents, firefighters and a growing horde of ravenous zombies, television reporter Angela (Manuela Velasco) and her cameraman, Pablo, record brutal deaths and terrifying events while trying to stay alive. Filmed entirely from unseen Pablo's point of view, this tension-filled Spanish horror film thrills viewers with its aggressive action."
ThePhan: So it's most likely a gruesome Spanish horror movie.
ThePhan: Why was it recommended to me?
ThePhan: Because I enjoyed Memento, WALL-E, and Frost/Nixon.
Maryam: Yeah... those all sound, uh, remarkably similar...
ThePhan: How is it at all like those movies?
Goosey: LOL
TalkingDog: eeeeevaaahhhh braaaaaains

Private Message Confusion

* ThePhan watches a movie.
ThePhan is away.
*Goosey* Hey! Put a link to my blog on your blog pleeeease?
[->Goosey] Ooh okay!
[->Goosey] ...How do I do that?
[->Goosey] That was almost a post to the room. LOL. Would've been confusing following my statement that I was going to watch a movie.
Goosey: um
*Goosey* Um.
[->Goosey] LOL LOL
*Goosey* LOL Whereas I have a random um
Randy: um what?
Goosey: Nothing, hehe. Mispost.

Ninjas

* Randy LOVES yhis place
Randy: THIS
Goosey: YHIS
Maryam: GO NINJA GO NINJA GO
Randy: NINJA NINJA RAP NINJA NINJA RAP
Goosey: WHERE THE HECK DID THE NINJAS COME FROM???
wintermute: Goosey: The shadows.
wintermute: Alternatively: Japan.

Neil Patrick Haris

Sam: DOG!
Goosey: DOG!
ThePhan: DOG!
Randy: DOG!
famous: DOG!
wintermute: DOOG!
Nyperold: Neil Patrick Harris?
Maryam: DOOGIE!
Maryam: Beat.
ThePhan: NEIL PATRICK HARIS
ThePhan: WITH TWO R'S
Randy: LOL LOL
Randy: You typoing that is HILARIOUS
ThePhan: Yeah. I am a lame fan.
wintermute: Phan: One in Patrick and one in Haris?
ThePhan: wm: LOL
ThePhan: WITH THREE R'S

Hypo-Allergenic Samoans

Randy: Apparently...she's allergic to chocolate!
Randy: I don't know if I can handle that
Goosey: What a mouthful! http://hawaiireef.noaa.gov/
Randy: LOL
Goosey: I love Hawaiian.
wintermute: It's very good on pizza.
ThePhan: Pizza with actual Hawaiians on it.
Goosey:
Sam: Being allergic to chocolate is like...being allergic to RinkWorks!
ThePhan: RinkWorks = chocolate!
wintermute: Randy: Your job is now to invent hypo-allergenic chocolate for her.
Sam: Ooo, yeah.
Randy: hmm...what about Samoans?
Sam: What ABOUT Somoans?
Sam: Who mentioned Samoans?
Goosey: LOL
ThePhan: You're inventing Samoans for her?
ThePhan: Hypo-allergenic ones?
Randy: Chat stopped for me after Phan's Pizza with Hawaiians on it comment!
Randy: LOL
ThePhan: LOL
Goosey: LOL LOL

Onigiri

* Goosey eats little homemade onigiri!
wintermute: Hrm. "Oni" means "demon" or "spirit"< and "gi" is a martial arts outfit.
wintermute: I don't know what "ri" means, but clearly you're eating some kind of Japanese demonic tracksuit...

Chess Name

Sam: ...
Sam: I'm in a Yahoo Chess room right now. I saw someone joined my table and wanted to play, so I hit the 'play' button, and now we're playing. Only then did I notice the username.
Sam: The username is funny_boobs.
Goosey: LOL LOL
ThePhan: LOL
ThePhan: Um...
ThePhan: As in, they have them?
ThePhan: They think they're funny in general?
ThePhan: Hmm
Sam: Who knows.
.
.
.
Sam: funny_boobs is down a pawn.
Sam: I take that back. Two pawns.
Goosey: LOL You're going to give us a play-by-play so you can keep saying "funny_boobs" aren't you?
Sam: I think you figured me out.

Fish Dress

Goosey: RANDY HAS FISH IN HIS DRESS
Randy: But but...NOOOOOOOO
Goosey: see?
Goosey: (7:51:54 PM) Randy: There. I had my fish tank on my computer desk. But its a bit too wobbly (7:52:08 PM) Jeni: Eep. (7:52:13 PM) Randy: So I moved him to my dresse, which is a lot more solid
Randy: It's OBVIOUS I just typoed "dresser"
Goosey: Whatever, Thisbe.
LaZorra: TOPICBOT
Randy: Trying to ruin my reputation
Goosey: LaZ: Which one?? O.o
Randy: That was just for a play!
* Randy has an excuse for everything
Goosey: I bet you kept it!
Randy: Well I wanted to, but it was the directors wife's
Goosey:
Randy: I MEAN NO THAT WOULD BE SILLY AND NOT RIGHT
Goosey: LOL LOL
* LaZorra was thinking, "RANDY HAS FISH IN HIS DRESS"
Goosey:
Kysle: Randy has fish.... in his skirt?
Goosey: Kysle: That's what I said.
Randy: THATS THE POINT
wintermute: Are they carp? Pike? Trout?
wintermute: Enquiring minds want to know!
Kysle: I bet Alaskan King.
Randy: It's one fish! A Betta!
Kysle: Salmon, that is.
wintermute: A salmon became King of Alaska?
wintermute: How does it collect taxes?
Kysle: Better than a tuna.
Kysle: Royal tuna would be bad.
Sam: RANDY HAS FISH IN HIS DRESS TOO????
Goosey: Sam, do YOU have fish in your dress?
Sam: Sure. I'm up on the latest fashions.
Kysle: How do you keep them from stinking?
ThePhan: What if Randy shares his dress with Captain Kirk?
Goosey: Then he can come visit me at worp speed!
Randy: deodorant
Sam: TP: Why would he do that? Just for the halibut?
Nyperold: A salmon would collect taxes with little wasted time, effort, or other resources.
Goosey: Sugar and lemon juice will keep your dress fish from stinking. Everybody knows that.

Telepathic Kysle

Kysle: Interesting premise.
* ThePhan jumps.
ThePhan: What is an interesting premise?
Kysle: This show.
ThePhan: Oh. Heh.
ThePhan: Just threw me off because I had just finished /msging someone the premise of a book.
ThePhan: And I was like, "HOW DID YOU HEAR ME?"

Powerless

Randy: My parents have no power.
wintermute: Not even telepathy?
Randy: Or telekenisis

Quitting

Revan: Hey, cool, it says in the fine print I can quit without giving notice, but it works both ways.
wintermute: You can also give notice without quitting?
Revan: They can fire me without notice.

Google Searches People Used To Find RinkWorks

Ghost of Sam: I think it's time for another edition of Google Searches People Used To Find RinkWorks.
Randy: Yay!
ThePhan: Whoo!
wintermute: WOOHOO!
Ghost of Sam: every letter of the alphabet // www.listofoppositewords.com // can you get a computer virus just by playing games // why is my computer trying to download web pages // Why do you need an icy cucumbe // where's a hyphon on a keyboard // usually bring up the conversation though in 95% of the cases when playing on some servers I only try to keep the issue to myself even if it sux, guess that's the difference. __________________ // sexy names for design sites // tarzan woman film // FUNNY THING FOR SOMEONE WITH BROKEN HANDS // does caffeine keep you up at night? // too much pepper how to fix
Ghost_of_Leen: icy cucumbe...
Ghost_of_Leen: LOL
LaZorra: EVERY LETTER OFTHE ALPHABET
ThePhan: LOL
LaZorra: EVERY. SINGLE. ONE.
ThePhan: "RinkWorks" = sexy name for design site?
LaZorra: Also, I like how the broken hands one sounds like it was a search conducted by a hit man with a sense of humor.
wintermute: Someone googled to find out what letters are in the alphabet?
wintermute: TOO MUCH PEPPER! HOW TO FIX?
[RinkChat] The chat room's topic has been changed to 'Too much pepper! How to fix?' by wintermute.
10Kan: Funny thing for someone with broken hands, according to How to Be Funny: A keyboard.
ThePhan: They couldn't have just looked at their keyboard, apparently.
ThePhan: Somebody set up us the pepper!
Ghost of Sam: can crows kill hawks // barbarian queen rack // down a wall + cutting out worms inside body + movie // My boyfriend is a coward he only has guts to talk to me whenever he is drunk // HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE TO BLEED TO DEATH
wintermute: Phan: Maybe they'd lost a key, and they needed to figure out which one it was...
ThePhan: LOL LOL
wintermute: I misread that as "Can cows kill hawks", and my first response was "yes, if they sit on them".
ThePhan: "I NEED TO KNOW RIGHT NOW, HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE?!"
LaZorra: wm: LOL
* LaZorra is dying laughing.
Revan: I am amazed at the intelligence level of some people.
LaZorra: LESS TIME THAN YOU WILL SPEND IN THE EMERGENCY ROOM
LaZorra: I am amused at the intelligence level of some people.
Revan: Sam: Thank God you have DTABSU, some of those dudes might actually be using it.
Ghost of Sam: The great thing about the 'My boyfriend is a coward' one is that somebody got to The Mystery of Paradise Island with it. Lots of times, if you know the page they got to with the search, it sort of makes sense after all. This time...no.
wintermute: LONG ENOUGH TO GOOGLE!
LaZorra: Sam: LOL
Ghost of Sam: HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE TO DIE FROM LAUGHING

German military roommate

Kalimeris: So, I talked to my new roommate today... and apparently she's a German major, too
* TalkingDog reads "major" as referring to a military rank and blinks.