Sunday, March 23, 2014

Egg, Chips and Phan

ThePhan has entered.
Sessie: Phan!
Goosey: Phan!
Sentynel: Hi Phan
Sentynel: !
Sessie: Whenever Phan enters, I feel like we all turn into Terry Jones in that Monty Python SPAM sketch.
Sessie: PHAN PHAN PHAN PHAN PHAN
ThePhan: LOL
ThePhan: Works for me.
Sentynel: Phan, egg and chips?
Sentynel: Egg, chips and Phan?
Goosey: LOL
Sentynel: Phan, Phan, Phan, Phan, Phan, Phan, baked beans and Phan?
Sentynel: Phan no longer looks like a word.
Sentynel: Not that it technically was to start with, but y'know.
Sessie: LOL
ThePhan: Hehe
* Revan has the Phan, Phan, sausage and Phan.

Saturday, March 15, 2014

The Quest for Skye (As Performed By Rinkies)

Goosey: PHAN if there is ever another RU, you must put together a small QFS script and we'll all act it!
Sentynel: LOL LOL LOL
Sentynel: That is AMAZING.
ThePhan: Goosey: LOL that would be amazing.
10Kan: Oh gosh, this is like the Eye of Argon game.
* 10Kan volunteers to read Skye's lines in the lowest, rumbliest voice he can muster.
Goosey: hahaha
TalkingDog: If you talk into a Pringles can, you'll sound like Vader.
Goosey: hahahaha
Sentynel: As the proud owner of a British accent, I believe I'm qualified to play the villains.
10Kan: The Greek villains. Perfect.
ThePhan: Sent: It's hard to tell who the villains *are* in this book, but I believe you'd be playing Every Greek Citizen.
Sentynel: Phan: Pretty much, yes.
Sentynel: This has the extra bonus that I will have to attempt the lines about hacking with a straight face.
Sentynel: Which is basically guaranteed to end hilariously.
* 10Kan giggles.
ThePhan: LOL
Goosey: Hahahah

Blood!

ThePhan: Heh, so Jacob's playing Animal Crossing and just got an opportunity to change one of the characters' catch phrases.
ThePhan: He changed it to "Blood!"
TalkingDog: hehe
ThePhan: The character is REALLY excited about this.
Sentynel: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
ThePhan: "I can't wait to run up to people and yell, 'Blood!'"
sessie: LOL
Goosey: LOL

Monday, March 10, 2014

Subtitle Goofs

ThePhan: LOL, the subtitles on this movie I downloaded are terrible.
ThePhan: The actual line: "He's straight out of medical school. I've treated ten times the patients he has."
ThePhan: The subtitles: "He strayed out of medical school. I've treated ten tenths the patients he has."
wpg: Heh.
Randy: hehe
Goosey: lol
iwpg: My favourite subtitle goof is from an episode of Charmed - one of the sisters mentioned a "vanquishing potion" (as they do), and the subtitles turned it into a "vague wishing potion".
ThePhan: LOL
Randy: haha!
ThePhan: That's that wishing potion from EVERY show/movie/book about magic ever, where they make a wish and then because they weren't specific enough things go crazy.
Goosey: LOL
ThePhan: I have a Broadway songs concert DVD that I bought on eBay and it turned out to be a Chinese bootleg. The subtitles were not as bad as I expected, but a few were terrible and awesome.
ThePhan: One song from Gypsy is all about this woman who is trying to borrow $88 from her father so she can help get her kid into show business. In the song, she keeps singing, "All that I need is 88 bucks, Papa, only 88 bucks."
ThePhan: The subtitles replace "bucks" with "bugs" every time.

Mario's...

TitleBot: Make up the name of a video game using the word Mario's and words in your hand. (3/* accepted)
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TitleBot: Time's up! Vote for the best submission. (You can't vote for yourself!)
TitleBot: Vote 1 for Mario's Kicking City.
TitleBot: Vote 2 for Mario's Macho Babes and Lavish Bimbos.
TitleBot: Vote 3 for Mario's Pyjamarama.
TitleBot: Vote 4 for Mario's Face Bustin'.
TitleBot: Vote 5 for Mario's Geese Escape.
TitleBot: Vote 6 for Mario's Road: the Bad Flat.
TitleBot: Vote 7 for Sonic Assault: Mario's Glory.
TitleBot: Vote 8 for Mario's Gotham Vice.
TitleBot: Vote 9 for Mario's Supernatural Star Ponies.
TitleBot: Vote 10 for Mario's Giant Face.
Maryam: LOL
ThePhan: LOL LOL
Maryam: oh gosh these are all amazing
ThePhan: HOW DO I CHOOSE BETWEEN 2 AND 10?
ThePhan: vote 2
niekie: vote 10
Maryam: vote 4
Goosey: vote 2
Goosey: vote 3
Nyperold: vote 7
Goosey: hm 2 and 5 and 9 and 10
Goosey: oh heck hm all of them
Maryam: HM ALL OF THEM.
ThePhan: These were so awesome.

Worst Teacher Ever

ThePhan: Heh, FB friend posts this: "Crowd Sourcing: If you were teaching a creative writing class to women who, for the most part, probably only have a GED or below in terms of education what would your activities look like?"
ThePhan: Gets a bunch of helpful ideas.
ThePhan: She follows up: "Awesome! Thank you both. I don't doubt that any of them can write and create wonderfully. I just want to make them feel like this is something they can't do."
ThePhan: Suddenly WORST TEACHER EVER
ThePhan: This is why proofreading is important.
Goosey: HAHAHAHA
Goosey: Should be easy. First day of class, "You are LOSERS! STOP TRYING TO WRITE AND CREATE!"
ThePhan: "My students believe in themselves too much. How can I make them feel like crap?"

Friday, March 7, 2014

The Plan

TalkingDog: uhhhh-huh. This game The Plan on Steam is free and like 7 minutes long, and it's a pretty weird 7 minutes to waste.
ThePhan has entered.
TalkingDog: No, I said The Plan.
TalkingDog: yuk yuk yuk
ThePhan: LOL
* ThePhan is not sure how she'd feel about being called "a pretty weird 7 minutes to waste."
TalkingDog: hehe
ThePhan: So I'm glad you weren't talking about me.
Sentynel: LOL

p?

ThePhan: p
ThePhan: Jacob said that one.
ThePhan: I guess he was feeling left out or something.
Randy: lol
ThePhan: I said that and he gave a deep, sad sigh.
Maryam: Or maybe he really has to go to the bathroom and thought he had to ask your permission.
Maryam: Or the whole room's permission.
ThePhan: p?
ThePhan: (He says.)
Maryam: Everyone vote on whether Jacob can go to the bathroom!
ThePhan: LOL
ThePhan: vote p
Randy: I say...no
Maryam: Oops. Not unanimous. Sorry, Jacob.
Randy: hahahaha
ThePhan: Guys, if he really has to go and he doesn't go to the bathroom, he's going to end up doing it on the couch that I'm sitting on.
ThePhan: And that's not OK.
sessie: LOL
* iwpg is giggling continuously.

Saturday, March 1, 2014

MatchBot: Matchbot

MatchBot: iwpg wins 2 points for scary.
MatchBot: TalkingDog wins 2 points for untrustworthy.
MatchBot: Randy wins 1 point for dreamy.
MatchBot: sessie wins 1 point for stealthy.
MatchBot: ThePhan wins 1 point for secretive.
MatchBot: Erasmus wins 0 points for elaborate.
MatchBot: iwpg wins 0 points for precocious.
MatchBot: Randy wins 0 points for unpleasant.
MatchBot: MatchBot
MatchBot: TalkingDog wins 0 points for excruciating.
MatchBot: ThePhan wins 0 points for thin.
TalkingDog: what.
ThePhan: MatchBot just... felt like saying its own name?
iwpg: Did anyone else get "MatchBot: MatchBot"?
iwpg: ...yeah.
Sentynel: LOL, what?
Maryam: Er. That is weird.
sessie: LOL, yes
ThePhan: It forgot who it was for a second.
ThePhan: Jacob thinks maybe MatchBot is becoming self-aware.