Frall Brack

ThePhan: FRALL BRACK STARTS TODAY

ThePhan: .....er.

ThePhan: Obviously I need it.

ThePhan: *Fall break

Sexy Geeks

Goosey: I googled "sexy geeks". Brain. Broken. http://pictures.korben.info/img239.imageshack.us/2008/10/23/costume-1.jpg

Sam: ...Ow.

ThePhan has entered.

Sam: THEPHAN, DON'T CLICK ON GOOSEY'S LINK.

Sam: BY WHICH I MEAN, CLICK ON IT, BUT THEN TELL ME WHAT GOOD ADVICE IT WAS TO SUGGEST NOT CLICKING ON IT.

ThePhan: THE HECK IS THAT

Goosey: LOL

ThePhan: Well, now I know what my Halloween costume this year is.

Goosey: LOL!!

Sam: LOL LOL LOL

TheOneBot

Goosey: We should have one of those crazy ultra-mini tournaments Sam. Where we play ALL THE BOTS AT THE SAME TIME

Sam: That's pretty easy to set up.

Sam: I have a script that does it. I wonder if it's worth making it possible for everybody to use it.

Sam: I bet I can create an EverythingBot or something that runs them all.

Sam: ONE BOT TO RULE THEM ALL, AND IN THE TOURNAMENT BIND THEM.

Sam: I have to call it TheOneBot now.

Sentynel: Sam: YES. YES YOU DO.

10Kan: "Three bots for the Admins, two of whom are guys."

10Kan: "Five for the odd-time zones, often in chat alone."

Sentynel: 10K: MAGNIFICENT

10Kan: "Seven for Google newbs, banned outright."

10Kan: "One for The Stoddard, in cold 'Hampshire at home."

Sentynel: You missed the Nine.

10Kan: D'oh!

10Kan: Right. Dwarves have seven and Men have nine.

Sentynel: Oh, yes.

Sentynel: That would be it.

10Kan: Nobody has five.

10Kan: "One bot to rule them all, one bot to score them,"

10Kan: "One bot to pwn them all and never ever bore them,"

10Kan: "Made in New Hampshire, where the Stoddard lies."

Sam: I don't lie.

10Kan: Well, 'recline' wouldn't fit.

Goosey: Cries? pies? dries? spies? tries?

10Kan: "...where the Stoddard cries pies." Perfect!

Goosey: LOL

To Sir, With Love II

Sam: Hmmm. At some point in the last year, I watched my 5000th movie and missed it.

Sam: I'm approaching 5200 now. I should have kept closer track.

Sam: I don't know what the 5000th movie actually was, but I bet it was something utterly terrible.

Sam: My best guess is that it was "To Sir, With Love II."

10Kan: This time...It's LOVELIER

Ashoserw

LaZorra: On that squealy note, this little piggy is oging to go take a ashoserw.

Goosey: LOL LOL LOL

ThePhan: ...You're what?

Goosey: whating to take a WHAT now??

LaZorra: ALL OF THE RIGHT LETTERS ARE THERE OKAY?

* Goosey wipes away tears

Sentynel: All the right notes, just not necessarily in the right order...

LaZorra: To quote MASH: "I can play the notes, but I cannot make the music." :-p

HUGOWAR

LaZorra: I LOVE YOU ALL

LaZorra: Don't leave me hanging on that.

LaZorra: It's just...

LaZorra: awkward.

* TalkingDog HUGS teh laz!

Ticia: HAHA

* Goosey HUGS LaZorra!

* LaZorra HUGS TD and Goosey!!

ThePhan: LOL

* ThePhan HUGS LaZorra!

* LaZorra HUGS Phan!

ThePhan: WE LOVE YOU TOO

ThePhan: Or, well, at least I do.

LaZorra: YAY ONE OF YOU LOVES ME

LaZorra: :-p

Goosey: I LOVE HER MORE

LaZorra: Why do I feel like I'm about to be sliced in half like Solomon's baby?

Sentynel: Half?

* Sentynel sharpens cleaver

LaZorra: :-.

ThePhan: I LOVED HER FIRST

* TalkingDog hides under a leaf.

ThePhan: Maybe not first, but before all these people arguing over her!

* Randy HUGS EVERYONE!

Goosey: I LOVE HER SO MUCH I SENT HER ARMY MEN

* Goosey HUGS Randy!

LaZorra: Truly, this is a love to outlast time itself.

* Goosey HUGS TalkingDog!

ThePhan: I LOVE HER SO MUCH I WENT TO SCHOOL NEAR WHERE I KNEW SHE WOULD ONE DAY GET A JOB

* TalkingDog HUGS Goosey!

Goosey: TP: :-P

Goosey: What am I yelling at you for? I love you too.

Goosey: HUGOWAR

* Goosey HUGS Ticia!

* Goosey HUGS TalkingDog!

* Goosey HUGS Sam!

* Goosey HUGS Kysle!

* Goosey HUGS Randy!

* Ticia sings Caaaaaan you feeeeeeeel the looooooove toniiiiiight.

* Goosey HUGS Sentynel!

* LaZorra tosses army men into the air and watches them rain down like drops of pure love and happiness.

* Goosey HUGS ThePhan!

Goosey: LOL!!

* Sentynel HUGS Goosey!

* Goosey HUGS LaZorra!

LaZorra: *sob* so beautiful...

* Goosey HUGS Nyperold!

Nyperold: It's raining (army) men!

* Goosey wins!

* Nyperold HUGS Goosey!

Goosey: Hallelujah!

Ticia: Oh, look, a unicorn made out of sunshine and smiles!

Goosey: LOL

LaZorra: Do we all join hands and sing Kumbaya now?

Ticia: I think so

LaZorra: And wait for the magic musrhooms to wear off?

ThePhan: "Musrhooms" is a fun word to try and pronounce out loud.

LaZorra: hooooooom

Meat Science

ThePhan: I HAVE TO DO MY HOMEWORK

ThePhan: STOP TALKING TO PEOPLE ON FACEBOOK

ThePhan: HOMEWORKHOMEWORKHOMEWORK

LaZorra: DO YOUR BLOODY HOWMEWORK

Ticia: Yes, that is a question for the ages.

Ticia: HOWMEWORK?

Goosey: Ticia: UGH again.

Goosey: Ticia: LOL

Ticia: HOW ME WORK WHEN PEOPLE ARE BEING INTERESTING ON THE INERNET

TalkingDog: mrghl

Ticia: Oh, wait, it's bloody howmework...

Ticia: this puts a new spin on LaZorra.

Ticia: Or maybe Lazorra knows something we don't about ThePhan.

Goosey: LOL

LaZorra: :-.

ThePhan: LOL

ThePhan: I am now majoring in butchery.

Goosey: O___O

LaZorra: I have friends who did that.

ThePhan: LOL

LaZorra: Well, not majored. But Meat Science was a required class for ag majors.

LaZorra: Man, that seems like forever ago.

Sentynel: That's such an awesome subject name.

Sentynel: MEAT SCIENCE

LaZorra: LOL

Goosey: LOL

Sentynel: I mean, I knew people who did materials science, or similarly lame combinations.

Sentynel: MEAT. SCIENCE.

LaZorra: THE SCIENCE OF BACON

TalkingDog: MEAT

Randy: mmmm science

Nyperold: MEATERIALS SCIENCE

Randy: Science doesn't even look like a word anymore

LaZorra: That's because it's not.

LaZorra: The atheists made it up to confuse us.

Randy's Secret Past

(About dating)

Randy: I've been married and dated a dozen girls. I'm still awkward.

Randy: TO PUT THAT IN A DIFFERENT WAY I'VE BEEN MARRIED ONCE NOT A DOZEN TIMES

ThePhan: LOL LOL

Sentynel: Hm, I did not know that.

Goosey: LOL

Sentynel: That you'd been married once. Not twelve times.

Randy: LOL

ThePhan: *I* sure didn't know he'd been married twelve times.

Randy: I did live in Las Vegas...

WhizInnuendo

WhizHal: LaZorra sneers up Sam's zippers.

LaZorra: :-.

Randy: :-.

HotOrNotBot: LaZorra timed out. Asking someone else for ratings....

Goosey: LOL LOL

* LaZorra is losing it over here.

ThePhan: Did LaZorra time out because she was too busy sneering up Sam's zippers?

LaZorra: YES

LaZorra: I MEAN

Randy: I believe so

Goosey: LOL LOL

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WhizHal: Sentynel: flick ThePhan's almonds.

Goosey: O_O

Goosey: hal: You DO realize everything you say tonight can be taken as innuendo?

[Randy->LaZorra, ThePhan] EVERYTHING THE WHIZZES SAY IS DIRTY

LaZorra and the Typo Demons

Goosey: *sigh* A friend said she was making soup to bring me for dinner today. It's 8pm now. How much am I allowed to bug her? Or should I just fix myself something to eat?

Goosey: Mmm, she just showed up with homemade butternut squash soup! I am so excited to eat this!

ThePhan: Yumyumyum!

Ticia: I loooove butternut soup.

Ticia: I think it's the only good way to eat a butternut squash. heh

Sentynel: I am incapable of reading this conversation without thinking "butternut squaw" and giggling.

Randy: I was gonna say

Goosey: LOL LOL

Goosey: HEY YEAH WHERE IS LAZ

Ticia: Chicago

Goosey: If I had awesome made sewing skills I would make a little stuffed figurine set of Butternut Squaw and Friends.

Goosey: Acorn Squaw, Zucchini Squaw, Summer Squaw, Spaghetti Squaw . . .

Randy: LOL

Ticia: Squaw root

Nyperold: Anyone fancy a game of squaw?

Ticia: Maybe a squaw dance?

LaZorra has entered.

LaZorra: The typo demons supponed me.

Sentynel: Right on cue.

Sentynel: LOL LOL

Sentynel: So they did.

LaZorra: Which I think means Phan is my typo demon.

Goosey: LAZORRA!!

Goosey: Oh if she hadn't texted you I would. Except I had to clean up orange juice.

* ThePhan suppons LaZorra.

Goosey: NO DO NOT EAT LAZORRA

LaZorra: :-.

ThePhan: Nomnomzorra

Goosey: hehehe

LaZorra: YUO EET MAI HED

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* Goosey just now notices that LaZ made the typo first.

ThePhan: LOL

ThePhan: Yes. Yes, she did.

Goosey: Excuse my brains. They are stuck in slo-mo today.

Sentynel: LaZ typo acclimatisation is a totally normal symptom of prolonged RinkChat use.

Cats Recordings

ThePhan: Holy crap. I have almost 6000 artists in my Last.fm library.

ThePhan: That is a little bit ridiculous.

ThePhan: My bajillion artists come from 1) scrobbling lots of random Internet radio where it plays one song by an artist and then I never hear them again, and 2) cast recordings, which, if they're tagged by performer, can include like 15 different artists per album.

Sentynel: I read that as "cats recordings".

Sentynel: Which is presumably either a) one musical over and over again, or b) really unpleasant to listen to.

ThePhan: I only have one Cats recording.

ThePhan: Wait. I have two.

ThePhan: I have parts of the original Broadway cast as well as the movie DVD rip.

ThePhan: I don't think I have any songs featuring actual cats in them.

Sentynel: I have a song with lead vocals performed by a dog, but no cats

ThePhan: LOL

ThePhan: Nice.

iwpg: If you had any song versions of All Your Base, you'd have a CATS recording.

Sentynel: LOL

ThePhan: I do!

Cactus Wi-Fi

ThePhan: LOL LOL

ThePhan: My cousin just posted this:

ThePhan: My six year old sister Lidya, "I remember this one time when Mom and I were in a place where there was no WiFi, and then We fell into a cactus." Um... I think this was a dream.

Goosey: LOL

Randy: LOL

Sentynel: All my cacti are fitted with wireless routers.

Goosey: LOL

ThePhan: Only way to do it.

Disliking wintermute

* Goosey HUGS LaZorra!

* Goosey HUGS ThePhan!

* ThePhan HUGS Goosey!

* Randy HUGS everyone!

* ThePhan HUGS Randy!

LaZorra: HUG PARTY

* Goosey HUGS everyone too!

* Sentynel HUGS everyone three!

wintermute has entered.

* Goosey HUGS wintermute too!

* LaZorra stalwartly refuses to like wintermute.

LaZorra: Er.

* wintermute HUGS all the peoples!

LaZorra: *to hug wintermute

wintermute: :-(

LaZorra: WHAT THE HELL AM I SAYING

Sentynel: LOL

Goosey: LOL LOL

Sentynel: You can try, but you just can't make her like you.

Randy: LOL

wintermute: Freudian slip, if ever I heard one.

Randy: awwww

wintermute: And I thought I was a very likable chap.

El Burgero Crappo

ThePhan: Must finish this Spanish paper. I mean, I have 2 hours, but I'd like to get it done.

10Kan: What's it about?

Goosey: Crapburgers.

Goosey: LOL Sorry, that was not a response to 10K's question.

Sentynel: LOL LOL

Sentynel: A Spanish paper about CRAPBURGERS.

ThePhan: LOL LOL

* ThePhan tries to work crapburgers into her paper.

Goosey: LOL

Sam: El burgero crappo.

Sam: Sometimes when someone says something funny in here, I google it and find a picture.

Sam: Not gonna do that this time.

Sam: Just so you know.

Phan's Birthday

(On my birthday.)

Sam: Happy Birthday.

Sam: You have the same birthday as my Dad, and famous has the same birthday as my Mom.

Sam: I hadn't realized your birthday was today before.

Sam: Which is odd, because I've definitely recognized your birthday before, such as with that AMT Top 6.

ThePhan: Thanks!

ThePhan: Heh. That is kinda funky.

Sam: Are you sure it's your birthday today?

ThePhan: LOL

ThePhan: I'm pretty sure.

Sam: You were born a long time ago. Maybe you don't remember it as well as you think you do.

Sam: The memory plays tricks.

ThePhan: Maybe I've been 25 for a whole day already.

Sentynel: Maybe you're not even 25.

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Sam: I wonder if the Phan is my Dad.

ThePhan: LOL LOL

ThePhan: Surprise!

Ticia: I'm surprised it took Sam this long to figure it out.

Nerdy Kids

Ticia: So, we couldn't find a cardboard box for our time machine yesterday, so I threw a white sheet over the dining room table and got out the fabric markers. The kids spent a good amount of time decorating buttons and knobs and such on the fabric. Rose even put in a refrigerator and some food shelves. Later, we were getting ready to eat, so I told Abby to put the time machine away. She folded it up and said "Look, Rose, I folded up our time machine!" She held up the folded cloth "And now it's this small!"

Ticia: Rose deadpans and says "It must be bigger on the inside."

Ticia: I love my nerd kids.

Jessie Hat

LaZorra: ahahaha. I tweeted about Mom being the reason I have glitter stuck in my hair, and that I hoped I could get it out in time for work tomorrow. A guy who just left a job with the Trib apps team responded, "I hope you don't. The team could use more glitter."

LaZorra: I think I'm going to like this place.

Randy: Why do you have glitter in your hair?

LaZorra: Mom and I went to the Disney Store.

LaZorra: She put a Jessie the Yodeling Cowgirl hat on me. :-p

Randy: Nice

Maryam: LOL, you need a Jessie hat. ;-)

LaZorra: Hehe, yes! But not to wear to work. :-p

ThePhan: I love this hat I think it is an absolute classic and i love all and I MEAN ALL classics, I have not seen it yet but I give it a.........................

LaZorra: TP: LOL LOL LOL

LaZorra and the Bear

(Sentynel and I have been jokingly fighting on Last.fm over who listens to the most songs. He had just spent a week on vacation hiking with LaZorra.)

Sentynel: Also, I was within a couple of hundred tracks of your total play count, then I was away for over a week and you gained a thousand on me again.

Sentynel: I'LL GET YOU YET

ThePhan: BWAHA

Sentynel: ALL LAZORRA'S FAULT

* Sentynel shakes fist

ThePhan: LaZorra is on MY side with this music thing.

ThePhan: You'll note she never invites me hiking so YOU can catch up.

Sentynel: It's true.

ThePhan: BUT!

ThePhan: She may get to come celebrate my birthday with me. :-)

* ThePhan hopeshopeshopes

Sentynel: She never invites you hiking so she can attempt to murder you via bear exposure and/or exhaustion, either.

Sentynel: That would be pretty awesome.

ThePhan: If she tries to murder me with a bear on my birthday, I will be annoyed.

Sentynel: Well, don't worry, I survived, so she can't be too good at it.

ThePhan: I hope she doesn't bring a bear to my musical theater revue, either.

ThePhan: I don't think they'll seat it in the studio theater.

Sentynel: Phan: Bears *are* well-known aficionados of musical theatre.