TheOneBot

Goosey: We should have one of those crazy ultra-mini tournaments Sam. Where we play ALL THE BOTS AT THE SAME TIME

Sam: That's pretty easy to set up.

Sam: I have a script that does it. I wonder if it's worth making it possible for everybody to use it.

Sam: I bet I can create an EverythingBot or something that runs them all.

Sam: ONE BOT TO RULE THEM ALL, AND IN THE TOURNAMENT BIND THEM.

Sam: I have to call it TheOneBot now.

Sentynel: Sam: YES. YES YOU DO.

10Kan: "Three bots for the Admins, two of whom are guys."

10Kan: "Five for the odd-time zones, often in chat alone."

Sentynel: 10K: MAGNIFICENT

10Kan: "Seven for Google newbs, banned outright."

10Kan: "One for The Stoddard, in cold 'Hampshire at home."

Sentynel: You missed the Nine.

10Kan: D'oh!

10Kan: Right. Dwarves have seven and Men have nine.

Sentynel: Oh, yes.

Sentynel: That would be it.

10Kan: Nobody has five.

10Kan: "One bot to rule them all, one bot to score them,"

10Kan: "One bot to pwn them all and never ever bore them,"

10Kan: "Made in New Hampshire, where the Stoddard lies."

Sam: I don't lie.

10Kan: Well, 'recline' wouldn't fit.

Goosey: Cries? pies? dries? spies? tries?

10Kan: "...where the Stoddard cries pies." Perfect!

Goosey: LOL