PEPOPLE

AstroBot: Question: Which moon is this? (1) Juliet, (2) Thebe, (3) Mimas, (4) Ganymede.
Sam: THAT'S THE DEATH STAR.
NessaChan: DUN DUN
ThePhan: IT'S NO MOON
Sentynel: THAT'S NO MOON
Sam: THAT'S NO MOON.
Kysle: LOL LOL
Sentynel: Hahaha.
FantasyFreak: IT'S A SPACE STATION!
NessaChan: NERDS!
ThePhan: LOL
NessaChan: hehe
Sam: That ruled.
Sentynel: You guys are all awesome.
LaZorra: You pepople are awesome.
Sentynel: PEPOPLE
Sam: PEPOPLE
ThePhan: PEOPLE
NessaChan: pepo pepo pepo
LaZorra: OR WHAEVER
ThePhan: I mean PEOPLE
ThePhan: ...
Sam: TP: Did you just misspell a misspelling?
Sentynel: WHAEVER!
LaZorra: LOL LOL
ThePhan: I MEAN PEPOLE
Sam: TP: You know what that makes you, don't you?
* LaZorra dies.
ThePhan: You know what that makes me.
ThePhan: LOL LOL
Sentynel: The typos are coming thick and fast tonight.
Sam: Yes I do know what that makes you.
LaZorra: YOU STILL MISSPELLED IT
ThePhan: LOL I DID
* Sentynel hyperventilates
ThePhan: PEPOPLE PEPOPLE PEPOPLE
Sam: You know you're in a weird place when shouting "PEPOPLE PEPOPLE PEPOPLE" indicates success.

Bathroom Plotting

ThePhan: So I went to our dorm bathroom to use it. There was one other girl in there, brushing her teeth.
ThePhan: As soon as I got into the stall, I sneezed.
ThePhan: I had a sudden urge to just get back up and walk out of the bathroom and give the impression that I just came in there to sneeze in a stall.
Maryam: Phan: LOL
TalkingDog: LOL
TalkingDog: Even better if you flushed and then walked out.
Maryam: "Wow. What did she have up her nose that she had to flush it?"
* TalkingDog cackles squeakily.
ThePhan: LOL
ThePhan: That would have been AMAZING.

Meat Drinks

* SirDude has a thought. If you could dump two of your basic needs but amplify the third, which would you keep : food, drink, or sleep?
gremlinn: SirDude: probably ditch food and sleep.
ThePhan: SirDude: I'd be so okay with getting rid of sleep. And food.
ThePhan: I'm annoyed that sleep and food are necessities.
gremlinn: Ditching sleep would free up a LOT of time.
gremlinn: And having to drink more would be cheaper than having to eat more.
Sentynel: I'm 95% sure that if we suddenly started only needing drink, someone would have invented a steak drink within about three days.
gremlinn: That's true, drink flavors could be a good enough substitute.
gremlinn: I'd like chicken soda better.
Maryam: Steak 'n' Shake could change its name to Steak In Shake.

Greet Leen!

After our penultimate bot on a bot tournament night...

Sam: Actually, I need to help Leen prepare for a trip this weekend. Anyone mind if we call it quits here?
LaZorra: Say hi to Leen!
LaZorra: Er, for me.
ThePhan: LZ: Hehe
LaZorra: I assume you'll greet Leen yourself.
LaZorra: "SAM GREET YOUR WIFE"
ThePhan: "Don't forget, Sam! You should greet Leen! Don't forget!"
Sam: I did!
* LaZorra is cracking up.
ThePhan: My wedding vows will include, "I promise to greet you."

Weeping Angel Defense Beards

ThePhan: OK, time to sketch myself and then make me a bear!
ThePhan: We're making ourselves animals in makeup class.
Sentynel: Now I'm wondering how much fake beard material you need to become a bear.
Goosey: Sent: A LOT.
ThePhan: That stuff would NOT be pleasant to apply all over my face.
Sentynel: Phan: If you can't smile with a fake beard, I can only assume that prevents you from even blinking.
Sentynel: This would be useful in the case of a Weeping Angel encounter, but otherwise annoying.
ThePhan: Yeah.
ThePhan: Hehe
ThePhan: That would have been a very different episode if Sally and the guy whose name I can't remember just applied fake beards to their entire face.
Sentynel: I think I'd have mistaken them for the monsters.
Sentynel: Also, Sally would have been rather less attractive.

BEAT BEAT BEAT

LaZorra: STEPHEN FRY I LOVE YOU *throws panties*
* Maryam would LOVE to see Stephen Fry's reaction to that.
: LaZorra: Gosh, you're sure beautiful.
* Stephen Fry is observed to exclaim, "My favorite color!" and run off to try them on by LaZorra.
ThePhan: LOL
ThePhan: Oh, my.
goldfishy: I can imagine him saying "Yeeeeeeeeeess" in that way he does
LaZorra: LOU FERRIGNO I LOVE YOU *throws Phan's panties*
ThePhan: HEY
ThePhan: NO
Goosey: LOL
LaZorra: Hey, I'm all out!
ThePhan: Well, no wonder, you've been flinging them at people left and right!
LaZorra: TP: Now I have a mental image of windmilling my arms about in rapid-fire panty-throwing.
Sam: LaZ: As you shoot carrots out your nose with machine gun rapidity?
ThePhan: LZ: You're just a panty-throwing, carrot-snorting machine!
Sam: BEAT
ThePhan: SAM BEAT
LaZorra: LOL LOL
Sam: BEAT AGAIN
ThePhan: SAM BEAT MY BEAT
ThePhan: SAM JUST STOP IT
gremlinn: AND AGAIN
LaZorra: I love how you BOTH DID THAT

The Next Dr. Seuss

LaZorra: nooooooo, not another night of construction!
LaZorra: I don't think the City of Phoenix aught to be able to violate their own danged noise resstrictions.
LaZorra: Aught? Ought.
LaZorra: Although I'd like for there to be aught noise.
ThePhan: O, for aught! Ought there not be aught? But there is naught.
* ThePhan just had way too much fun with that.
TalkingDog: Teehee.
LaZorra: LOL!
gremlinn: But there is naughty.
gremlinn: I HAVE JELLY BEANS
TalkingDog: JELLY BEANS
LaZorra: BELLY JEANS
LaZorra: ...which sound rather terrifying, actually.
* TalkingDog does the moonwalk.
* gremlinn walks the moon.
* LaZorra mocks the wound.
gremlinn: With a GIANT LEASH.
LaZorra: LOL
Zup: Giant FLEAS?
LaZorra: If the moon had fleas, they would be pretty giant.
gremlinn: It did have giant fleas. It was scratching itself up some big craters.
* TalkingDog used to be pretty good at doing the moonwalk. Like, over a decade ago.
Zup: Fleas, don't bother me.
gremlinn: Michael Jackson used to be pretty good at doing the moonwalk. Then he got creepy. Then he mutated and died.
ThePhan: Moral of the story: DON'T DO THE MOONWALK.
gremlinn: DON'T MOONWALK; DO EAT MOON PIES.
* LaZorra moons pies.
gremlinn: DON'T EAT COWPIES; DON'T MOON COWORKERS.
gremlinn: I hope that clears things up.
* LaZorra makes pies in the shape of butts so that the pies can moon people.
* TalkingDog giggles more than he should.
LaZorra: grem: You're like the next Dr. Seuss.
LaZorra: NEVAR TOO MUCH GIGGLES
* gremlinn wiggles more than he should.
* gremlinn forces LZ to use the embarassing word "jiggles" so he can crack a follow-up joke.
* LaZorra jiggles more than she should.
ThePhan: JIGGLE JIGGLE
LaZorra: BUT UNDER PROTEST
LaZorra: BUTT UNDER PROTEST
gremlinn: It's not quite so funny when I make her say it.
ThePhan: A BUTTER PROTEST
* LaZorra is going to sit here jiggling until gremlinn cracks his joke.
gremlinn: LZ: uhh...STOP JIGGLING. FAMILY CHAT.
gremlinn: I didn't actually have a joke ready.
LaZorra: LOL
* LaZorra can't stop jiggling now.
Nyperold: She cannae break the laws of jiggle physics!
gremlinn: What if you juggle simultaneously?
LaZorra: I'm jiggling to much to catch the balls.

Showering Instructions

ThePhan: Shower.
ThePhan is away.
LaZorra: Yes ma'am.
TalkingDog: Hehe.

So I finished my shower, came back and found that silly response. So I played with it.

ThePhan is back.
ThePhan: Well, while I was gone, did you all shower as I instructed you to?

At which point I moved to another browser window and forgot I was in Chat. I came back to find this:

* TalkingDog didn't...
* FantasyFreak couldn't.
* LaZorra did!
LaZorra: Do I get a cold star? Or a cookie?
TalkingDog: LaZorra wins.
* TalkingDog does a silly dance in a tutu for losing!
LaZorra: LOL!
* Sam goes to bed for losing!
Sam: Good night!
LaZorra: GO TO BED
LaZorra: GO DIRECTLY TO BED
Sam: BED FTL!
* FantasyFreak stays sitting at her desk at work for losing!
LaZorra: DO NOT PASS GO
* Sam collects LaZorra's 200.
Sam has left.
LaZorra: Ack!
TalkingDog: Wait. I didn't have to do a silly dance?
LaZorra: TD:
* TalkingDog stomps away in a tutu.
Maryam: LOL
* LaZorra cracks up at the mental image of that.
FantasyFreak: LOL
ThePhan: Oh my. I ask a question, turn away from chat for a minute, and come back to find TD in a tutu.
Maryam: Isn't it always the way?

RinkPoints!

* Sam s. He has just woken from a nap.
LaZorra:
* LaZorra needs a nap.
* Sam gives LaZorra a nap.
Sam: [+3 points]
Sam: Hey, look at that! I scored 3 points for giving you a nap!
Sam: I wonder what else this chat room does.
* Sam pets a kitty. [+2 points]
* LaZorra yoinks the nap from Sam!
Sam: I GOT 2 MORE POINTS!!!
Maryam has entered.
* Sam eats dinner.
LaZorra: HAHAHA TWO POINTS
* Sentynel hands out snacks for everyone!
* Sam combs his hair.
Sam: Hrm.
* Sam greets Maryam. [+5 points]
Sam: HOORAY!
* goldfishy gives herself points. [+10 points]
*Sam: Hey!
Sam: RinkChat has a strange scoring system.
goldfishy: :-D
* Sentynel picks up lots of carrots [+8 points]
* TalkingDog steals all the cookies. [-7 points]
TalkingDog: Ah, okay.
Sam: Awww.
* Maryam gives Sentynel's carrots to a unicorn. [+4 points]
* LaZorra yells BOOBS. [8298361 points]
Sam: Wow.
goldfishy: I should have thought of that
Sentynel: I like how that's a constant, and not actually adding or subtracting points.
LaZorra: I'm WINNING!
Sam: LOL, yeah.
LaZorra: LOL
Sentynel: You're just set to eight and a bit million points.
Maryam: Shouldn't it be 80085 points then?
goldfishy: Hehehe [+2 points]
LaZorra: Maryam: LOL YES
goldfishy: Oh it likes laughter! ;-p
Sam: It's like getting the ice cream in Candyland. Sure, it puts you far along, but on occasion it's still further back than where you were.
* LaZorra doesn't even remember Candlyand.
LaZorra: I mean, I do, but not the rules.
goldfishy: I like the sound of Candly
LaZorra: Mostly I remember throwing the little plastic gingerbread men at my brother. [+4}
Maryam: Rule 1: Draw card, do what card says. Rule 2: See rule 1.
Sam: Whenever you drew a card with a dessert on it, you jumped to that particular square in the path. Regardless of whether it was ahead of you or behind you.
LaZorra: Maryam: LOL
Sentynel: Candlyland: A place lit by a LOT of candles.
LaZorra: Sounds creepy.
Maryam: Sent: Sounds like MusicVideoLand.
goldfishy: Candlyfloss - candyfloss that glows from inside!
* LaZorra makes all the typos! [/#]
TalkingDog: I think you broke it.
Sam: LOL LOL LOL
* Sentynel imagines getting points [+1000i points]
Maryam: LOL
goldfishy: The thing is that it looks like Rink is mocking you because it is mostly your points that are typod ;-p
* Sentynel makes maths joke [-50 points]
* LaZorra eats sugary stuffs. [+pi]
Maryam: Sent: Hey, I laughed.
LaZorra is away.
LaZorra: [-3]

An Abundance of Typos, All Connected To LaZorra

Sentynel: NEW TYPOS
...Later...
Sentynel: LaZorra: So I'm booking a flight home. It asks for my birthdate, I enter it, and it tells me it's invalid. LaZorra: So I check it, and it turns out I hit the 0 instead of the 9 and as a result said I was born 07/08/1085.
Sentynel: That's a typo.
Sentynel: Still took over half an hour, though, unlike the under three minutes she managed last time.
Sentynel: Also, once again, LaZ's typos have succeeded in making my stomach hurt from laughing.
LaZorra: Yu people are just getting desperate now. :-p
Sam: The ancient Yu peoples are like that.
Sentynel: LaZ: You have a spectacular ability to typo your denials that you've typoed.
* LaZorra refuses to acknowledge your perception of reality.
Sentynel: I reject your reality and substitute my own.
ThePhan: You can type "acknowledge your perception of reality," but not "you"?
LaZorra: This from the girl who couldn't type "Sigmund Frued."
Sentynel: Irony.
* LaZorra very nearly typed "Simgum" in there because she was recalling the typo.
Sentynel: LaZ: I guess you were too busy double-checking Sigmund to check Freud, then.
LaZorra: OH WHATEVER
* Sentynel HUGS LaZorra!
* LaZorra HUGS Sent!
* LaZorra shakes her head at herself.
* Sam LOLS to DEATH
ThePhan: Hehe
LaZorra: OH NOES DED SMA
ThePhan: I'm pretty sure "Simgum Frued" is actually closer than anything I typed that night.
Sam: Coming in 2011: SimGum 3000: a computer game so real, you'll think it actually IS Bubbalicious!
* LaZorra isn't sure she wants anything Bubba-licious.
Sam: *Bubblicious
LaZorra: Mostly because it sounds like his stripper name. And Bubba in a thong is possibly scarier than any other incarnation of him.
ThePhan: You seemed awfully eager to put a bunch of them in a bathtub together.
LaZorra: TP:
Sam: YOU CAN STOP CREATING MENTAL IMAGES NOW.
LaZorra: IF I HAVE TO SUFFER YOU ALL HAVE TO SUFFER.
Sentynel: She took Craft Disturbing Mental Image as her feat this level.

Creepy!

ThePhan: Oh my. My iTunes keeps playing as I sit alone in my dorm in the dark... (Okay, not really in the dark. But it's dark outside...)
ThePhan: Er.
ThePhan: LOL LOL
* ThePhan missed like half that sentence.
ThePhan: HOW DID THAT HAPPEN
ThePhan: "My iTunes keeps playing creepy songs as I sit alone in my dorm in the dark."
ThePhan: Was what that was supposed to say.
ThePhan: And at the end it was supposed to say "It's dark outside, and that's kind of creepy."
ThePhan: It deleted BOTH my uses of the word "creepy." Eeeh?

Heavy Sugar

Sentynel: Couldn't sleep. =(
LaZorra: Awww.
Sentynel: Haven't had that one for a while. And now it's light outside.
LaZorra: Sent: That sucks, man. Time for large amounts of caffeine.
Sentynel: I don't drink the stuff. Sugar and heavy metal!
LaZorra: LOL, at first I thought that was your justification for not drinking caffeine.
Sentynel: And hopefully I'll be able to get to bed at a reasonable time then...
LaZorra: And I was about to reply, "Only if you drink soda."
Sentynel: Hahaha, no, no, that's the alternative.
* ThePhan read that as "Heavy sugar and metal!"
LaZorra: HEAVY SHOOGAR
ThePhan: All I could picture was you using a giant metal lever of some kind to lift huge amounts of sugar.
ThePhan: It seemed a rather unconventional way of staying awake.
Sentynel: With a lever long enough, I could move the world. Failing that, I shall move SUGAR.
ThePhan: LOL
ThePhan: This is a great life goal.
LaZorra: LOL

Lou Ferrigno (And His Panties)

Randy: And another fish died. I'm gonna leave it for Jonathon. They are his anyway
* LaZorra HUGS Randy!
* LaZorra HUGS Jonathon because his fish died!
Randy: hehe
* LaZorra doesn't think hugs from a random internet stranger are creepy at all, oh no.
* ThePhan HUGS Jonathan solely to be creepy!
LaZorra: LOL!
ThePhan: I mean Jonathon.
LaZorra: THEPHAN I LOVE YOU *throws panties*
LaZorra: Hrm. Maybe that doesn't work so well with girls.
LaZorra:
Randy: LOL LOL
* ThePhan is not sure she wants them. Especially not if they're the same ones you gave to Lou Ferrigno.
Kysle: Works fine.
LaZorra: TP: Why? You don't want to have to fight Ferri for them?
ThePhan: I really don't.
ThePhan: I had this mental image of him chasing me down and threatening me.
* LaZorra is now going to pronounce it in her head as "Lou Fairy-gno."
LaZorra: LOL!
ThePhan: In this image in my head, he is screaming, "THOSE ARE MY PANTIES!"
* LaZorra dies.
ThePhan: And then I patiently explain to him that they're really yours, and then he roars and kills me.
LaZorra: DO NOT GET BETWEEN LOU FERRIGNO AND HIS PANTIES
ThePhan: UH
Randy: LOL
LaZorra: Ack!
* LaZorra dies deader.
ThePhan: LOL LOL
TalkingDog: Topic the Bot.
ThePhan: DO NOT WANT
Randy: That's just good advice