LaZorra: I don't think the City of Phoenix aught to be able to violate their own danged noise resstrictions.
LaZorra: Aught? Ought.
LaZorra: Although I'd like for there to be aught noise.
ThePhan: O, for aught! Ought there not be aught? But there is naught.
* ThePhan just had way too much fun with that.
TalkingDog: Teehee.
LaZorra: LOL!
gremlinn: But there is naughty.
gremlinn: I HAVE JELLY BEANS
TalkingDog: JELLY BEANS
LaZorra: BELLY JEANS
LaZorra: ...which sound rather terrifying, actually.
* TalkingDog does the moonwalk.
* gremlinn walks the moon.
* LaZorra mocks the wound.
gremlinn: With a GIANT LEASH.
LaZorra: LOL
Zup: Giant FLEAS?
LaZorra: If the moon had fleas, they would be pretty giant.
gremlinn: It did have giant fleas. It was scratching itself up some big craters.
* TalkingDog used to be pretty good at doing the moonwalk. Like, over a decade ago.
Zup: Fleas, don't bother me.
gremlinn: Michael Jackson used to be pretty good at doing the moonwalk. Then he got creepy. Then he mutated and died.
ThePhan: Moral of the story: DON'T DO THE MOONWALK.
gremlinn: DON'T MOONWALK; DO EAT MOON PIES.
* LaZorra moons pies.
gremlinn: DON'T EAT COWPIES; DON'T MOON COWORKERS.
gremlinn: I hope that clears things up.
* LaZorra makes pies in the shape of butts so that the pies can moon people.
* TalkingDog giggles more than he should.
LaZorra: grem: You're like the next Dr. Seuss.
LaZorra: NEVAR TOO MUCH GIGGLES
* gremlinn wiggles more than he should.
* gremlinn forces LZ to use the embarassing word "jiggles" so he can crack a follow-up joke.
* LaZorra jiggles more than she should.
ThePhan: JIGGLE JIGGLE
LaZorra: BUT UNDER PROTEST
LaZorra: BUTT UNDER PROTEST
gremlinn: It's not quite so funny when I make her say it.
ThePhan: A BUTTER PROTEST
* LaZorra is going to sit here jiggling until gremlinn cracks his joke.
gremlinn: LZ: uhh...STOP JIGGLING. FAMILY CHAT.
gremlinn: I didn't actually have a joke ready.
LaZorra: LOL
* LaZorra can't stop jiggling now.
Nyperold: She cannae break the laws of jiggle physics!
gremlinn: What if you juggle simultaneously?
LaZorra: I'm jiggling to much to catch the balls.
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