Wednesday, September 14, 2011

Homebase

(My sister Bethany was going to join up with NLDC, the drama company I worked with for a year, and had just made it to their headquarters in Tennessee that morning.)

ThePhan: So my sister Bethany just got to homebase - she's traveling with NLDC for a year - and they made her the financer.
ThePhan: That's like the second-in-command.
Randy: TP: That is AWESOME
ThePhan: Randy: It IS.
Ticia: ThePhan: LOL, I thought you were talking about your sisters... romantic life.
Ticia: *sister's
ThePhan: LOL LOL LOL
Randy: hahaha!
Ticia: I'm all "She got to homebase?" whut?
ThePhan: I'm still giggling.
ThePhan: I didn't even think of it being taken that way.
ThePhan: That's awesome.

Silly Names/It's All About Randy

Revan: Kyle: Yes. And I thoroughly enjoyed it, since it felt like a righteous time to pull it out.
Revan: You need to take the 'S' out or start throwing something at me every time I call you that, because that's how I pronounce it in my head.
Revan: That's your real name anyway, isn't it?
Kysle: Yep
Kysle: It was originally how I was spelling the pronunciation of my initials (KSL)
Kysle: (Interestingly enough, it's also the first two letters of my first name, my middle initial, and the first two letters of my last name)
ThePhan: Kysle: If I followed the first-two-letters-of-my-first-name etc., etc., I would be Harme.

(So we all played with that for awhile. Several Jedi-ish names later...)

wintermute: Alrth.
wintermute: My kids are Isgth, and Liath, which sound like something out of Mordor.
wintermute: Really the "th"s are aspirated t's, so maybe I should change them to Alrto, Isgto and Liato...
Randy: I read that as "Randy: The 'th"s are...."
Randy: WOndered why I was involved. heh
wintermute: Randy: You're always involved.
Randy: This is all about me. hehe
ThePhan: I will now direct every single thing I say in the chat room to Randy.
ThePhan: Randy: So, how's wintermute doing these days?
Randy: He's ok. He'd really like to make us all a chocolate cake.
wintermute: *for you all to make him a chocolate cake.
Randy: no, that's not it.

Apocalypso

LaZorra: Holy crap, I just tried to spell apocalypse.
LaZorra: Except it kept coming out "acapolyse," and I couldn't figure out what was wrong.
LaZorra: I had to stare at the correct spelling and type it letter for letter.
Sentynel: Well, apocalypso is a bit of a complex word.
Sentynel: ...apocalpyse.
Sentynel: Apocalypse.
Sentynel: Dammit.
Sentynel: Apocalypso is obviously steel drums that summon the Four Horsemen.
LaZorra: LOL LOL
LaZorra: The end of the world will happen via reggae.
Sentynel: It's the end of the world, mon.

We Are the Champions

* Goosey has a clean kitchen and cottage pie!
LaZorra: Pie that tastes of thatched roof?
Goosey: It's apparently the proper name for shepherd's pie if made with hamburger rather than lamb.
Sentynel: Yeah. Cottage pie = beef, shepherd's pie = lamb.
* Sentynel prefers cottage pie himself. Mmm, minced beef.
Goosey: This one is half ground beef and half ground turkey
LaZorra: I am hungry now, thank you all.
Goosey: LOL
iwpg: Is it weird that that line made me think of We Are The Champions?
LaZorra: The champions of EATING.
[RinkChat] The chat room's topic has been changed to 'We are the champions of eating.' by LaZorra.
TalkingDog: NO ROOM FOR SECONDS, 'CAUSE WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS.

Monday, September 5, 2011

Illinois and Corn

wintermute: I hate Illinois Nazis.
LaZorra: I would make a joke about that if I knew anything about Illinois.
Randy: LOL
LaZorra: DUDE I AM GOING TO BE LIVING IN ILLINOIS
LaZorra: Man, THAT was a spittake.
LaZorra: "...if I knew anything about HEY WAIT I AM GOING TO MOVE TO THAT STATE WITHIN A MONTH"
LaZorra: I am so stoked.
wintermute: You will probably learn several interesting facts about Illinois in the near future.
LaZorra: Are there interesting facts to learn about Illinois?
ThePhan: Here is all you need to know about Illinois: There is Chicago, and then there is corn. That is all.
Randy: CORN
LaZorra: HEY ILLINOIS, THERE'S GORN IN HERE
Sentynel: (there was corn, but it's gorn.)
LaZorra: Er.
wintermute: Gorns?
ThePhan: OH NO ALL THE CORN TURNED INTO GORN
LaZorra: There are not Star Trek monsters in here.
LaZorra: I hope.
LaZorra: :-.