Illinois and Corn

wintermute: I hate Illinois Nazis.

LaZorra: I would make a joke about that if I knew anything about Illinois.

Randy: LOL

LaZorra: DUDE I AM GOING TO BE LIVING IN ILLINOIS

LaZorra: Man, THAT was a spittake.

LaZorra: "...if I knew anything about HEY WAIT I AM GOING TO MOVE TO THAT STATE WITHIN A MONTH"

LaZorra: I am so stoked.

wintermute: You will probably learn several interesting facts about Illinois in the near future.

LaZorra: Are there interesting facts to learn about Illinois?

ThePhan: Here is all you need to know about Illinois: There is Chicago, and then there is corn. That is all.

Randy: CORN

LaZorra: HEY ILLINOIS, THERE'S GORN IN HERE

Sentynel: (there was corn, but it's gorn.)

LaZorra: Er.

wintermute: Gorns?

ThePhan: OH NO ALL THE CORN TURNED INTO GORN

LaZorra: There are not Star Trek monsters in here.

LaZorra: I hope.

LaZorra: :-.