Folding Hair

ThePhan: My sister is super excited about a folding hairbrush she got at their youth group party tonight.
Randy: hehe
Randy: IT FOLDS!
LaZorra: LOL
LaZorra: Randy: No, no, it folds HAIR.
LaZorra: Folding-hair brush!
Randy: WHUT!
Sam: I always like to make sure my hair is neatly folded and put away when I'm not using it.
Randy: hehe
LaZorra: SAM WEARS A TOUPEE
LaZorra: (Which is admittedly better than a three-pee.)
ThePhan: 3P!
Randy:
LaZorra: 3P! Which is not to be confused with a TP.
ThePhan: Do not wear me, please.
Randy: LOL LOL