Self-Cannibalism

* ThePhan eats Daria and watches microwaved meatball lasagna.

ThePhan: Er. Switch those verbs around.

goldfishy: I think it would be more fun the other way round

Goosey: LOL

ThePhan: I'm pretty sure since I AM Daria, that means I'm gnawing on myself as I stare at my actual food.

Maryam: LOL

goldfishy: I had a weird image in my head of you as a cave woman - not sure what to do with a microwave meal, sitting looking at it and saying "Phan hungry, Phan eat arm!" and proceeding to chew on your forearm, still staring at the bewildering microwave meal that is making you hungry

Goosey: LOL

goldfishy: My imagination is a bit scary

ThePhan: LOL LOL

ThePhan: I was picturing me as a zombie at the dinner table.

ThePhan: Lasagna is ladled onto my plate and I reject it and start consuming my own flesh instead while the nice suburban family just stares at my in horror.

Maryam: Meatball lasagna sounds really good right now.

Goosey: LOL ew

goldfishy: SO the moral of the story is: Don't invite Phan for dinner

goldfishy: Whatever she does it won't be good

LaZorra: Maryam: Given the preceding conversation, all I can do is laugh at that.

Maryam: Well, obviously not the rest of it.

Maryam: :-P

ThePhan: Maryam makes the right choice in choosing meatball lasagna over self-cannibalism.

goldfishy: You didn't want to chew on Phan's arm?

Randy: Now I want a meatball sub.