Jesenia Go to the Shawsheen

(Posted earlier than most of my chat logs because Ghost of Sam doesn't show up in transcripts so I had to grab this one early.)

Ghost of Sam: I need an interpreter.

Goosey: To interpret what to what?

Ghost of Sam: Somebody texts me. Says 'Heyy'. I respond, 'Hi. Who's this?' Because it's my work phone,and it's the right area code, so I figured it was someone from the company that I should add as a contact.

Ghost of Sam: The response: 'Jesenia go to the shawsheen'.

Ghost of Sam: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

Ghost of Sam: I DON'T UNDERSTAND THE LANGUAGE OF KIDS TODAY.

Goosey: LOL

Goosey: Just reply "Yet me tom" and keep the confusion going.

Nyperold: I think you've just been texted by Señor Cardgage.

Goosey: Nyp: LOL!

Ghost of Sam: I think I might have figured it out, thanks to the Urban Dictionary.

Sentynel: Urban Dictionary rules.

Ghost of Sam: Apparently I've been summoned by a cute slut on Shawsheen St. in Tewksbury, Mass.

Sentynel: LOL LOL

Ghost of Sam: I foresee a future where every possible thought will be expressed in a single word, which you have to look up in the urban dictionary.

Sentynel: Wherein you'll get five different answers.

Ghost of Sam: LOL, yeah. It'll be something like EITHER a crackhead broke into my car and stole my floormats, so I'd better go tape plastic over the windows before it rains in too much, OR someone wants to know if I'd like to organize a spontaneous pole dance in front of the Capitol building next Thursday.