Inconceivabeiber

LaZorra: I've told people that God has told me He wants me to pout my energy into my career, not into raising a family. Somehow that's just inconceivalbielb.

* LaZorra pouts her energy in the corner.

LaZorra: EXACTLY.

ThePhan: I do not think that word is spelled the way you think it's spelled.

ThePhan: That was an attempt at a Princess Bride joke, but it kind of failed.

LaZorra: LOL LOL LOL

LaZorra: I got the joke right away, and was all, "How did I misspell inconceivable? I did not misspell inconceivable! ...oh."

ThePhan: LOL LOL LOL

ThePhan: YOU DIDN'T REALIZE YOU'D MISSPELLED IT?

LaZorra: :-.

LaZorra: 8-.

ThePhan: You wrote something that looked like "inconceivablejustinbeiber" and you didn't realize you misspelled it?

ThePhan: That is awesome.

[RinkChat] The chat room's topic has been changed to 'inconceivablejustinbeiber' by LaZorra.

LaZorra: INCONCEIVABEIBER

LaZorra: I wonder if you can cause Justin Beiber to cease to exist by inconceivabeibering him.

ThePhan: It sounds like a Harry Potter spell.

ThePhan: Inconceivalbielbo! *waves wand*

ThePhan: Although now it looks like it says Bilbo at the end.

LaZorra: BEIBER BILBO

LaZorra: MOST HORRIFIC SLASHFIC EVAR

ThePhan: OH SHEESH

ThePhan: That is terrifying.

* ThePhan is now singing "Bilbo, Bilbo, Bilbo, oh" to the tune of "Baby."

* LaZorra can hardly type for laughing.

* LaZorra can hardly type hormally, apparently.

LaZorra: *normally, gah!

ThePhan: Incidentally, replacing "baby" with "Bilbo" in love songs makes them TEN TIMES AWESOMER.

* LaZorra types hormonally.

LaZorra: LOL LOL LOL

ThePhan: "Boy, you know you can't escape me, no, darling, 'cause you'll always be my Bilbo."

LaZorra: LOL

ThePhan: Also: "Ice Ice Bilbo."

LaZorra: *dies*

LaZorra: In a related vein, I am not picturing the confrontation between Bilbo and Gandalf after the birthday party to include the angry line, "Nobody puts Bilbo in a corner!" when Gandalf tries to take the ring.

ThePhan: LOL LOL LOL

ThePhan: You are not, huh?

LaZorra: er

LaZorra: *now

LaZorra: I AM MOST DEFINITELY NOT PICTURING WHAT I JUST DESCRIBED

ThePhan: LOL

ThePhan: YOUR EMPHATIC DENIAL IS SUSPECT