Sunday, April 3, 2011

Old Harrison Ford

ThePhan: Jason Robert Brown (the composer of that song I want to sing) is asking for babysitter recommendations while he and his family are in DC.
ThePhan: LAZORRA GO BACK TO DC NOW AND BABYSIT FOR JASON ROBERT BROWN'S KIDS SO YOU WILL HAVE A CONNECTION TO HIM AND I CAN MEET HIM
Goosey: LOL LOL
LaZorra: TP: I WILL GO STALK HIM FOR YOU
ThePhan: LZ: YES PLEASE
ThePhan: And when I am a famous theatrical director I will offer Harrison Ford a minor role in some show so I can stalk him for you. Although he will probably be like 95 by that point.
Goosey: LOL
LaZorra: HE WILL STILL BE HOTTER THAN 95% OF MOST MEN
LaZorra: Er, most OTHER men.
Goosey: *something clever about Harrison Ford and LAZorra and a walker*
ThePhan: LOL
LaZorra: LOL
ThePhan: "You are hotter than 95% of this other guy."
LaZorra: LOL
LaZorra: "If I chop off a couple of his fingers, that's how hot you are."
ThePhan: LaZorra, on opening night of my show: "I LOVE YOU, HARRISON FORD!" *throws panties to the poor very confused elderly man*

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