RinkMinutes

Randy: And I'm all out of time here. Bye!
Randy has left.
ThePhan: Randy used up all his RinkMinutes for the month. Now he has to wait until February before he can come back in.
Goosey: lol
LaZorra: Man, Sam is a cruel mistress.
Goosey: LOL
Sentynel: I sure hope I have an unlimited plan, or I've been running up one heck of an overage bill over the last few years.
ThePhan: Well, you can earn extra RinkMinutes.
ThePhan: For example, if you have two capital letters in your name, you start off with twice as many.
ThePhan: Congratulations, LZ, TD, and me.
TalkingDog: woooooo
ThePhan: You also earn RinkMinutes if you see movies Sam likes.
SentyNel: Well, the two capitals rule is a relief.
ThePhan: Now that initial doubling of the minutes won't take effect until next month, but if you do anything else to earn RinkMinutes, now you will earn twice as many!
ThePhan: Also, I hope you realize I will now pronounce your name "Scenty Nell," as if you were a woman named Nell who smells a specific way.
Sentynel: LOL
Sentynel: It's okay, you only have to do that around midnight on the last day of each month.
ThePhan: LOL
ThePhan: Also, every month Sam picks a random town in the world, and if you happen to be living in that town, you win free RinkMinutes for life.
Goosey: I know, isn't that the greatest? Sam picked Orem last August :D
ThePhan: This month it was Diekirch, in Luxembourg. I don't think anybody here won.
ThePhan: Goosey: OH CRAP, did he not tell you the rest of the rules? If you are the winner, you can't tell anybody you won! Otherwise, you have to give all the unlimited RinkMinutes to the poor and start over. :-(
Goosey: WHAT That is not a fair rule :(
ThePhan: He was *supposed* to tell you that.
Goosey: He didn't. I think there's a clause in there that says something about him giving me HIS unlimited minutes if he fails to notify me.
ThePhan: Goosey: Maybe you can petition Leen as RinkMinutes Court Queen to request that Sam share some of his RinkMinutes with you because of that oversight.
Sentynel: Are we allowed to tell people who won that they won, if they didn't know?
Sentynel: Because there's some people in Diekirch who are missing out.
ThePhan: Sent: Yeah, but only once.
Sentynel: Great. Time to work out how to mass-mail Diekirch.
Sentynel: (As an aside, I begin to understand what games of Mao with Phan are like.)
Goosey: LOL
ThePhan: Sent: LOL LOL
Sentynel: I bet you'd be awesome at Mornington Crescent.