Babrika Oatmean

ThePhan: And then I will get food, which is super exciting.
LaZorra: YAY FOOD
Goosey: Food is almost always exciting.
Goosey: Except when it's, like, cold oatmeal or something
ThePhan: Well, I was going to go to Mom's Delicious Cold Oatmeal Kitchen across the street, but I guess I won't if it won't be exciting :-(
Goosey: LOL!
LaZorra: I'm sure it's the best darn cold oatmean you've ever had.
ThePhan: Oatmean is even less fun.
ThePhan: It yells at you while you eat it.
Goosey: haahaha
LaZorra: ANGRY OATMEAL
LaZorra: Which sounds like it should be oatmeal topped with cayenne.
ThePhan: Cold oatmeal with cayenne that yells at you sounds like the perfect breakfast.
LaZorra: It would certainly ensure your awketude.
LaZorra: awakeitued
LaZorra: ewokitude
LaZorra: Verbally abusive cold oatmeal with cayenne is what Eqoks eat for breafast.
LaZorra: EQOKS
LaZorra: gah
ThePhan: LZ: LOL
ThePhan: I thought "awketude" was "awkwardetude." Which, yes, it would be awkward.
LaZorra: LOL
LaZorra: I was going to make a joke about how little teddy bears would have to start every morning with something so harsh to be that kick butt in battle, but then my typos RUINED MY OWN JOKE.
Sentynel: Goldilocks got an unpleasant surprise, that's for sure.
LaZorra: :-p
LaZorra: I am going to rub catfish instead of type now.
LaZorra: SO HA
Sentynel: Will that help?
Goosey: LOL
LaZorra: Unless my fingers have the same sort of substitution problem with spices as they do with letters, yes.
LaZorra: "OH NO I DID NOT MEAN TO PUT CINNAMON ON HERE THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE BABRIKA"
ThePhan: If you rub a catfish, its soul will come out and offer you three wishes.
Goosey: BABRIKA
LaZorra: Phan: Yes, but all three are accompanied by lemon butter and pecans.
ThePhan: If you rub a catfish with babrika, I don't know WHAT'S going to come out of it...
LaZorra: PAPKRICA
Goosey: LOL
LaZorra: PAPRICKA
LaZorra: papricka?
Goosey: paprika
Sentynel: LOL
LaZorra: what is wrong with that word
LaZorra: ON THE C
LaZorra: OH
* Goosey dies
LaZorra: not on
LaZorra: gah