Parking Spaces

LaZorra: A big selling point of the condo I'm trying to buy is that it comes with an indoor parking spot.
LaZorra: It would be about $20k on its own.
Dave: Wowza
Goosey: oooh
LaZorra: The realtor was like, "Hey, you can rent that since you don't have a car! That will make you like $150 a month!"
LaZorra: and I was like I AM SORRY WHAT
LaZorra: "Where I come from, we park on the dirt. For free."
Goosey: LOL LOL
ThePhan: LOL
LaZorra: Actually, my first thought was, "MAYBE I CAN DRYDOCK MY SAILBOAT IN MY PARKING SPOT"
Dave: You have a sailboat but no car?
Dave: Where do you live, Venice?
Goosey: lol
Dave: Now I want to buy parking spaces.
LaZorra: Well, I have a sailboat in California, heh.
LaZorra: Where I also have a truck.
LaZorra: I WISH I LIVED IN VENICE
Dave: You should sail it to Chicago.
LaZorra: Maybe I can finally find the Northwest Passage.
Dave: No silly, you sail it around the Horn.
Dave: Then, like, I think you can sail up the St Lawrence river all the way to the Great Lakes.
Dave: If not, then go up the MIssissippi and I guess portage it over. That'd work.
Sentynel: Just fill it with helium and sail overland.
* Sam sets up parking spaces in RinkChat.
Sam: So, any takers?
Sam: Just think of how much more convenient it'll be to come into RinkChat.
Sam: You don't have to walk. You can just show up here and stick around.