Sunday, January 27, 2013

Old Lady Who Swallowed Some Books

Ticia: My kids got a book for Christmas called "There was an old lady who swallowed some books." It is the DUMBEST BOOK EVAR. It includes the line "There was an old lady who swallowed a folder. She didn't feel any older when she swallowed that folder." and "There was an old lady who swallowed some chalk. She didn't balk when she swallowed that chalk."
Ticia: BALK and CHALK don't even RHYME
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Ticia: At the end of the book, she burps up a... backpack, with all the school supplies in it. Ready for her first day at public school? I have no idea. There's a school bus and it's implied she's ready for school. But she's an old lady.
Ticia: It's SO CONFUSING

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