Zombies and Truth!Bot

ThePhan: I AM SO TIRED I MIGHT DIE

* ThePhan may be a zombie by the time she gets back to her room tomorrow night.

ThePhan: A complaining zombie.

Sentynel: All she wants to do is complain about brains..

Goosey: :(

Goosey: lol

ThePhan: Sent: hehe

* TalkingDog rolls death saving throws to see if Phan dies. He has D&D on the brain.

Goosey: LOL

ThePhan: I will certainly be searching for some brains. I will have none left.

ThePhan: TD: LOL LOL

ThePhan: Let me know if I survive!

TalkingDog: Nope. You died after like 30 seconds. Unless someone heals you before that.

ThePhan: Dang.

* Goosey heals ThePhan!

ThePhan: Yay!

TalkingDog: Woo!

ThePhan: Now I can at least stay alive long enough to make it to my CPR class. Maybe.

Goosey: Well, if you get that far, they can keep you alive for extra credit!

ThePhan: Truth!

* Sam suddenly conceives of a bot game where the bot randomly and rapidly spits out wild assertions in the form of "______ rules!" or "I like to ______!" Players must try to say "Truth!" timed in such a way that it immediately follows something innocuous rather than implicating.

ThePhan: Sam: That would be awesome.

ThePhan: I want to play Truth!Bot. Tomorrow night. While I am dead.

Sam: I say this because Dave sent me a PM, and then you said "Truth!" and it looked like you were agreeing with him.