Turkey Toes

LaZorra: blargggghhh. I forgot to buy more kleenex. >.<

LaZorra: This is one of those times that living alone sucks turkey toes.

Sam: ...what a mental image.

Leen: WE HAVE KLEENEX!

Sam: WE'LL MAIL YOU SOME.

Sentynel: Sam: I thought you meant the turkey toes.

Sam: That would be an awesome care package. Kleenex and turkey toes.

ThePhan: LOL

LaZorra: LOL

Leen: Is "... sucks turkey toes." and expression from your neck of the woods?

* ThePhan will now mail turkey toes to everyone she knows. No return address. Just turkey toes in an envelope.

Leen: Because that cracks me up, and I've never heard it before.

LaZorra: plz for not to mail me teh teos of teh turkeyz

LaZorra: Leen: I...honestly am not sure where I picked it up.

LaZorra: I don't think I've ever heard anyone else say it, now that I think about it. O.o

Leen: Also, TP works in a pinch.

Leen: I mean toilet paper, not Phan.

Leen: Then again we use the good TP.

LaZorra: OH YEAH. I did stock up on TP. Which is probably why she has to wake up so early to commute to school.

* Sentynel cracks up at the image of LaZ, with no options left, blowing her nose on Phan.

* Sam blows his nose on TP.

LaZorra: LOL SORRY PHAN

Sam: BEAT

Leen: LOL

Leen: That reminds me of the clorox commercial.

ThePhan: I come back to the window for this?

Sam: LOL

LaZorra: WE LOVE YOU REALLY

LaZorra: You're just so puffy soft for tender noses!

Sam: TP: It's a thank-you gift for the turkey toes.

ThePhan: And "the good TP" is toilet paper?

* ThePhan is "the bad TP." :-(

ThePhan: Hehe

Sam: Oh man. I have to TopicBot "LaZorra: You're just so puffy soft for tender noses!" because that's awesome out of context. WHO IS PUFFY SOFT AND WHYYYYY?