I'm Going to Beat You

ThePhan: Ha, so tonight Jacob and I went to Pizza Hut, and he was eating a lot faster than I was, so at one point he looked at what was left on my plate and what was left on his, and said, "I'm going to beat you."

ThePhan: I didn't know what he was talking about, though, because I didn't realize we were competing, so I said, "Er... how so?"

ThePhan: And his eyes got all wide and he was like, "Not like... not like hitting you! No! I just meant... I'll be done with my pizza first!"

Leen: LOL

Maryam: LOL

LaZorra: LOL LOL LOL

Randy: LOL LOL!

LaZorra: That is so much funnier now that I can picture him saying that.

ThePhan: LZ: LOL

LaZorra: "I AM GOING TO SMACK YOU AND TAKE YOUR PIZZA"