Monday, December 12, 2011

GPS Bacon Wristwatch

ThePhan: There was a conversation Jacob and I had about him randomly giving people his number. Like he thought I said one of his friends had texted me, and so we decided that he was so excited to have a girlfriend that everywhere he went, he'd been handing out my number to people. "Hi! I have a girlfriend! Here's her number!"
ThePhan: Er.
ThePhan: That first sentence should be "randomly giving people *my* number."
Sam: LOL
Randy: LOL LOL
10Kan: "No, seriously! Call her and ask!"
ThePhan: LOL
ThePhan: RIGHT as I typed that, he texts me, "Sup girlfriend?!"
ThePhan: It's like he knew I was talking about him.
Randy: awwww
ThePhan: CREEPY.
10Kan: 8-o
* Sentynel emails "SHE KNOWS" to Jacob.
* ThePhan checks outside her window to make sure he's not being a stalker and somehow reading my RinkChat conversations.
ThePhan
: He *claims* he's at Wal-Mart.
10Kan: Give him a GPS beacon wristwatch.
ThePhan: I thought that said "a GPS bacon wristwatch."
ThePhan: Which sounded bizarre but AWESOME.
Randy: ME TOO
Sentynel: Mmm, globally positioned bacon.
ThePhan: Google informs me: No results found for "gps bacon wristwatch".
ThePhan: Sad.
Maryam: What about just a normal bacon wristwatch?
ThePhan: http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B001R...ive=390957&creativeASIN=B001R1R400
Maryam: LOL! I KNEW it must exist.

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