The Eye of Sauron

ThePhan: Oh, I forgot to tell you guys this awful fact. When we were playing Celebrity during game time last night, Jacob and I were THE ONLY ONES IN THE ENTIRE ROOM who knew who Sauron and Harrison Ford were.

ThePhan: THE ONLY ONES

(I have since been informed this was not actually true. But whatever. This makes for a better story anyway.)

LaZorra: Phan: WHAT

Sentynel: Phan: How is that POSSIBLE?

Randy: Wow

ThePhan: Right?

ThePhan: And we were on opposite teams, so we couldn't even give them to each other to guess.

ThePhan: LOL

Randy: How do you play Celebrity?

LaZorra: Also, by mentioning them like that, I'm now imagining Sauron and Harrison Ford hanging on a Hollywood back lot together.

Goosey: LOL

LaZorra: "Have you seen that awesome new movie? The one with Sauron and Harrison Ford in it?"

LaZorra: Also, I somehow have it in my head that if Sauron were an actor, he would be Nicolas Cage.

ThePhan: Randy: Everybody writes down the names of famous people or characters on slips of paper, and then you put them all in a bowl and divide into teams, and each person has to get their teams to guess as many people as you can in a minute.

ThePhan: In the first round, you can describe them, then you put all the papers back into the bowl and guess them all again, but this time you can only give one word as a clue. And then the third round you have to act it out.

Sentynel: Sauron had quite a prolific career as an extra, until the Fall of Númenor destroyed his ability to appear as a fair man.

Randy: How was Sauron mimed? Just making a big eye?

ThePhan: Randy: Yeah, once we explained to everybody who he was.

LaZorra: sigh

LaZorra: "You know, he's the DUDE WITH THE BIG EYE. BIG EYE DUDE."

* LaZorra should really go to bed, she thinks.

Goosey: LOL

Sentynel: You should totally have done Sauron in the first round by reading the inscription on the One Ring.

Sentynel: Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul...

Goosey: Ash nazg thrakatuluk, burzum ishi krimpatul

* LaZorra should also probably not share that she has been trying to mime a big eye most of this time by making facial expressions.

Sentynel: LOL LOL

ThePhan: LZ: LOL LOL

Sentynel: LaZ: PICTURES

LaZorra: >.O

Randy: LOL

Randy: Me tooooo

ThePhan: (Now I am doing it.)

Sentynel: LaZ: Isn't that what you look like when you smile anyway? =p

ThePhan: But it's way more fun if you try to only make ONE big eye, not both of them.

[RinkChat] User Sentynel has been kicked from the room by LaZorra.

Sentynel has left.

LaZorra: TP: EXACTLY

Sentynel has entered.

Sentynel: HEY

LaZorra: I think all of us should take a picture right now of miming the big eye, and memo them all to Sam with no explanation whatsoever.

Randy: It would be like lots of "A Flash to the Eye"'s at once

LaZorra: I TOOK ONE

LaZorra: Man, this is a terrifying picture.

(She posts the picture to Facebook and links us all to it.)

LaZorra: HAHAHA. An old friend, on my Eye of Sauron pic: "Frightening, no. Looking slightly allergic to something and/or you need a coffee with a side of sanity, yes."

ThePhan: LOL

Goosey: LOL

Sentynel: LaZ: Maybe this will help with the former. http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/239/sauronw.jpg

Sentynel: Lack of frightening, that is. Not boyfriends.

Randy: aaaaaaggghhh

* LaZorra just snorted.

Sentynel: My 30-second shop job was rather delayed by trying to find a decent source image for the Eye that didn't have the edges cut off...

LaZorra: You totally need to post that in the thread.

Sentynel: Will do.

LaZorra: Also, the fact that it wouldn't attract good boyfriend material is EXACTLY what's wrong with men. :-p

LaZorra: Every dude should love a girl who can do a Sauron impersonation.

Sentynel: Complete with the flaming eye?

Sentynel: I can see how that would put people off.

LaZorra: WHAT

Goosey: LOL

* LaZorra just typed that while making the face.

Goosey: LOL!

LaZorra: IT IS ONE OF MY MANY SEXY TALENTS

Sentynel: You are utterly insane, you know.

LaZorra: I CAN ALSO FIT AN ENTIRE WAD OF SILLY PUTTY UP MY NOSE

ThePhan: My Sauron Eye brings all the boys to the yard...

Randy: LOL!

Goosey: Laz: LOL And when did you find this out?

Sentynel: When she was being silly, obviously.

Randy: YOu are crazy and we are also

LaZorra: Goosey: Well, um, it totally depends on the size of the wad.

LaZorra: With the carrots in there, I don't have THAT much room.

Goosey: LOL LOL

Sentynel: LOL LOL LOL

ThePhan: The silly putty helps keep the carrots in until you're ready to shoot.

Sentynel: Better seal on them, too. So they get launched at higher velocity.

LaZorra: Exactly! It's the secret to the whole mechanism.

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LaZorra: Night all! I expect your Eye of Sauron pictures to be posted in the morning.

* LaZorra HUGS everyone!

LaZorra has left.

ThePhan: I think we should all quietly replace all our eyes in our FB profile photos with the flaming Eye of Sauron.

Goosey: dahaha