Get Out of the Butter

Goosey: Phan: I was in a one-act when I was still VL, and we had to change the business so he kissed me on the forehead instead of on the lips 'cause I was too chicken.

Ticia: "change the business?"

Goosey: TP: heheh

Goosey: "dialogue" is what you say, "business" is what you do

Ticia: Oh, okay then.

Goosey: Get your mind out of the gutter, Ticia

Randy: I had to do a scene where I made out with a girl and touch parts of her I wasn't sure she really wanted me to.

Goosey: Get out of the butter, randy

Goosey: *gutter

ThePhan: LOL LOL

ThePhan: GET OUT OF THE BUTTER

Goosey: LOL

Randy: I WAS MAKING TOAST

Goosey: LOL LOIL LOL

* Goosey dies

Mia: haha

Kysle: lol

* LaZorra comes back and reads teh buffer and cracks up.

* Goosey is still laughing

LaZorra: Mostly because now I have a mental image of Randy's face smeared with butter while Goosey yells at him.

LaZorra: "What butter? I don't know what you're talking about."

* Goosey wipes away tears and gasps for breath

ThePhan: LOL

ThePhan: Now all I can picture is him cheerfully sitting face down in a giant butter tub.

LaZorra: LOL LOL

Goosey: sitting face down??

Goosey: Where does Randy keep his face?

LaZorra: TOPICBOT

Randy: =-O

ThePhan: Well, he's sitting down in FRONT of the butter, but then he's leaned over and shoved his face into it.

Goosey: LOL LOL

ThePhan: Like a pie eating contest or something.

Goosey: OHhhhh "sitting, face down in . . ."

LaZorra: TP: Oh, LOL, I was picturing him sitting on the boottre, with his face between his knees.

Goosey: BOOTTRE

ThePhan: ...Boottre?

LaZorra: er

ThePhan: Was that once "butter"?

Goosey: LOL LOL LOL

LaZorra: CLEARLY that is pronounced, "boo-TRAY"

* Goosey dies AGAIN

LaZorra: It is fancy butter.

ThePhan: LaZorra only eats the best French butter.

Randy: LOL LOL

ThePhan: Ahem, excuse me, I mean, boottre.

* TalkingDog wanders back. He says "Uh."

Randy: LOL LOL

Goosey: LOL LOL LOL

Randy: So is this going to the quotes page?

ThePhan: Uh, yes.

Goosey: THE WHOLE THING

ThePhan: Not right now.

ThePhan: But it will be there.

LaZorra: Monsieur A-TalkinkDok, would zyo like zome toast wiz boottre?

LaZorra: ..."toast wiz" totally makes me think of Cheez Wiz, except...toast flavor.

Goosey: LOL!

TalkingDog: ...Oui?

* LaZorra snaps her fingers and a proper french butler twirls out of the kitchen in a frilly pink tutu and offers TalkingDog some toast.

* Goosey finally breathes.

Goosey: Do proper French butlers wear frilly pink tutus??

* Goosey learns something new everyday.

ThePhan: Um. "A-TalkinkDok" just keeps sounding like "badonkadonk" in my head.

Goosey: LOL!

LaZorra: It iz zee way in zee Olt Countree.

LaZorra: TPL LOL LOL

Randy: A TalkingDog Badaonkadong.

Randy: gah

Randy: you know what I meant

LaZorra: A TALKINGDOG BADONKEYKONG

Goosey: LOL

* TalkingDog just puts out more Doritos and hides in the empty bag.

LaZorra: That must have been a LOT of Doritos.

[RinkChat] User TalkingDog has been shrunken by Goosey.

Goosey: There, that should be easier for him.

ThePhan: Now he can fit!

Randy: LOL

LaZorra: The Dorito Adventures of TalkingDog!

Randy: Poor TD:

LaZorra: Randy: You've turned the last letter of his initials into a frowny face!

Randy: At least he doesn

Goosey: Yeah, at least he doesn

Randy: 't eat butter sitting face down

Randy: HUSH YOU

Goosey: O:-)

LaZorra: RANDY GET OUT OF THE BUTTER

* LaZorra totally wants toast now.

ThePhan: If there is a little man sitting in the butter, tell him to get out of it.