Crap Apple

Sentynel: I guess I'm a bit spoilt 'cos Dad makes his own jam.

Sam: Niiice.

Sam: We've made our own on occasion.

Sentynel: Mostly blackberry, because there's SO MANY blackberries growing wild in the fields around us.

Sentynel: But we also grow some fruit, and he's made jam from that sometimes. Blackcurrants work well.

Sentynel: Oh, and he's made crap apple jelly once or twice.

Sentynel: Again, loads of it grows wild.

Sam: I don't think I would like that one.

10Kan: Is that a typo, or is it really that bad?

[RinkChat] The chat room's topic has been changed to 'How about a nice spoonful of crap apple jelly!' by Sam.

Sentynel: Err.

Sentynel: *crab apple