Radiatio

Maryam: Why does the mud have radiatioactive tunnels all through it?
Maryam: Um, radioactive.
Goosey: LOL
Sam: Alas, poor Yorick. I knew him RADIATIO!
Goosey: LOL LOL
ThePhan: LOL
Maryam: That sounds like a supervillain, but he'd totally suck because he'd be constantly giving the heroes new powers by accident.
Sam: LOL LOL
ThePhan: Maryam: LOL LOL LOL
Sam: WE NEED THAT MOVIE NOW.
Goosey: LOL LOL LOL
Randy: LOL LOL!
Sam: Radiatio: "You'll never defeat me!!!!!" // Hero: "Oh yes, I will! Now that you've accidentally given me the superpower of being able to shoot LASERS out of OTHER PEOPLE'S EYES."