Facial

Sam: Maybe it's time to update the LaZ typos page.
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[RinkChat] User LaZorra has been labeled 'unquestioned authority on facial' by LaZorra.
LaZorra: awww
Sam: Once again, my newly updated typo list is out of date.
ThePhan: LaZorra, I need a facial, and I hear you are the unquestioned authority.
LaZorra: TP: I recommend rupping your face with eggs, dusting on some flour, and then baking in the oven for about an hour.
Sam: *ripping
ThePhan: Eeep.
* ThePhan obediently does her bed, but she's not sure how well the eggs are going to rup her face. Or rip it. Or whatever.
ThePhan: Er.
ThePhan: I think that was supposed to be "best," not "bed."
Sam: LOL
ThePhan: But I'm not sure because I don't remember typing the entire first half of that sentence.
Sam: Tell bed I say hi.
goldfishy: Ok people - DON'T READ THE TYPOS - THEY ARE HGHLY CONTAGIOSU
goldfishy: stuff
goldfishy: *Contagious
Sam: LOL LOL
ThePhan: NO KIDDING
[RinkChat] The chat room's topic has been changed to 'RUP YOUR FACE WITH EGGS!' by Sam.
ThePhan: Eggs. Um.
* LaZorra came back to the buffer and almost snorted darjeeling out of her nose.
goldfishy: I wonder if that would be good for clearing out your sinuses
* ThePhan read that as "started darjeeling out of her nose" and sat here wondering how one darjeels.