Lysistrata and Trail Mix

ThePhan: So a girl in my design class was trying to sum up the plot of Lysistrata today.
ThePhan: "Isn't that the play where the woman get control by refusing to stop having sex with their husbands?"
ThePhan: It would have worked fine if she had taken out the "refusing to." Or the "stop" (and change the "having" to "have" so it's grammatically correct). But with both negatives in there, you've got a whole different story.
zyzzyva: That new, updated plot sounds like something I would never want to see.
ThePhan: It's almost the plot of the last 30 minutes or so Rocky Horror. Except that one has some songs in it.
Randy: LOL LOL
* LaZorra comes back to the chat window and almost loses it.
LaZorra: I'm glad I was just able to hold it in, because trail mix out the nose sounds really painful.
ThePhan: Trail mix with CARROTS!
Randy: hehehehe
TalkingDog: If LaZorra was a snow woman, would noses come out of her carrot?
LaZorra has left.
zyzzyva: Only if she ate noses.
TalkingDog: I hope I didn't just kill her laughing.