God's Love Is Like Flat Flour Cakes

LaZorra: I think one of my friends has lost it. "Sometimes the Grace of God can be like a tortilla. The bigger dogs fight over it and try to chew down for us, BUT in reality it’s the little wimpy dog finds it and runs off with it to share with his friends! :)"

LaZorra: ...

Gahalyn: That doesn't make syntactical sense, much less theological.

LaZorra: GOD'S LOVE IS LIKE FLAT FLOUR CAKES

Gahalyn: I'm all about the metaphores if they actually make sense

LaZorra: Gaha: I can't even begin to figure out what he means.

LaZorra: I think he must have gotten a contact high off of someone.

Gahalyn: LOL

LaZorra: "Or is the Grace of God like the tortilla a nice friendly person tries to give to a sorrowful stray pup, with the intention of giving it more? The pup never trusts, and is so hesitant to take what is being offered."

LaZorra: DUDE SERIOUSLY WHAT ARE YOU SMOKING

Gahalyn: Ahaha.

ThePhan: The heck?

LaZorra: I have NO idea.

ThePhan: I'm pretty sure big dogs don't try to chew down on tortillas for me.

LaZorra: This guy sometimes posts really insightful stoof, too.

LaZorra: er. *stuff

ThePhan: Stoof?

LaZorra: STOOF

LaZorra: Single Tortillas Of Omniscient Father

LaZorra: BAHAHA."There is so much to God’s grace- don’t be satisfied with the single tortilla!"

ThePhan: That sounds like a bizarre monastical order.

LaZorra: I want a whole BURRITO of God's love.

ThePhan: Er, monastic.

LaZorra: monastical = musical monastic order

LaZorra: I wonder if God's love is like beans. You know, sometimes they're small, but after a while you can feel them inside of you. :-.

* ThePhan desperately wants to be a singing monk of the Single Tortillas Of Omniscient Father.

LaZorra: TOPICBOT

Gahalyn: God's love is like beans because sometimes they fill you up so much you have gas?

* TalkingDog needs hugs and probably puppies right now...

* LaZorra is cracking up so hard right now.

LaZorra: TD: God's love is like a puppy, because it brings you tortillas.

* LaZorra HUGS TD!

ThePhan: LOL

* TalkingDog HUGS LaZ!

Gahalyn: God's love is like the Big Bang, because it's totally inexplicable and also big.

ThePhan: Thou shalt honor thy father and mother, that God may bring thee tortillas. Thou shalt make burritos and prosper.

LaZorra: LOL LOL, he closes it with, "No offense whatever to any pastoral people nor Mexicans tagged in this, as I have learned much from you!!! ;)"

Gahalyn: WHAT no.

Gahalyn: Seriously?

LaZorra: I HOPE I HAVE NOT OFFENDED YOUR ENTIRE CULTURE BY LIKENING GOD'S LOVE TO A PORTION OF YOUR CULTURE

ThePhan: I think I'd be more offended by the implication that tortillas are apparently only eaten by dogs.

* TalkingDog has no tortillas.

Gahalyn: Offending pastoral people and Mexicans isn't okay but if you offend a Mexican pastoral person you're totally good to go.

LaZorra: TD: I could mail you some tamales...

* Gahalyn is trying to figure out how tortillas are like the Big Bang.

LaZorra: Sam should just TopicBot this entire conversation.

TalkingDog: I think there are tortilla chips, though.

LaZorra: TD: Oooh.

LaZorra: Tortilla chips are like God's love, because sometimes God needs something to scoop the salsa with.

Gahalyn: Tortilla chips and warm salsa is good but it's even better to add a slice of American cheese. No offense to Americans.

[RinkChat] The chat room's topic has been changed to 'Once I ate an offended bug.' by Gahalyn.

LaZorra: LOL LOL

Kysle: Gaha: It was offended *before* you ate it?

Gahalyn: Yes.

Gahalyn: I ate it so it wouldn't be offended.

ThePhan: BEST SOLUTION EVER

Kysle: Huh. How bout that.

ThePhan: Eat people who are offended.

Kysle: It's a dog eat dog world out there, eh?

Gahalyn: No. It's really more of a dog eat tortilla world.

ThePhan: LOL

ThePhan: Yes, it is.

ThePhan: Dogs eat tortillas, humans eat offended bugs. That's life.