Prequels

(I did NOT bold all the names in this because that would take FOREVER. Also, this was also all a response to this link I had posted: http://www.cracked.com/blog/14-prequels-even-hollywood-wouldnt-make/ )

* 10Kan is trying to think up titles for Phan's "prequels Hollywood would never make" list.

10Kan: So far, all I have is "The Englishman who Went Up a Hill and Came Down the Other Side" and "The Ordinary Research Findings of NIMH".

10Kan: Star Wars Episode 4.5: Nothing But Moisture Farming

Goosey: What about "Harry Potter and the Cupboard Under the Stairs"

Sentynel: No Country For Middle-Aged Men

10Kan: Brand New Lions

Goosey: Or "Daylight: A Spoiled Brat in Arizona"

Nyperold: Hello all!

10Kan: Goosey: What's that a sequel to?

Goosey: prequel to Twilight.

Sentynel: Some Bloke Loses His Legs And Mopes About It, In Full 3D

Goosey: ??

Sentynel: Avatar

10Kan: The Day The Earth Kept Spinning

Nyperold: You've Got Some Spam

Sentynel: Hm, along the same lines as 10K's, it's Tomorrow

10Kan: LOL

Sentynel: Or indeed July 3rd

10Kan: 29 Days Before 28 Days Later

Nyperold: Day Before the Triffids

Sentynel: Peopleland

10Kan: I, Roomba

Goosey: The Land Before the Land Before Time.

Goosey: 10Kan: LOL!

Sentynel: Similarly, Shaun of the Boring Day Job

Sentynel: 10K: Win

Nyperold: Problem Embryo

Sam: What's Now Happening To Baby Jane?

Nyperold: Along the same lines: Embryo Geniuses

Sam: I Know What You're Going To Do Next Summer

10Kan: Lumps of Coal are a Very Long Time

Goosey: Second to Last Destination

Sentynel: Terrestrial

Sam: Dude, I'm Gonna Buy a Car

Goosey: LOL!

10Kan: LOL

Sentynel: February 1st

10Kan: LOL

Goosey: LOL redsang suggests :The weird, new, ballooning guy of OZ.

Nyperold: Peter Parker Studies For Midterms

10Kan: These are all briliant.

10Kan: *brilliant

10Kan: Tell redsang that's awesome.

Goosey: John Hammond's Flea Circus

Sentynel: The Somewhat Impressives

* 10Kan is adding his to Phan's Facebook post.

Goosey: SEnt: LOL

Sentynel: I Am History

10Kan: LOL

Sentynel: The Penultimate SamuraiNyperold: Mr. Pan Builds His Dream Labyrinth

Sentynel: Losing Nemo

Sentynel: School of Normal Lessons

10Kan: Small Fry

Nyperold: Some Boards of Dr. Caligari

10Kan: Sent: Was that last one a riff on "School of Rock"?

Sam: Close Encounters of the Second Kind

10Kan: Nyp: LOL

10Kan: Sam: or "Seeing Faerie Folk in the Woods"

Sentynel: 10K: Yup.

10Kan: The Sound of Warming Up

Sam: Dr. Strangelove, Or: I Worry Too Much About the Bomb

Sentynel: Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Baby

10Kan: The Good, the Bad, and the Acne

Sentynel: U for Upset

10Kan: Ha!

Sentynel: Batman Thinks About Getting Started

10Kan: Or "Bruce Wayne Gets Pummeled Across China".

Sam: Then there's the old standby, "The Madness of King George II"

Sentynel: Alternate School of Rock prequel: School of Classical

Sam: School of Jazz would be awesome.

Sam: Dog Day Morning

Sam: Apollo 12

Sentynel: Middling Gun

Goosey: Slightly Tipsy Master

Nyperold: Ordinary Thursday

10Kan: The Quick and the Not-So-Quick.

10Kan: Sky Captain and the World of Today

Goosey: Ferris Bueler Goes To School

10Kan: Aliens vs. Boredom

Sam: Lone Ruffians of New York

Nyperold: Red October Stays Docked

Sam: Four First Dates and a Retirement Home?

10Kan: Good one.

Sentynel: Sarah Connor Has an Ordinary Few Days

Sentynel: Sam: Love Probably

10Kan: He-Man and the Guys Who Wield Influence Over Only One Planet

Sentynel: Sinbad of the Six Seas

Goosey: LOL

10Kan: Gremlins 0: Responsible Ownership

Goosey: There's a whole slew of movies that could be prequeled by A Bunch of Single People Don't Get Dates

Sentynel: (Alternatively: Sinbad Spends Decades Weightlifting)

Sam: Goosey: LOL

10Kan: Heh, I'm thinking up a lot of these and then saying to myself, "No, that would actually be interesting."

Goosey: The Pevensie Children Live Ordinary Lives

Sentynel: Mark Zuckerberg Doesn't Get Any Ideas

10Kan: Being Craig Schwartz

Sentynel: Home With Family

10Kan: Scott Pilgrim vs. Canada

Goosey: John Smith Sails to the New World

Sentynel: Standing Tiger, Visible Dragon

Goosey: The Baby Mermaid

Nyperold: My Neighbor Hiroto

Sentynel: A Group of Engineers Tinker Around In Their Garage and Don't Achieve Much

10Kan: Nyp: in that vein: "Ordinary Ainu Prince Astuffaka"

TalkingDog: Star Peace.

Goosey: LOL!

Goosey: Howl's Stationary Castle

Nyperold: Recruiting James Ryan

Sentynel: TD: On that note, Star Stroll

Goosey: Random Mutants

* 10Kan shakes his fist. CENSOR!

Sentynel: 2000: A Bunch of Boring Preparations

Goosey: LOL

10Kan: Crazy Scientist With Foolish, Unworkable Ideas

Goosey: The Absentminded Science Scholar

10Kan: It's Probably Just My Imagination About Mary

Sentynel: Planet of the Humans

Goosey: LOL!

Sam: LOL

TalkingDog: Win.

10Kan: LOL

Sam: 1968: A Hippie Odyssey

Goosey: American Piecrust

Goosey: Buffy the Cheerleader

10Kan: Ha!

Nyperold: The Great Train Successful and Uneventful Delivery

Goosey: LOL

Nyperold: A Russian Tail

10Kan: Too Fast, Two Horses: Chariot Drift

TalkingDog: No Dalmations.

Goosey: TD: LOL!

Sentynel: (Last one for now: Law Abiding Sailors of the Caribbean)

Goosey: LOL LOL

10Kan: Just the Right Number of Bridges

Goosey: Willy Wonka Meets the Oompa-Loompas.

Sentynel: 10K: LOL!

TalkingDog: Little Shop of Flowers.

Nyperold: Herschel Layton and the Academic Advisor

Sam: TD: LOL LOL LOL

Goosey: TD: Nice!

Goosey: Pomade

10Kan: The Fords of Madison County

Goosey: Pomade (prequel to Grease and/or Hairspray)

10Kan: Goosey: OH! LOL

Grishny: Did anybody do "Regularman" yet?

Goosey: Peter Parker Goes To Kindergarten

Grishny: No Country for Young Men

Nyperold: Fahrenheit 72

TalkingDog: Baby Frankenstein.

Goosey: LOL

Grishny: The Dark Squire

Goosey: Clean Harry

Grishny: Blade Walker

Sam: The Fifth Sense

TalkingDog: The Fourth Element?

Grishny: The Second Man

10Kan: Sam: He smells dead people?

Goosey: LOL!

Sam: Yeah. What a sicko.

Grishny: Ugh

TalkingDog: Pokemon: The Zeroth Movie. Okay, that doesn't work.

Goosey: U is for Umbrella

Grishny: Just One Indemnity

Sam: hehe

TalkingDog: Bottom Gun.

Grishny: The Man Who Had Too Many Sneaking Suspicions

10Kan: The Eggs

Grishny: The Conenecks

Goosey: ol

Goosey: LOL

Goosey: Good Evening, Vietnam!

10Kan: Kill People With Bill

Goosey: Losers with Minor Superpowers

Sam: The Saga of the Viking Women As They Mind Their Own Business While the Great Sea Serpent Minds Its

10Kan: On Her Majesty's Unemployment Pension

10Kan: Sam: LOL

TalkingDog: Bruce Wayne.

Grishny: One Sat On This Side of the Cuckoo's Nest

10Kan: Four Well-Respected Astronauts

Nyperold: La Terra (rests)

TalkingDog: The Land Before the Land Before Time.

10Kan: Romeo and Those Capulet Scum

Goosey: lol

Goosey: The Air Down Here

Nyperold: Un Chiot Andalou

10Kan: Terrestrial Jam

Grishny: Ground Bud

10Kan: The Incredible Walkies

Goosey: EarthWorld

Nyperold: Life of the Fireflies

Goosey: Robin of Locksley Joins the Crusades

10Kan: Indiana Jones and the Doctoral Thesis

Grishny: Not Yet a Robocop

Goosey: LOL!

10Kan: ...of Doom

10Kan: Honey, I Drove the Kids to School

Goosey: LOL

Nyperold: A Bog-Standard Day Out

Grishny: Ferris Bueller's Day at School

Goosey: 5 Leagues Under The SEa

Goosey: Dr. Jekyll Gets A Lab.

Goosey: Alternatively, Dr. Frankenstein Gets A Lab.

10Kan: Seven Brothers Live In Foul Bachelorhood

Goosey: LOL LOL LOL

* 10Kan wonders if watching "It", "The Thing", "Them", "The Stuff" and "They Live" would be a fun movie marathon.

Goosey: LOL

Grishny: Tuning Up

Grishny: (prequel to The Sound of Music)

Goosey: hehe

Nyperold: Chihiro Moves Away

10Kan: How Stella Lost Her Groove

10Kan: Abby Normal: Life Before the Monster

Nyperold: Green Arbor Day

Goosey: Life on 34th Street

Goosey: Little Girls

10Kan: Obedience on the Bounty

Goosey: LOL

10Kan: The King and Nobody Else

Nyperold: Average Self-Esteem & Open-Mindedness

10Kan: LOL

Goosey: LOL

10Kan: That's more a sequel than a prequel

Nyperold: Yeah, could be.

Grishny: Monsters Small Business

Goosey: hehe

Nyperold: But then, we've also been naming things that are less prequels and more like the first act

10Kan: The Partnership