Allergic to No Donuts

Grishny: Now I feel like I'm about to sneeze. I must be allergic. To meetings.

Grishny: At least to terrible ones.

Grishny: With no donuts.

wintermute: Maybe you are allergic to no doughnuts.

Grishny: That could be. I had a donut with my breakfast this morning, and I didn't sneeze until several hours after I finished eating the donut. Maybe having a donut only lasts for an hour or two and then the symptoms of no donuts come back!

Randy: Donuts are truly magical

Grishny: GET THIS MAN A DONUT, STAT!

* LaZorra whacks Randy with a bearclaw!

Grishny: "Nurse, this is the worst case of no donuts I've seen in years."

LaZorra: BREATHE, DAMN YOU

* LaZorra stuffs a Hostess cupcake up Randy's nose.

LaZorra: COME ON, MAN, DON'T LEAVE US NOW

Grishny: =-O That's no donut!!!

LaZorra: STILL SO YOUNG

Randy: heeeeellllppppp

Maryam: This sounds like an Awesome Hospital storyline.

Grishny: PUMP DONUT INTO LUNg

Randy: X-o

* LaZorra opens Randy's jaw and blows a maple longjohn into it.

Randy: mmmm

LaZorra: TWENTY-FIVE CCS OF JELLY DONUT FILLING

Grishny: "Wait... wait, I think he's coming around."

Randy: (I love chocolate with chocolate filling...hint)

LaZorra: I see that. The jelly donut filling was for me.

Grishny: "Jelly donuts are like giant squishy bugs, and when you bite into them all their guts goosh out the other end."

Grishny: That may be a paraphrase.

Randy: Hey, am I alive yet?

* Grishny takes Randy's vitals

* Grishny presents Randy with his vitals

Grishny: "Boy, this paper here says you're alive, fine and dandy, good as candy."

wintermute: Doesn't he need those to live?

Grishny: And you can take that to the bank!

Grishny: Yes, of course he does. That's why I gave them back to him.