The Ability to Impregnate

(In the middle of a discussion about the Merida makeover. Ticia was discussing it with someone online.)

Ticia: The idiot responded to me.
Ticia: "I'm not complaining about strong women; I'm complaining about turning traditional female characters into something they were not for the sake of modern feminism (which isn't very feminine). How's your upper body strength? Let me know when you get another woman pregnant."
Ticia: OH, I'm sorry, am I not being FEMININE ENOUGH FOR YOU
Goosey: LOL LOL
ThePhan: LOL LOL
Ticia: And I don't even get the pregnant part of his comment.
ThePhan: That response is ridiculous
Sam: Er, LOL? What?
Ticia: I guess the ability to impregnate a woman how we're judging strength and awesomeness, now.
Ticia: *is how
Maryam: You can't be strong without being manly? Apparently?
Goosey: that's hilarious
ThePhan: I thought maybe he was implying that upper body strength is directly connected to the ability to impregnate.
Ticia: LOL
Goosey: Just tell him "Let me know when you push another human being out through your privates, then we'll talk about strength."
Ticia: LOL
Sam: And as we all know, the ability to impregnate is directly correlated with how good you are with a bow.
Ticia: Ha!
ThePhan: Robin Hood could impregnate women just by looking at them.
Goosey: LOL
ThePhan: Every single person in England right now is one of his descendants.
* Ticia cries from laughing so hard.
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Sentynel: Phan: He's my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandfather.
Sentynel: And it took me that long to make that joke because I was looking up when Robin Hood was set and working out how many generations that would be.
ThePhan: Sent: LOL
Goosey: LOL
ThePhan: Of course you were.
Ticia: LOL
Sentynel: ^_^