Who Should Use Coat Racks

ThePhan: Textbroker is a fun side-money-maker, but it's always awkward trying to fit ads for tires in the middle of "Top 10 Nicolas Cage Movies" lists...
Sentynel: LOL
Sentynel: That sounds like it'd be a bit of a non-sequiteur, yes.
ThePhan: And the instructions are all like, "Make sure the keywords fit in naturally."
ThePhan: NO SUCH POSSIBILITY EXISTS
Sentynel: LOL
Nyperold: Somewhere near Drive Angry?
Nyperold: Which probably tells you I haven't read the list...
ThePhan: OK, and now there are a whole bunch of articles with these instructions: "Please write an informative, detailed and interesting description concerning the subject of the title. What is it? How is it used? Who should use it? When to use it? And why? How does it compare to other similar products? What to look for when buying one? What are the benefits?"
ThePhan: These articles are titled things like "Coat Racks," "Briefcases," and "Children's Bookcases."
ThePhan: I'm not sure I can summon up 200 words to tell you who should use coat racks.
Goosey: LOL
Nyperold: "People with coats" too laconic for them?
Sentynel: People who aspire to large coat collections, but do not currently have anywhere to put them.
Nyperold: People who want to get information out of coats, but do not currently own suitable torture devices.
Sentynel: A common problem.