Kalilike

Kalimeris has left.
ThePhan: KALIMERIS LEFT I FORGOT TO TELL HER I HAD A DREAM ABOUT HER THE OTHER NIGHT
ThePhan: It was a weird one.
Sam: Did she say, "Life ain't nuthin' but big bucks and a big bad bottle of beer!" ?
ThePhan: I found out her real last name was Kalilike. And I started abbreviating her last name to just "Like" because I said I wanted to "like Like" on Facebook all the time. And then I started thinking of all these other things that sound like "like," and just kept saying all these nonsensical sentences at Kali, and she was getting annoyed.
Goosey: LOL LOL
Sam: That doesn't roll off the tongue as nicely.
ThePhan: I also dreamed I invited her to my wedding, but she was living at home, and her mom got the save-the-date, thought Kali was dead for some reason, and forwarded it to a nonexistent United States state (its postal abbreviation was SO) because that's where she thought Kali was buried.
ThePhan: I asked Kali about this, and she was like, "Yeah, my mom does that all the time. It's getting really annoying."
Sam: You used to have catchy dreams.
Sam: "I like to flirt...with dirt."
ThePhan: LOL
ThePhan: I forgot about flirting with dirt.