Monday, August 15, 2011

The Lick-Free Zone

Ticia: Goosey: I would encourage you in your meat pie undertaking, but, well. Meat pie.
Goosey: Ticia: I know.
Ticia: Hehe
Sentynel: Goosey: I'll totally encourage you in your meat pie endeavour.
Sentynel: Mmm, scorched dead animal flesh.
* Sentynel licks lips
Goosey: LOL
Ticia: whose lips are you licking?
Sentynel: Mine, I hope
Goosey: LOL LOL
Ticia: I hope so, too. But you didn't say.
ThePhan: LOL
ThePhan: Oh my.
ThePhan: My physical boundary rules for my friends are now: 1) No touching my face, 2) No doing the weird petting/stroking thing, as I am not your cat, and 3) NO LICKING MY LIPS.
Goosey: LOL LOL
Sentynel: Phan: Does 3 not technically fall under 1?
ThePhan: You'd think so, but I might as well be specific.
ThePhan: Sometimes people don't listen very well.
wintermute: Phan: Is licking your neck OK?
ThePhan: Nope.
* ThePhan can probably broaden the rule a bit, actually.
ThePhan: NO LICKING ME
ThePhan: THE END
wintermute: What about on federal holidays?
ThePhan: Nope.
wintermute: You're not making this easy, you know.
ThePhan: If "this" is licking me, then that's the idea.
wintermute: Hrm.
[RinkChat] The chat room's topic has been changed to 'This is now a lick-free zone.' by niekie.
Sentynel: What happens if you get bitten by a snake with no advanced medical facilities, and you have to get the poison out of the wound!?
ThePhan: Then it should be done with the least amount of licking possible.
Sentynel: (Bet this is a conversation you never thought you'd have.)
ThePhan: Sent: You're right. But of course it would happen in RinkWorks.

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