Cutting Myself

ThePhan: Here's a fun fact. Yesterday I sliced both my thumbs. By accident. My right thumb got a paper cut and my left thumb... well, I was playing with scissors. That really is as bad an idea as it sounds. They're both fine, but now I'm worried that the other fingers will soon follow.
10Kan: Phan: Did you take the opportunity to become your own blood sister?
ThePhan: 10K: They actually weren't bleeding at the same time. One happened in the morning, one happened at night.
ThePhan: But I shall keep that in mind for my index fingers today.
10Kan:
10Kan: One of my friends is now looking forward to cutting herself, and it's ALL MY FAULT.