Thursday, May 20, 2010

The Cookie Adventure

ThePhan: LOL LOL LOL
ThePhan: My sister has just made some very interesting cookies.
ThePhan: First of all, she needed 4 1/2 cups of flour and only put in 1/2 a cup.
Goosey: LOL LOL
Goosey: HOW did she manage that??
ThePhan: So it was quite liquidy. She also didn't want to wash out a spoon to spoon the dough (now batter) onto the cooking pan, so she was just pouring it from the bowl, but then got bored of that and just ended up with a giant blob of cookie... stuff in the middle of the pan.
ThePhan: So a minute ago the siblings came rushing in to the room giggling and yelling, "WE MADE A GIANT SOUP COOKIE!"
Goosey: LOL LOL LOL
Randy: SOUP COOKIE
ThePhan: The sister is proclaiming, "We can make this work!" I think she's anticipating us all sitting around eating it with spoons.
ThePhan: LOL LOL
Goosey: Is it even edible??
ThePhan: Joel: "Is that the cookie that was boiling?" Elizabeth: "Yes."
Goosey: LOL LOL LOL
ThePhan: Best baking adventure EVER.
Goosey: PICS
Zup: mmmm baking adventure
Zup: The best kind of adventure...
Randy: Cookies don't boil...COOKIES DON'T BOIL
ThePhan: LOL LOL LOL
ThePhan: I just went to take pictures of it.
ThePhan: IT JIGGLES WHEN YOU MOVE THE PAN
[RinkChat] The chat room's topic has been changed to 'Cookies don't boil...COOKIES DON'T BOIL' by Goosey.
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ThePhan: They're putting it back in the oven so they can take a picture of it boiling.
goldfishy: Hehehe
goldfishy: Are they actually gonna try eating it?
ThePhan: Elizabeth says yes.
ThePhan: She's going to be the only one.
goldfishy: I hope she doesn't make herself sick
ThePhan: She's defending herself: "At least I put a 1/2 cup of flour in there! There could have been none at all!"
ThePhan: She's probably going to just try a little tiny bit. If it's disgusting, she's not going to eat much. Heh.
Goosey: HOW DO YOU FORGET THE FLOUR?
ThePhan: I think she just missed the "4" entirely when she read the recipe.
ThePhan: Although, really, she's made cookies a few times, she should know better. Heh.
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ThePhan: Elizabeth's putting powdered sugar on her cookie. That may help a bit.
LaZorra: ....
LaZorra: She should be putting flour on it.
ThePhan: LOL
ThePhan: Apparently she tried that, but gave up.
ThePhan: LOL LOL LOL
ThePhan: Elizabeth has just drained the cookie.
ThePhan: She went to the sink and poured the liquid down the sink, leaving only the cookie crust substance.
LaZorra: TP: That sounds like serious pastry surgery.
LaZorra: LOL!!!
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ThePhan: Elizabeth has just brought in a tray of... crumbly cookie crumbs, proudly proclaiming, "It's not liquidy anymore!"
ThePhan: Me: "There's nothing left."
Goosey: LOL
ThePhan: Elizabeth: "But it's not liquidy!"
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ThePhan: Elizabeth announces the final results: It tastes like oily Laffy Taffy.
Goosey: LOL
ThePhan: Seth is asking if we can make a real batch of cookies now.
LaZorra: That sounds...completely disgusting.
LaZorra: Laffy Taffy, now sponsored by Exxon!
Goosey: Hehe, Seth.
Goosey: LOL
ThePhan: He also hopes we make millions of dollars off of this cookie mess when it gets famous.
Goosey: ...
ThePhan: I'm not sure exactly sure why he thinks people will pay us for this.
Goosey: Elizabeth's Non-Liquidy Boiled Cookie Crap? found at your local grocer?
ThePhan: Official slogan: "It's crap... JIGGLE JIGGLE!"

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