Barbie Girl

* ThePhan is cleaning out her music library. Heh.
Sam: Did it get dirty?
[RinkChat] The chat room's topic has been changed to 'ThePhan has dirty music.' by Sam.
Randy: TP listens to tha Durty South!
ThePhan: It certainly got messy.
ThePhan: And I'm pretty sure it'd be very difficult to classify any of my music as "dirty south."
Sam: All you need for a proper music collection is six or seven mixes of the Hasselhoff cover of Hooked On a Feeling.
Sam: Everything else is just clutter.
ThePhan: LOL
Sam: Well, Walk the Dinosaur and Barbie Girl and assorted Hannah Montana.
Sam: But that goes without saying.
Sam: Also Britney. You need lots of Britney.
ThePhan: I do have stuff by Britney. Heh. :-) Mostly her new fun dancey stuff.
Randy: LOL
ThePhan: I used to have Barbie Girl, but no longer.
Sam: See, I told you you should buy duplicates. Now you went and lost your only copy.
Sam: Now you can't brush her hair. You can't undress her anywhere.
ThePhan: LOL
ThePhan: My day is shot when I can't undress the Barbie girl.

Alas for Society

LaZorra: ...what? http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100520/ap_on_re_us/us_obama_rodent
Goosey: LaZ: LOL
Maryam: I was hoping Obama Rodent was a new Disney mascot.
LaZorra: Maryam: LOL LOL
LaZorra: The fact that SOMEONE GOT PAID to write that makes me wee for society.,
Goosey: You WHAT for society???
Maryam: LOL
LaZorra: Er...
* Goosey will NOT be drawing that comic! Maybe.
ThePhan: LOL LOL LOL
ThePhan: Oh, my.
LaZorra: It makes me very very small for society's sake!

The Cookie Adventure

ThePhan: LOL LOL LOL
ThePhan: My sister has just made some very interesting cookies.
ThePhan: First of all, she needed 4 1/2 cups of flour and only put in 1/2 a cup.
Goosey: LOL LOL
Goosey: HOW did she manage that??
ThePhan: So it was quite liquidy. She also didn't want to wash out a spoon to spoon the dough (now batter) onto the cooking pan, so she was just pouring it from the bowl, but then got bored of that and just ended up with a giant blob of cookie... stuff in the middle of the pan.
ThePhan: So a minute ago the siblings came rushing in to the room giggling and yelling, "WE MADE A GIANT SOUP COOKIE!"
Goosey: LOL LOL LOL
Randy: SOUP COOKIE
ThePhan: The sister is proclaiming, "We can make this work!" I think she's anticipating us all sitting around eating it with spoons.
ThePhan: LOL LOL
Goosey: Is it even edible??
ThePhan: Joel: "Is that the cookie that was boiling?" Elizabeth: "Yes."
Goosey: LOL LOL LOL
ThePhan: Best baking adventure EVER.
Goosey: PICS
Zup: mmmm baking adventure
Zup: The best kind of adventure...
Randy: Cookies don't boil...COOKIES DON'T BOIL
ThePhan: LOL LOL LOL
ThePhan: I just went to take pictures of it.
ThePhan: IT JIGGLES WHEN YOU MOVE THE PAN
[RinkChat] The chat room's topic has been changed to 'Cookies don't boil...COOKIES DON'T BOIL' by Goosey.
...

ThePhan: They're putting it back in the oven so they can take a picture of it boiling.
goldfishy: Hehehe
goldfishy: Are they actually gonna try eating it?
ThePhan: Elizabeth says yes.
ThePhan: She's going to be the only one.
goldfishy: I hope she doesn't make herself sick
ThePhan: She's defending herself: "At least I put a 1/2 cup of flour in there! There could have been none at all!"
ThePhan: She's probably going to just try a little tiny bit. If it's disgusting, she's not going to eat much. Heh.
Goosey: HOW DO YOU FORGET THE FLOUR?
ThePhan: I think she just missed the "4" entirely when she read the recipe.
ThePhan: Although, really, she's made cookies a few times, she should know better. Heh.
...
ThePhan: Elizabeth's putting powdered sugar on her cookie. That may help a bit.
LaZorra: ....
LaZorra: She should be putting flour on it.
ThePhan: LOL
ThePhan: Apparently she tried that, but gave up.
ThePhan: LOL LOL LOL
ThePhan: Elizabeth has just drained the cookie.
ThePhan: She went to the sink and poured the liquid down the sink, leaving only the cookie crust substance.
LaZorra: TP: That sounds like serious pastry surgery.
LaZorra: LOL!!!
...
ThePhan: Elizabeth has just brought in a tray of... crumbly cookie crumbs, proudly proclaiming, "It's not liquidy anymore!"
ThePhan: Me: "There's nothing left."
Goosey: LOL
ThePhan: Elizabeth: "But it's not liquidy!"
...
ThePhan: Elizabeth announces the final results: It tastes like oily Laffy Taffy.
Goosey: LOL
ThePhan: Seth is asking if we can make a real batch of cookies now.
LaZorra: That sounds...completely disgusting.
LaZorra: Laffy Taffy, now sponsored by Exxon!
Goosey: Hehe, Seth.
Goosey: LOL
ThePhan: He also hopes we make millions of dollars off of this cookie mess when it gets famous.
Goosey: ...
ThePhan: I'm not sure exactly sure why he thinks people will pay us for this.
Goosey: Elizabeth's Non-Liquidy Boiled Cookie Crap? found at your local grocer?
ThePhan: Official slogan: "It's crap... JIGGLE JIGGLE!"

Cutting Myself

ThePhan: Here's a fun fact. Yesterday I sliced both my thumbs. By accident. My right thumb got a paper cut and my left thumb... well, I was playing with scissors. That really is as bad an idea as it sounds. They're both fine, but now I'm worried that the other fingers will soon follow.
10Kan: Phan: Did you take the opportunity to become your own blood sister?
ThePhan: 10K: They actually weren't bleeding at the same time. One happened in the morning, one happened at night.
ThePhan: But I shall keep that in mind for my index fingers today.
10Kan:
10Kan: One of my friends is now looking forward to cutting herself, and it's ALL MY FAULT.

REVENGE OF THE TOILET MAN

(Non-relevant bot-playing stuff has been taken out. Like everyone else's pictures, votes, and scores. PicMatchBot did NOT feature just one image. Which was #4.)

PicMatchBot: Time's up! Vote for the best image that fits the adjective unpopular. (You can't vote for yourself!)
PicMatchBot: Vote 4 for .
Sam: REVENGE OF TOILET MAN
PicMatchBot: Sam loses a point for submitting and not voting.
Sam: Next time I'm gonna vote instead of saying REVENGE OF TOILET MAN.
Sam: If I remember.
Sentynel: Do both!
Goosey: LOL
* Sentynel walks into the polling station, announces "REVENGE OF TOILET MAN", and exits.

Bread Shorts and Chicken Panties

LaZorra: SHORTBREAD AND TEA BREAK
Sentynel: SHORTBREAD
Ghost of Sam: SHORT BREAK FOR TEA BREAD!
Ghost of Sam: ...that was a very gremlinnlike thing to say.
10Kan: BREAK BREAD FOR SHORTY
Goosey: BREAK BREAD FOR TEA SHORTS!
10Kan: Aww.
Goosey: You beat me.
Goosey: TEA BREAK AND BREAD SHORTS
Goosey: There.
Ghost of Sam: Mmmmm, bread shorts.
Goosey: Sam: You can wear them over those chicken panties.
ThePhan: Goosey: LOL LOL
Ghost of Sam: Ooooh, yeah.
Ghost of Sam: CHICKEN SANDWICH CLOTHES.
ThePhan: This is a terribly unappetizing image.
Goosey: Then just pop yourself in a paper bag and label yourself a Nugget.
LaZorra: You guys are weird.
Ghost of Sam: For best results, use mayonnaise socks and a cranberry sauce shirt.
ThePhan: "You hungry?" *takes clothes off* "Here! Have a chicken sandwich!"
LaZorra: EWWW
Ghost of Sam: TP: LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
Goosey: LOL!!!!!
Ghost of Sam: I almost choked to death there.
Ghost of Sam: I'm still almost choking to death.
Goosey: Sam: Breathe.
iwpg: LOL (except at Sam dying)
TalkingDog: Vader! Release him!
Sentynel: Please don't die. We need you to pay the bandwidth bills.
Ghost of Sam: Holy crap that was funny.
Goosey: LOL LOL LOL LOL
ThePhan: There's also gotta be a joke connecting stripping down to chicken strips. Someone figure it out and make it fo rme.
Goosey: TP: LOL!!
Goosey: TP: Exotic dancer with stage fright?
ThePhan: Hehe
Goosey: Chicken stripper!
10Kan: LOL
* Goosey takes a bow.

State Mangling

(iwpg was getting weird errors.)

iwpg: Also, it's back to normal now that the evil message is off the top of the buffer.
Goosey is away.
iwpg: It didn't permanently mangle the state, which is nice.
* LaZorra MANGLES THE STATES.
LaZorra: Iowa! You're going to switch places with North Carolina!
10Kan: Whoah, hey!
LaZorra: North Carolina, you're going to split into three pieces and become the feather boa export capital of the world.
* 10Kan is tossed about by his state relocating itself.
ThePhan: Hey, wait a minute. That means the girl who gives me a ride home from school will now be going in the opposite direction.
ThePhan: That's not helpful at all.
Goosey is back.
Goosey: I leave for TWO MINUTES and LaZorra starts mangling states!
Sentynel: She's a geographical menace.
ThePhan: Are all the North Carolina people going to have to learn how to be corn farmers now?
Goosey: LaZorra, you put those states back where they came from!