Vote Phanzard!

(Talking about my frustration with people who have way too many fan pages on Facebook.)

ThePhan: I think the idea should be that if you exceed a certain number of fan pages, you get a notification that says, "You're clearly clicking on 'Become a fan' too flippantly. From now on, to become a fan of something, you must write a 500-word essay on why you are a fan of it and submit it to the owner of the fan page to be approved."
Maryam: LOL
LaZorra: LOL LOL
LaZorra: YES
ThePhan: That would fix it.
Randy: TP always has the best ideas
ThePhan: I should be the President of Everything.
ThePhan: My campaign promise would be to reduce universal stupidity.
Randy: I'd vote for you!
LaZorra: BEST. PLATFORM. EVAR.
LaZorra: As opposed to the best platforms evar, which are clearly owned by Eddie Izzard.
Randy: LOL
ThePhan: LOL LOL
ThePhan: He could be my running mate. And that could be our catchy slogan.
ThePhan: "Best platform ever... AND best platforms ever! Dun dun DA! Vote Phanzard!"
LaZorra: LOL YES
TalkingDog: Isn't Phanzard a Pokemon?
Maryam: Phanzard sounds like something that would encounter Godzilla.
LaZorra: Godzilla's capmaign platform would be, "I EET JAPAN"