Cream Cheese

Goosey: Okay, just pulled out a little tub of strawberry cream cheese
Goosey: Peeked trepidatiously under the lid to determine scary mold content.
Goosey: Found none.
Goosey: I can't remember the last time I spread cream cheese on anything.
Goosey: So I looked at the bottom.
LaZorra: Goosey: That's kinda scary.
Goosey: The date on the bottom is:
Goosey: 18 Oct . . .
ThePhan: .....
Goosey: 2008
LaZorra: ........
FantasyFreak: Eek!
* LaZorra is late to the game as usual.
Randy: Ewwww
LaZorra: EWWW
LaZorra: And NO MOLD??
Goosey: NO
Goosey: MOLD
LaZorra: GEEROSS
ThePhan: OH MY
Randy: You haven't even been there that long!
Goosey: It is probably still edible, but there is NO WAY I'm going to test it, because CLEARLY this is not food!!
Goosey: Even if it's food, it is clearly not the perishable dairy product it purports to be!
LaZorra: Goosey: Legend has it that the pharohs were buried with strawberry cream cheese to get them to the afterlife because of its amazing shelf life.