Vote Phanzard!

(Talking about my frustration with people who have way too many fan pages on Facebook.)

ThePhan: I think the idea should be that if you exceed a certain number of fan pages, you get a notification that says, "You're clearly clicking on 'Become a fan' too flippantly. From now on, to become a fan of something, you must write a 500-word essay on why you are a fan of it and submit it to the owner of the fan page to be approved."
Maryam: LOL
LaZorra: LOL LOL
LaZorra: YES
ThePhan: That would fix it.
Randy: TP always has the best ideas
ThePhan: I should be the President of Everything.
ThePhan: My campaign promise would be to reduce universal stupidity.
Randy: I'd vote for you!
LaZorra: BEST. PLATFORM. EVAR.
LaZorra: As opposed to the best platforms evar, which are clearly owned by Eddie Izzard.
Randy: LOL
ThePhan: LOL LOL
ThePhan: He could be my running mate. And that could be our catchy slogan.
ThePhan: "Best platform ever... AND best platforms ever! Dun dun DA! Vote Phanzard!"
LaZorra: LOL YES
TalkingDog: Isn't Phanzard a Pokemon?
Maryam: Phanzard sounds like something that would encounter Godzilla.
LaZorra: Godzilla's capmaign platform would be, "I EET JAPAN"

Danish Ice Babies

(Talking about LaZorra's typos)

Maryam: I had to show Cameron one, and now he's singing the Rubber Ducky song. Only, not "ducky".
ThePhan: Maryam: LOL LOL
LaZorra: "And the Demark team shoots the baby out across the ice..."Maryam: LOL LOL
LaZorra: TP: Ha!
LaZorra: ...WHAT
LaZorra: I DID NOT TYPE THAT
Maryam: LOL
* Maryam is dying some more.
ThePhan: LOL LOL LOL
LaZorra: Well, I typed the latter part.
ThePhan: I WAS SO CONFUSED
LaZorra: I DO NOT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT DANISH ICE BABIES

Cream Cheese

Goosey: Okay, just pulled out a little tub of strawberry cream cheese
Goosey: Peeked trepidatiously under the lid to determine scary mold content.
Goosey: Found none.
Goosey: I can't remember the last time I spread cream cheese on anything.
Goosey: So I looked at the bottom.
LaZorra: Goosey: That's kinda scary.
Goosey: The date on the bottom is:
Goosey: 18 Oct . . .
ThePhan: .....
Goosey: 2008
LaZorra: ........
FantasyFreak: Eek!
* LaZorra is late to the game as usual.
Randy: Ewwww
LaZorra: EWWW
LaZorra: And NO MOLD??
Goosey: NO
Goosey: MOLD
LaZorra: GEEROSS
ThePhan: OH MY
Randy: You haven't even been there that long!
Goosey: It is probably still edible, but there is NO WAY I'm going to test it, because CLEARLY this is not food!!
Goosey: Even if it's food, it is clearly not the perishable dairy product it purports to be!
LaZorra: Goosey: Legend has it that the pharohs were buried with strawberry cream cheese to get them to the afterlife because of its amazing shelf life.

Chocolate Sneeze

ThePhan: OH NO I JUST PUT CHOCOLATE IN MY MOUTH AND NOW I HAVE TO SNEEZE
ThePhan: HELP
LaZorra: CHOCOLATE RAIN
Randy: Awwww!
Goosey: EW
ThePhan: LOL LOL
ThePhan: Now I am laughing so hard that I don't have to sneeze anymore.
* LaZorra completely cracked herself up with that.

PoodleZorra

* Goosey gets a gross of groovy groceries!
K6USY: Can I eat them?
Goosey: K6: Come visit anytime!
LaZorra: K6 just needs to learn to do his own grocery shopping. :-p
* K6USY grabs Laz and heads for Goosey
Goosey: LOL
LaZorra: LOL
Goosey: BEST MENTAL IMAGE EVAR
* LaZorra feels like luggage now.
FantasyFreak: Lol!
Goosey: I seriously can just see K6 picking Lz up, tucking her under his arm, and running down the side of the freeway.
K6USY: I can pick up Laz; lol
LaZorra: K6: Yeah, that could have something to do with you being 10 inches taller and twice as heavy as I am. :-p
Goosey: Well, she only weighs about 18 pounds, so yeah, no problems there, hehe.
Goosey: LOL
LaZorra: I weigh at LEAST 30 pounds, thank you very much.
ThePhan: According to LaZorra and Goosey's calculations, K6 weighs 36 pounds.
ThePhan: Well, my calculations from their data.
K6USY: o.O
* LaZorra and K6 are really poodles.
K6USY: << clear="all"> Goosey: LOL
ThePhan: Oh, update. He could weigh as much as 60 pounds.
FantasyFreak: Lots of LOL!
ThePhan: LZ: LOL LOL LOL

Wedding Plans

(Mia was talking wedding planning with us.)

LaZorra: FINALLY DONE WITH QUIZ QUESTIONS PRAISE GOD
LaZorra: Now I get to do different crap. :-p
LaZorra: Like NOT plan a wedding. hehe
LaZorra: (No offense, it just seems like such a crazy amount of...craziness.)
Goosey: LZ: When you get engaged, I will help you plan your wedding, hehe.
Goosey: I see you in sneakers and a tea-length ivory dress.
Goosey: With cap sleeves and a v-neckline
ThePhan: How long is tea?
LaZorra: LOL
Goosey: Knee-lenght
LaZorra: Phan: EXCELLENT QUESTION
* ThePhan was quite confused.
LaZorra: I think it's about an hour.
ThePhan: You will have an hour-long dress.
ThePhan: Better get through that wedding FAST.
Goosey: LOL LOL!!
LaZorra: LOL LOL
LaZorra: That would be Cinderella's wedding dress.
ThePhan: LOL

Teh Funnay

* LaZorra dies of teh funnay
LaZorra: Which is bettery than dying of teh bunnay
LaZorra: Bettery? Whoa.
ThePhan: Night of the Lepus...
LaZorra: LOL
LaZorra: Winnie The Pooh died of teh hunnay...
ThePhan: If the rabbits from Night of the Lepus teamed up with the Joker, people would die of the funnay AND the bunnay.
LaZorra: LOL
LaZorra: WANT TO SEE A MAGIC TRICK?
LaZorra: I CAN PULL THIS RABBIT OUT OF A HAT

Sven

LaZorra: TYPOS HAVE MADE ME VIKING
ThePhan: You are a Viking Woman!
Goosey: LOL
LaZorra: In this bio I have to write about myself, I meant to write, "She spent seven years..." Instead I typed, "She spent sven years..."
Randy: uh...
ThePhan: LOL
LaZorra: I DID NOT KNOW I WAS SVEN ALL THAT TIME

Facebook Finished

ThePhan: Uh! My Facebook is done. How am I supposed to waste time now?
ThePhan: Er.
ThePhan: Done?
ThePhan: Down.
ThePhan: LOL
LaZorra: LOL
ThePhan: I HAVE COMPLETED FACEBOOK
Randy: LOL LOL
LaZorra: I was going to ask.
ThePhan: I WIN
LaZorra: "THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO MORE TO DO ON FACEBOOK"

No Pics, Please!

(Randy's connection is unfortunate. Occasionally it makes him repeat things he's already said.)

* ThePhan is drawing herself with facial hair.
ThePhan: Not for fun. For a class.
Randy: LOL
Randy: PICS!
* ThePhan is very unsure about her ability to correctly apply the fake facial hair tomorrow.
ThePhan: Heh
Sentynel: You could try growing the real thing by sheer force of will instead.
ThePhan: Sentynel: That is definitely the better answer.
Sentynel: Although, a few years of sheer force of will has got me a but of scraggly stubble towards a badass goatee, so that may not be the best plan ever.
Sentynel: er, *a bit
LaZorra: A butt of scraggly stubble sounds uncomfortable.
Sentynel: LaZ: Yes, very.
Randy: PICS!
LaZorra: NO PICS OF THAT
Sentynel: That was unfortunately timed.
ThePhan: LOL LOL LOL
* LaZorra dies laughing.
Randy: LOL

Choreographing The Terminator

K6USY: BRB BNLJ!
K6USY: Laz explain /gone
ThePhan: He'll be right back, he's... buying Nyperold lemon juice?
LaZorra: LOL
LaZorra: BRB, But Not Like Jesus.
ThePhan: LOL
ThePhan: More like the Terminator?
LaZorra: Came from those shirts that have Jesus going "BRB" on them, hehe.
LaZorra: LOL!!
LaZorra: I cannot K6 channeling Arnold Schwarzenegger.
ThePhan: (Insert your own verb after "cannot.")
LaZorra: Oh. LOL!
LaZorra: *imagine
ThePhan: I was having fun with verbs like "forgive," "resist," and quirkier ones like "choreograph."
LaZorra: LOL LOL
LaZorra: I don't think he dances...
ThePhan: It's an interpretative dance. That doesn't need talent.
LaZorra: hehe
ThePhan: Maybe that's why you can't choreograph it, though.
LaZorra: Possibly.
* ThePhan really wants the attempt to be shown at a RU sometime, though.
LaZorra: I'm trying to picture the Terminator intepreteritve dance.

*NSync Has Consequences

K6USY: I'm watching my NAS resync
LaZorra: K6: That's better than watchin *NSync...
K6USY: FACT.
LaZorra: hehe
* ThePhan watches *NSync! RIGHT NOW!
LaZorra: NO!
* K6USY kills ThePhan
LaZorra: Someone save Phan!
* ThePhan does the Bye Bye Bye dance along with them!
LaZorra:
LaZorra: THAT IS NOT WHAT I MEANT AT ALL
K6USY: pfff Laz you are helping ;)
LaZorra: :-p
LaZorra: But I *like*
LaZorra: Er.
LaZorra: *But I *like* Phan.
* ThePhan thinks she should be applauded for doing the Bye Bye Bye dance after she was killed.
LaZorra: I want to keep her around and not dead.
ThePhan: But also feared.
LaZorra: TP: OK, I would have to say that Zombie NSync would be pretty awesome.
* K6USY brings ThePhan back to life
K6USY: Don't ask me how I did that
LaZorra: Magic?
LaZorra: CPR?
LaZorra: Luck? hehe
* ThePhan will not listen to *NSync anymore. She apologies for the trauma that caused everyone.

UBT Spam

Randy: Sam: AND MAKE ROCKBOT
Sam: Randy: That will debut in the UBT.
Randy: Yay!
ThePhan: Oooh. Is a new UBT coming up?
Sam: If I can find it.
Sam: I think it's in my spam folder.
Sam: Because I never got the email for it.
LaZorra: WHY IS THE UBT IN YOUR SPAM FOLDER
Sam: LaZ: The spam software probably saw all the garbage Charlie was spitting out and just assumed.

Utahraptor!

(There were two conversations going on - one about dinosaurs and one about Sam's new top six lists at AMT.)

Sam: TP: This Top 6 Words thing is having a bizarre effect on my viewing habits. For the most part I'm sticking to listing movies I've already seen, but I am now about to watch a movie solely because it seems likely to land on the next list I'm working on.
Sam: Seriously. I've watched movies for a lot of different reasons before, but "because this particular ordinary word is in the title" is a new one.
ThePhan: Sam: Heh. Yeah, that's a new motivation. "I think you would like this movie - it has the word 'eyes' in the title!"
Sam: AWESOME! I LOVE EYES MOVIES!!!
ThePhan: "Eyes" AND "Kiss"!
Sam: BEST MOVIE EVER!!
ThePhan: And whatever word you're using next week is in it, too!
Sentynel: Utahraptor's the one that really scares me.
Sentynel: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Utahraptor_size_estimate_chart.svg
Sam: You're trying to trick me into giving it away.
ThePhan: LOL... I thought Sentynel's sentence was Sam's.
ThePhan: So I was sitting here going, "You're doing a top six list of movies with 'Utahraptor' in the title?"
Sam: LOL LOL
Sam: I'm *that* good at this game.
Randy: That would RULE
ThePhan: I could understand how that could scare you. That's kind of a monumental task.

Instant Bathtub Stuff

* LaZorra puts a lot of bubbes in a bathtub -- instant foam!
Goosey: Woo!
LaZorra: Er, *bubbles
* Goosey whips up some egg whites -- more foam!
* LaZorra puts a lot of Bubbas in a bathtub -- instant nightmare!
Goosey: LOL LOL
* LaZorra puts a bunch of Buddhas in a bathtub -- instant Zen!
ThePhan: LOL LOL
Goosey: LOL LOL LOL!!
ThePhan: THAT is how you reach Nirvana.
LaZorra: LOL LOL
* Sentynel puts a bunch of Buddhas in a bat
htub and gets a tree in a golden forest
* LaZorra puts a bunch of Kurt Cobains in a bathtub -- instant Nirvana!
ThePhan: LOL LOL
* Goosey pictures a happy Buddha in a bathtub full of Cheetos and dies laughing.
LaZorra: We are SO STRANGE.
Sentynel: LaZorra: I think you typoed "awesome".
Randy: Sheesh, I go to use the bathroom and we're covered by Buddahs and Kurt Cobains...
LaZorra: LOL LOL
Goosey: "Here we are now, please transcend us . . ."