If Months Were Minutes

Sam: ONLY FOUR MORE MONTHS UNTIL THE LAST SEASON OF LOST.
Goosey: YAAAAAAYYY
TalkingDog: Still four too many. Yaaargh. But also yay.
Goosey: If only months were minutes.
Goosey: Wait, never mind. I do NOT want to be 30 in six minutes.
LaZorra: LOL
Maryam: nooo four minutes wouldn't give me enough time to refamiliarize myself with the labrynthine plot
ThePhan: I'd graduate college in the next hour.
Goosey: TP: LOL
LaZorra: TP: Nooo! I don't have time to send you a card!
ThePhan: And we'd all be dead by the end of October.
Goosey: LOL
ThePhan: Goosey, you have no idea what you've wished for.
ThePhan: Ask Clarence the angel if you can take it back.
Goosey: I SAID NEVER MIND AND I DIDNT ACTUALLY SAY WISH!!
ThePhan: Oh.
ThePhan: Right.
ThePhan: Ahem.
ThePhan: I'll stop panicking now.
Goosey: Hehe.
Sam: The main problem here is that if months were minutes, each episode would only be 8 seconds long.
Sam: The entire season would be over in two and a quarter minutes.
Sam: That's the MAIN problem with months being minutes, by the way.
Sam: The fact that I'd die of old age tomorrow, unless they condemned my house and bulldozed it first, in which case I would lack the necessarily reflexes to run out of the way in time -- these are mere trifles compared to only getting two and a quarter more minutes of Lost.
Goosey: Sam: LOL
ThePhan: On the other hand, if minutes were months, it would take me over 65,000 years to graduate.
Goosey: Ooh, Then I could spend 15 more years being 29.
* ThePhan thinks she didn't do the math right, but is too tired to do it again. It would be something huge and scary, anyway.
Sentynel: If minutes were months, I would have been playing a silly version of Tetris for about three years.