Sam: We're gonna eat Chili's food today.
Sam: I'm getting a burger.
Sam: Leen is getting the crispy honey crisp chicken crispy crispers.
ThePhan: I want the spam spam spam egg and spam.
Sam: Seriously, though. Chili's food items have WAY TOO LONG names. http://chilis.com/menu/default.asp?cat...p;tierID=161%20&menuType=Dine%20In
Sam: CRISPY SWEET CHILE GLAZED CHICKEN CRISPERS. WHAT THE HELL.
Sentynel: They must be very crispy.
Sam: You know there's a secret shorthand they know about in the kitchen.
Sam: The waitress goes back and says, "One chill-chick!"
Sam: But you, the customer, have to expend 1500 calories just ordering the item. Which is probably good, because it's probably about that many calories in the meal.
Sentynel: Still, it'd be worse if they were Uncrispy Sweet Chili Glazed Chicken Crispers.
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