Birthday Topic War!

[RinkChat] The chat room's topic has been changed to 'Happy birthday, goldfishy!' by ThePhan.
[RinkChat] The chat room's topic has been changed to 'HAPPY GOLDFISHY DAY!' by wintermute.
wintermute: Darn, beat.
goldfishy: Awww thank you
[RinkChat] The chat room's topic has been changed to 'I SAID happy birthday, goldfishy!' by ThePhan.
ThePhan: heh
[RinkChat] The chat room's topic has been changed to 'Have an extra-happy birthday, Goldfishy!' by wintermute.
ThePhan: Indeed, happy birthday!
Maryam: gold: Happy birthday!
[RinkChat] The chat room's topic has been changed to 'Have the best birthday EVER, goldfishy!' by ThePhan.
* wintermute stops now.
zyzzyva: Happy birthday goldfishy!
* goldfishy giggles
goldfishy: You guys are great - thank you
* ThePhan too. That one seems an appropriate one to end on.

Have a great one, goldfishy :-)

ReBot

* Sentynel tries a rebot
Sentynel: *reboot
ThePhan: ReBot!
zyzzyva: A bit based entirely on the second note of the scale?
zyzzyva: *bot
ThePhan: LOL
ThePhan: "Which syllable of this song lyric is sung on 'Re'?"

Desserts

Randy: I have a fellowshup thing today. They want us to bring a dessert. Is it wrong to bring leftover cake?
wintermute: You should bring a desert, and claim you misread.
* Randy gets the mojave
wintermute: "So, where can I put the Gobi Desert?"

Chainmail

Sentynel: From my Facebook:
Sentynel: Alan Hayward thinks he has got the vast majority of the rust off his chainmail.
Sentynel: I think I must accidentally have gone to Facebooke...

Songs About Poop

* ThePhan has a tendency to sing loudest in her room to the ones she should sing quietest to.
LaZorra: Phan: You mean like singing about poop?

(She is referring to a Facebook status of mine:
I did a very stupid little dance to "Everything Comes Down to Poo" from the Scrubs musical. I'm glad my roommate wasn't awake to see it.

Followed by the clarifier:
...That makes it sound like my dance was related to the subject matter of the song. I assure you, it wasn't. It was just a stupid dance.

She enjoyed this one.)

ThePhan: My most unfortunate one is usually Jonathan Coulton's "Baby Got Back." It's deceptively romantic-sounding.
ThePhan: YES THAT ONE TOO
LaZorra: That is still my favorite status in the history of Facebook.
Randy:
ThePhan: That was a good one :-)
ThePhan: I should totally make a CD mix and call it "Songs NOT To Sing Along To."
LaZorra: Phan: LOL LOL
ThePhan: It will definitely have to include "Everyone Comes To Poo."
Randy: LOL LOL
ThePhan: Errrrr.
ThePhan: LOL LOL
ThePhan: THAT'S NOT THE NAME OF THE SONG AT ALL
Randy: From Scrubs?
LaZorra: I WAS WONDERING
ThePhan: "Everything Comes Down To Poo."
* LaZorra dies laughing.
ThePhan: "Everyone Comes to Poo" sounds like some sort of group project.
LaZorra: "Everyone Comes to Poo" sounds like it should be sung in a lavatory, about a lavatory.
LaZorra: OR THAT
Randy: !!! LOL LOL!!
ThePhan: It's like when they say "Everyone comes to Rick's" from Casablanca. Except not at all.

Only in Utah

(zyzzyva was compiling questions for a Shakespeare trivia.)

zyzzyva: Ok, I have 75 questions now.
LaZorra: No.
wintermute: Zyz: The answer to all of them is "Only in Utah".
zyzzyva: I doubt it highly.
ThePhan: That would be the easiest bot ever.
zyzzyva: What is Shakespeare's shortest play? Only in Utah.
LaZorra: OH LOL LOL
LaZorra: I thought you meant 75 questions FOR US.
zyzzyva: I was wondering why you said no.
ThePhan: LZ: I was amused by your response, though.
ThePhan: "No. No, you don't. Just give up now."
Sentynel: Only in Utah is my favourite Shakespeare play.
ThePhan: For the fill-in-the-blanks quotes, it would be even better.
ThePhan: "To be or _____ ______ ______." "ONLY IN UTAH!"
zyzzyva: To be or not to be, Only in Utah.
zyzzyva: The quality of mercy is Only in Utah.
zyzzyva: All the world's a stage, and all the men and women Only in Utah.
Sentynel: Will all great Neptune's ocean wash this blood clean from my hand? Only in Utah.
Sentynel: It will have blood, they say, only in Utah.
LaZorra: Alas, poor Yorick! Only in Utah, Horatio.
LaZorra: Good night, sweet prince, and flights of angels sing thee only in Utah.
Sentynel: Shakespeare characters: all actually vampires from Utah.
Sentynel: You heard it here first.
zyzzyva: !
Randy: A Horse! A horse! My Kingdome for Only in Utah!
LaZorra: Only in Utah, Brute?
zyzzyva: Romeo, Romeo. Only in Utah, Romeo.
LaZorra: LOL LOL LOL
Randy: I wonder if that's where Stephanie Meyer got her inspiration
LaZorra: That could have some . . . very different connotations.

Birds Boob

(Discussing code words)

LaZorra: The birds boob on the fat man's head.
LaZorra: Errr. *poop
ThePhan: The birds do what?

Elmo and Igor

ThePhan: It's Elmo update time!
LaZorra: YESSS
* LaZorra needs an emo Elmo.
ThePhan: He's so very sad. :-(
LaZorra: awwww
LaZorra: Poor Igor.
LaZorra: Er.
LaZorra: That was in my autocomplete.
ThePhan: LOL
* LaZorra loses it.
ThePhan: And now he will be even sadder because you don't know his name.
LaZorra: Awww!
LaZorra: I LOVE YOU ELMO *throws panties*
* goldfishy thinks of Elmo singing the Ting Tings
goldfishy: (they did a song called That's Not My Name)
ThePhan: That's why LaZorra / Supposedly understands. / She thinks I'm not me.

Ungofriveness and Toilet Paper

* ThePhan watches the 30 Rock season premiere. Yay!
LaZorra: Can I ask why the heck it's called 30 Rock? I've never seen the show, but the name has always confused me.
ThePhan: If I recall correctly, it's the address of their workplace. 30 Rockefeller Center. Where the office is based.
ThePhan: Er.
LaZorra: Ahh.
* ThePhan was in the midst of editing that sentence but then just sent it. So it's a bit reundant.
ThePhan: *redundant
LaZorra: hehe
LaZorra: PHAN YOU ARE A TERRIBLE PERSON AND I SHALL NEVER GOFRIVE YOUR REDUNDANCY
LaZorra: *FORGIVE
ThePhan: FINE I SHALL JUST REMAIN UNGOFRIVEN
LaZorra: BUT THAT SOUNDS FATAL
[RinkChat] The chat room's topic has been changed to 'THEPHAN IS UNGOFRIVEN' by TalkingDog.
ThePhan: YOU WILL UNGOFRIVE ME TO MY DEATH
LaZorra: I CAN'T HELP IT IF UNGOFRIVING IS A LONG TRADITION IN MY GOFRAMLIY
LaZorra: Gah, I can't even typo "family" right!
ThePhan: BREAK AWAY FROM TRADITION! SAVE A LIFE!
LaZorra: ALL RIGHT PHAN BECAUSE I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I WILL TRY VERY VERY HARD TO GOFRIVE YOU
* ThePhan FEELS BETTER ALREADY!
LaZorra: YAAAAAAY
LaZorra: CLAP YOUR HANDS IF YOU BELIEVE IN PHANNIES
ThePhan: Uh.
LaZorra: Er. I just prounounced that in my head.
* Sentynel dies
* LaZorra cracks up.
TalkingDog: LOL
* goldfishy giggles inappropriately
ThePhan: LOL LOL... I wondered when that was going to kick in.
Sentynel: That's probably even less appropriate in British slang than American.
goldfishy: Yeah Sent that's what I was thinking
ThePhan: Sentynel: Indeed.
LaZorra: I WAS GOING FOR A RIPOFF OF "FAIRIES" OKAY
* ThePhan is pretty sure she does not want that to be her new nickname.
LaZorra: TP: LOL LOL
* LaZorra wonders what happens if you DON'T believe in fannies.
LaZorra: Well, given the initials of your username . . . it might be rather appropriate . . .
ThePhan: LOL LOL
* TalkingDog dies.
LaZorra: TD NO I GOFRIVE YOU!
TalkingDog: O OK
LaZorra: I HAVE DISCOVERED THE SECRET OF LIFE
ThePhan: The universe and everything = 42 - gofriveness.
LaZorra: LOL YES
LaZorra: Somehow, that almost sounds rather Adams-esque.
Sentynel: It does.
ThePhan: ...That sentence would be completely incoherent to most of the people not in this room.
* LaZorra thinks ThePhan is a hoopy frood who knows where her towel is.
Sentynel: I wonder if this new information could cut a few million years off the calculation time for the Question.
LaZorra: TP: In that case. . .
ThePhan: That just made me remember, I think I had a dream about someone hoarding bath towels...
[RinkChat] The chat room's topic has been changed to 'The universe and everything = 42 - gofriveness.' by LaZorra.
LaZorra: It wasn't me!
ThePhan: YAY
Sentynel: It was me.
Sentynel: Sorry.
Sentynel: Saves washing them.
ThePhan: OH
ThePhan: I thought LaZorra was denying changing the topic.
ThePhan: And Sentynel was claiming responsibility.
LaZorra: LOL
ThePhan: It was the "Saves washing them" line that clued me in.
Sentynel: I cunningply manipulated her into changing the topic for me.
Sentynel: Er.
Sentynel: Cunningply = multiple layers of cunningness.
LaZorra: STOP TALKING ABOUT TOILET PAPER
ThePhan: Cunningplanly?
ThePhan: LOL LOL LOL
ThePhan: RinkChat's new favorite topic, it seems...
LaZorra: Isn't it everyone's?
ThePhan: Food is not universal enough!
LaZorra: I mean, we talk so much about food, that this seems only natural.
Sentynel: Years of talking about food finally take their inevitable toll.

Ghost of Sam's Power

Ghost of Sam: No no, I mean that an interstitial ad would be placed in a tag somewhere on my site. I don't have much in the way of outgoing links, so the destination link would be on my site as well. Obviously I can't put an interstitial ad in someone *else's* tag.
Ghost of Sam: It looks like the most strategic single location for an interstitial would be in the links of Brain Food's riddles pages which point to other Brain Food riddles pages.
Sentynel: I don't think I was particularly clear there. Never mind.
Randy: uh
* TalkingDog giggles.
wintermute: Wow.
Sentynel: Um, everything's a link.
ThePhan: AHHH
Sentynel: I think you need an tag.
Ghost of Sam: It looks like maybe 1000 uniques do that every day.
Ghost of Sam:
Ghost of Sam: Better?
Sentynel: Yup. Fixed.
wintermute: YAY!
wintermute: That was freaky.
Ghost of Sam: I forget that I can do raw HTML when ghosting.
Ghost of Sam: ITALICIZ'D!
ThePhan: Yay!
ThePhan: NO!
Randy: LOL
Ghost of Sam:
* TalkingDog leans the other way.
* TalkingDog falls over.
Sentynel: This has the potential to be so confusing.
Ghost of Sam: LOL LOL LOL
Sentynel: Turn everyone hot pink!
ThePhan: LOL LOL
Ghost of Sam: I really wish you people would stop shouting.
Randy: oh no
TalkingDog: I CAN'T HEAR YOU
Ghost of Sam:
Sentynel: I GOT A FOUR
ThePhan: LOL
Sentynel: ...too slow.
Randy: sillysam
ThePhan: I was like, "What shouting? You can't make people talk in all caps..."
Nyperold: Oh, I'm sure that's possible, too.
Ghost of Sam: Um, I sort of can, you know.
ThePhan: OH.
ThePhan: OH, YES.
ThePhan: YOU CAN.
ThePhan: HEH.
Randy: NICE
iwpg: Hah!
Randy: I mean you suck sam
Ghost of Sam: In the early days of RinkChat, I took some newbie's vowels away.
* ThePhan really did know that. But for some reason her brain would not let it be true.
ThePhan: LOL!! That is rather amazing.
Randy: Sweeet
Sentynel: I misread that as "bowels".
wintermute: Disemvowelling is always fun.
iwpg: LOL
Ghost of Sam: Sent: We're hard on newbies around here.

Twitter Spambot

LaZorra: OKAY I JUST GOT THE MOST AWESOME THING ON TWITTER EVER
LaZorra: I tweeted (gah, I hate that term): "Take me home, country roads. Please."
LaZorra: I just checked, and a user named Doc_Brown sent me an at-reply: "@lazorra Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads."
LaZorra: MOST AWESOME SPAMBOT EVER

Skiing

* LaZorra was skingig and started cracking up in the middle of it.
Sam: Skingig? That sounds kinky.
ThePhan: You were skiing?
goldfishy: Oooh a skin gig
LaZorra: YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
ThePhan: In chat?
Randy:
Sam: Actually, I don't.
ThePhan: Skinning?
* ThePhan isn't sure either. Maybe "singing"?
Sam: Oh! Singing, yes. To John Denver.
LaZorra: YES
LaZorra: WHILE I WAS SKIING
Sam: LOL
LaZorra: DURING A SKIN GIG
goldfishy: So would a skin gig be where the band were naked?
ThePhan: If a skin gig involves nudity, it is probably a VERY BAD IDEA to do while skiing.
ThePhan: OH MY GOSH IT'S ALL A MUSIC VIDEO
goldfishy: Oh chilly
ThePhan: LaZorra is filming a music video where she's skiing naked.
Randy: I love chats where I just say "LOL" over and over. hehehe
LaZorra: TP: !!!!
* LaZorra dies at how goldfishy's only comment is "Oh chilly."
Randy: ROFLOLOh my goodness, oh my goodness!
goldfishy: What?! Naked skiing has to be pretty cold!
LaZorra: *falls out of her chair*
Randy: I think I saw that in a movie once
[RinkChat] User Randy has been kicked from the room by Randy.
Randy has left.
ThePhan: Falling out of a chair?
Sam: People do that. Naked skiing.
Sam: Or snow sunbathing.
Sam: Mostly continental Europeans. Because they're crazy.
Randy has entered.
ThePhan: Sam: They probably don't sing John Denver songs about West Virginia while they're doing it.
* LaZorra is just that awesome.
Randy: Not normally no.
Sam: TAKEZIE TO MIEN HOME, COUNTRYZENKRIEG ROADZEN!!!!!!!!!! VEST BERLINIA!
LaZorra: LOL LOL LOL
* LaZorra TOPICBOTs that.
Kalimeris: What if hotsuitguy had a skiing race with Sinbad?
Sam: TOPICBOT
goldfishy: Which one of them would be naked?
ThePhan: Sinbad would throw away his ski poles.
Randy: LOL!
Sam: Menacingly.
Kalimeris: Cody would osmehow find a way to make a suit work on the slopes.

John Denver

* LaZorra listens to John Denver and works on Powerpoint.
Randy: COUNTRY ROADS/TAKE ME HOME/TO THE PLACE/WHERE I BELONG
Sam: WEST VIRGINIA!
* ThePhan most definitely does not belong in West Virginia.
LaZorra: ROCKYMOUNTAINHIGH
Sam: COLORADO
Sam: I'VE SEEN IT RAININ' FIRE IN THE SKY.
LaZorra: Dude, I love John Denver.
Randy: COLORADO!
ThePhan: John Denver and I would hate traveling the US together.
LaZorra: TOPICBOT
Sam: LOL, yes.
Sam: We're hostile to celebrities around here.
Sam: John Denver is not invited to tour the country with ThePhan, and Captain Kirk isn't allowed to borrow my dress.

O Brother, Where Art Thou

Randy: I stinking love O Brother, Where Art Thou
ThePhan: I love O Brother, Where Art Thou Stinking.
Randy: LOL!
* ThePhan was just being silly, but now she is collapsing into giggles at the thought of that movie existing.

Scale Confusion

ThePhan: So one of the girls from down the hall came in to weigh herself on my roommate's scale, but I didn't see that she was standing on it. So I saw her walk into my room, then go and stand in the corner facing away from me.
ThePhan: I was very confused.

Evening Plans

ThePhan: ...What was I going to do? I had something I was going to do online right now. What was it?
Sam: You were going to propose to me. And I think that's sweet, and you're really nice, but I don't know if you realize, I'm already married, and bigamy is a crime in this state.
Sam: But I really appreciate it!
ThePhan: LOL
ThePhan: That was definitely it. Well, that's taken care of, then. I don't need to do anything else until rehearsal.

RinkChat: The Musical

LaZorra has entered.
ThePhan: Our show is going to rule. :-)
ThePhan: And by "our," I mean mine and LaZorra's.
ThePhan: RinkChat: THE MUSICAL
ThePhan: (I wish we really were doing that. LOL. It *would* rule if it were ever to exist.)
LaZorra: YES IT WOULD
[RinkChat] The chat room's topic has been changed to 'RinkChat: THE MUSICAL' by LaZorra.
ThePhan: I wrote half of it in that RinkDream already.
LaZorra: Oooohhhhhh! Ginger ale is everywhere! I feel it in the breeze! Ginger ale, all in my hair, I really need to sneeze!
ThePhan: LOL
Lirelyn: WOW. That would be the best ever.
ThePhan: And a melancholy ode to hallo i am a teenager and i am talking about teh death.
zyzzyva: What rhymes with any of our usernames?
ThePhan: LZ: And then you get an entire song where you sing all your typos.
ThePhan: So basically the entire song becomes mostly gibberish.
LaZorra: Sam and Lee-een went to town, riding on a poooony, got picked up by K himself, and then Sam won a Tony.
wintermute is back.
LaZorra: wintermute! He has a girl, so cute! He loves famous, and they live in a house!
LaZorra: That needs a "ba da da" leading into it.
Lirelyn: We could have a kickin' musical together in no time!
LaZorra: "Ba da da WINTERMUTE!"
LaZorra: *kicks*
wintermute: LaZ: Does that rhyme?
LaZorra: "He has a girl, SO CUTE!"
LaZorra: *kicks*
LaZorra: "He loves fa-a-mous!"
LaZorra: *twirl*
wintermute: We live in a house. It had a mouse.
LaZorra: "And they live IN a house!"
LaZorra: *falls off the stage*
zyzzyva: "He doesn't play, THE LUTE!"
wintermute: Zyz: LIES!

Dance Party

ThePhan: Our bathrooms are warm. Our rooms are freezing.
LaZorra: I sense a bathroom-themed slumber party.
ThePhan: That would be awesome.
ThePhan: We did have a dance party in the bathroom the other day.
* Gahalyn has a dance party WITH THEPHAN RIGHTHERE IN THE STREAM
Gahalyn: WHOOOO
ThePhan: YEAH WHOO
* TalkingDog pretends he can dance!
* ThePhan does the moonwalk very very slowly because that's the fastest she can go!
Gahalyn: There is no "real" dancing going on here, TD.
* TalkingDog clears a 9' radius around him and flexes muscles randomly.
Gahalyn: We are all just spastic.
* ThePhan also does the choreography she learned tonight for "Gaston," although it looks very silly without props!
* TalkingDog collapses to the ground.
* Gahalyn collapses too!
* LaZorra screams and claps for the Collapsing Dance Troupe!!!
Gahalyn: YAAAY
Gahalyn: THERE WILL BE NO ENCORE
LaZorra: Actually, a collapsible dance troupe sounds pretty cool.
LaZorra: It's like a PARTY IN YOUR POCKET
ThePhan: You can fold them up into travel-size kits1
ThePhan: !
LaZorra: Yes!

Mystery Solved

ThePhan: LZ: How did you get a tiny image or symbol or something next to your name on Facebook? And why?
ThePhan: OH
ThePhan: I KNOW WHAT IT IS I THINK
ThePhan: It's a Skype thing.
LaZorra: Ha!
LaZorra: Mystery: SOLED!
LaZorra: Except with a V!
ThePhan: WE STEPPED ON IT
LaZorra: I SMOOSH SKYPE

Exclamation Points

LaZorra: LOL. A friend of mine just IM'd me in the middle of me writing. All he said was "!"
LaZorra: I told him he put an exclamation point in the middle of the Holocaust (what I'm writing about.
ThePhan: LOL
LaZorra: His response: "oh dear i just pissed off a generation"
ThePhan: "And then Hitler came into power!"

Doctor Who's Babies

goldfishy: I really enjoy David Tennant - I'm going to miss him
Lirelyn: Meee too. And, like everybody else, I want to have his babies.
goldfishy: lol
goldfishy: I wouldn't go quite that far I don't think but I'd love to run around with him
ThePhan: Lirelyn: I read that as "I want him to have babies."
goldfishy: Awww baby Doctors
LaZorra: TP: You never know with Doctor Who.
goldfishy: I suspect they would be hard to handle kids
goldfishy: *as kids
Lirelyn: Lordy. I can only imagine.
ThePhan: "You're grounded! No time travel outside of the 16th century for the next month!"
goldfishy: That's IT!!! I'm taking the keys to the TARDIS!
ThePhan: "But, Daaaad, all my FRIENDS got to sail on the Titanic!"

RinkChat and Food

*LaZorra* Note to self: AVOID RINKCHAT WHEN FASTING Oh my goodness, oh my goodness!
*LaZorra* Hehe.
[->LaZorra] Indeed. We talk about food a lot.
[->LaZorra] We should talk about something completely unappetizing. Like bleeding profusely. Or Charlie.
*LaZorra* Or Charlie bleeding profusely.
[->LaZorra] From his eye sockets.
*LaZorra* I keep visualizing Charlie bleeding from his eye sockets and it cracks me up. I am slightly worried by this.
[->LaZorra] LOL
[->LaZorra] As long as it doesn't make you hungry. Then I'd REALLY be worried.

Peanut Butter Sandwich

BlankBot: How do you think Sam completed the following? ______ belly
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BlankBot: Time's up! Vote for the best answer. (You can't vote for yourself!)
BlankBot: Vote 1 for Peanut butter and belly.
BlankBot: Vote 2 for jelly belly.
BlankBot: Vote 3 for yellow belly.
BlankBot: Vote 4 for pork belly.
BlankBot: Vote 5 for beer belly.
LaZorra: Peanut butter and BELLY?
Sam: LOL LOL LOL LOL
Sam: vote 1
Sam: vote 1
Sam: vote 1
Sam: vote 1
Sam: PEANUT BUTTER AND BELLY
Sam: EVEN BETTER THAN TOILET AND JELLY
ThePhan: Haha, yes, I was about to mention the toilet and jelly thing...
LaZorra: TOILET AND JELLIE
* LaZorra dies and dies and dies again.
* Sam fixes himself a peanut butter and belly sandwich. Oh, LEEEEE-EEEEEN!
Maryam: LOL!
* LaZorra embraces insanity with open arms.

Plans 1-8

ThePhan: Not sure how much of the UBT I'll be making tonight, since I am seeing the Plan 9 From Outer Space Rifftrax Encore in Fort Wayne. Heh. I'm hoping to be back by 10 or so, but we'll see.
wintermute: I haven't even seen the first 8 plans from outer space yet.
wintermute: It's the same reason I've not seen Malcolm X yet.

Parenting

wintermute: We were going shopping the other day, and we promised to buy 'Bella a toy, and asked what she wanted. She said "I like big balls".
wintermute: Amy's response: "That's what she said".
wintermute: My response: "...And I cannot lie".

If Months Were Minutes

Sam: ONLY FOUR MORE MONTHS UNTIL THE LAST SEASON OF LOST.
Goosey: YAAAAAAYYY
TalkingDog: Still four too many. Yaaargh. But also yay.
Goosey: If only months were minutes.
Goosey: Wait, never mind. I do NOT want to be 30 in six minutes.
LaZorra: LOL
Maryam: nooo four minutes wouldn't give me enough time to refamiliarize myself with the labrynthine plot
ThePhan: I'd graduate college in the next hour.
Goosey: TP: LOL
LaZorra: TP: Nooo! I don't have time to send you a card!
ThePhan: And we'd all be dead by the end of October.
Goosey: LOL
ThePhan: Goosey, you have no idea what you've wished for.
ThePhan: Ask Clarence the angel if you can take it back.
Goosey: I SAID NEVER MIND AND I DIDNT ACTUALLY SAY WISH!!
ThePhan: Oh.
ThePhan: Right.
ThePhan: Ahem.
ThePhan: I'll stop panicking now.
Goosey: Hehe.
Sam: The main problem here is that if months were minutes, each episode would only be 8 seconds long.
Sam: The entire season would be over in two and a quarter minutes.
Sam: That's the MAIN problem with months being minutes, by the way.
Sam: The fact that I'd die of old age tomorrow, unless they condemned my house and bulldozed it first, in which case I would lack the necessarily reflexes to run out of the way in time -- these are mere trifles compared to only getting two and a quarter more minutes of Lost.
Goosey: Sam: LOL
ThePhan: On the other hand, if minutes were months, it would take me over 65,000 years to graduate.
Goosey: Ooh, Then I could spend 15 more years being 29.
* ThePhan thinks she didn't do the math right, but is too tired to do it again. It would be something huge and scary, anyway.
Sentynel: If minutes were months, I would have been playing a silly version of Tetris for about three years.

Toilets and Peanut Butter

LaZorra: I love having Dad around. He does Dad things like mix up my peanut butter and plunge my toilet.
LaZorra: (Those things are in no way related.)
Sam: I was getting a pretty frightening image in my head.
LaZorra: :-p
Maryam: Natural peanut butter
Maryam: ?
Sam: It didn't help that when I first read that, I missed the word "plunge."
ThePhan: LOL
LaZorra: LOL LOL
LaZorra: Maryam: Yeah.
Sam: "Wait, which one's the peanut butter? ... So THAT one's the toilet, right? No?"
LaZorra: Mixing up peanut butter and a toilet WOULD be a pretty Dad-like thing to do.
Maryam: LOL
Sentynel: I was thinking "mix up your peanut butter? Like, get the smooth and crunchy jars mixed up?"
Sam: I'm thinking a toilet and jelly sandwich would be difficult to mistake for something edible.

Crispy Honey Crisp Chicken Crispy Crispers

Sam: We're gonna eat Chili's food today.
Sam: I'm getting a burger.
Sam: Leen is getting the crispy honey crisp chicken crispy crispers.
ThePhan: I want the spam spam spam egg and spam.
Sam: Seriously, though. Chili's food items have WAY TOO LONG names. http://chilis.com/menu/default.asp?cat...p;tierID=161%20&menuType=Dine%20In
Sam: CRISPY SWEET CHILE GLAZED CHICKEN CRISPERS. WHAT THE HELL.
Sentynel: They must be very crispy.
Sam: You know there's a secret shorthand they know about in the kitchen.
Sam: The waitress goes back and says, "One chill-chick!"
Sam: But you, the customer, have to expend 1500 calories just ordering the item. Which is probably good, because it's probably about that many calories in the meal.
Sentynel: Still, it'd be worse if they were Uncrispy Sweet Chili Glazed Chicken Crispers.