Monday, September 23, 2013

Sleep Talking: Naked Dolls

ThePhan: So last night, Jacob suddenly says, "There are a bunch of naked dolls in our room."
ThePhan: Me: "...There are?"
ThePhan: Jacob: "Yeah. But I love you."
ThePhan: Me: "That's good."
Goosey: eeeek lol
ThePhan: Jacob: "No matter how many naked dolls are in our room."
Goosey: LOL!
ThePhan: Me: "I'm glad to hear it. I always worry your love for me will rise and fall based on the number of naked dolls in our room."
ThePhan: Jacob: (too asleep to comprehend this complicated statement) "Um..... yes."
ThePhan: And then he went back to sleep.
ThePhan: I thought *maybe* he was awake for this, because it very much follows his waking speech patterns. But, nope, he doesn't remember any of that.
Goosey: Hahahaha
ThePhan: I thought he was perhaps waking up from a dream. Like when he told me there was a hawk on the ceiling.
ThePhan: Or a flying spider on my back.
Goosey: LOL

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