Sleep Talking: Jesus Will Find It

ThePhan: But I do have an awesome sleeptalking story for you all.
Goosey: Yay!
ThePhan: Jacob had just gone to bed like an hour earlier, when he suddenly said, "It's a super duper place."
ThePhan: Me: "Hmm?"
ThePhan: Him: "But it doesn't sound very cool."
ThePhan: Me: "I have no idea what you're talking about, hon."
ThePhan: Him: "It's okay. Jesus will find it."
Goosey: LOL
ThePhan: So that's a relief. At least Jesus will find it.
Maryam: LOL

WHO PAY!

Ticia: Don is taking all the kids to work with him. PARTY TIME
ThePhan: WHO PAY!
ThePhan: Hey.
Ticia: Who?
Goosey: "who pay"?
ThePhan: Um.
Goosey: "Whoopee"?
Ticia: The role of LaZorra will be played by ThePhan today.
Goosey: LOL
ThePhan: Ok, so if I turn my phone screen sideways so I can read stuff without scrolling, it doesn't let me see or correct what autocorrect puts in
Goosey: hahaha oops
ThePhan: I thought I'd at least be able to look at it before it sends, but nope.
Ticia: Haha
ThePhan: This leads to some very confusing sentences.
ThePhan: Antigua that one turned out all right.
Goosey: LOL
ThePhan: *Although
Ticia: HAH

Persona Pizza

TalkingDog: The pizza was for me anyway. Was gonna get a persona pizza, but there was a Monday deal thingy.
TalkingDog: *personal
TalkingDog: I don't know what a persona pizza would be. Pizza with pepperoni arranged in the shape of different characters?
Maryam: "This pizza has the persona of Christopher Walken's character in Pulp Fiction! Mm-mm, delicious!"

Bubbling Brownies

Sentynel: I just checked on my brownies in the oven. They were bubbling. I'M PRETTY SURE THEY'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO DO THAT
Goosey: LOL LOL
ThePhan: SENTYNEL YOU ARE MAKING THAT COOKIE MY SISTER MADE
ThePhan: http://rinkquotes.blogspot.com/2010/05/cookie-adventure.html
Sentynel: The weird thing is I made this exact recipe two weeks ago with exactly no bubbly shenanigans.
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Sentynel: Brownies update: now positively frothing.
Sentynel: I am quite concerned.
Maryam: That is strange.
ThePhan: LOL
ThePhan: I have no idea what that means.
Goosey: Pic?
Sentynel: Let me see if it's still doing it, hold on.
Sentynel: http://i.imgur.com/nJLJotA.jpg
Sentynel: ??
Goosey: LOL LOL what did you DO?
Sentynel: I HAVE NO IDEA
ThePhan: LOL LOL LOL
ThePhan: WHAT
Maryam: Dude.
Maryam: You weren't kidding when you said frothing.
Sentynel: Nope.
Sentynel: I'm gonna let it cool down a while and then risk trying to eat some.
Sentynel: I don't understand how the recipe worked so perfectly last time, and produced.. this.. this time.
Goosey: LOL
iwpg has entered.
iwpg: Sent: O.o
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Sentynel: Brownie update: It actually tastes fine.
Maryam: LOL, that's good.
Sentynel: I'm just going to casually not mention the whole frothing thing to other people who want to eat any.
Maryam: Are they vegan? Maybe you accidentally summoned the devil into it while you were cooking.
Sentynel: LOL
Sentynel: So *that's* why brownies taste so good.

The Wurst

Maryam: Loss of momentum is the worst.
Maryam: Too bad it's not the wurst. Then at least you'd have something toe at.
Maryam: *to eat
Maryam: My typo made legitimate words.
Goosey: hehee
Goosey: I do not want to toe at any wurst, thanks.
Maryam: How do you know? Maybe squishing your toes in some wurst in the finest feeling in the world. You haven't tried it!
Goosey: LOL
ThePhan: Maryam: Group activity at the next RU?
Maryam: Phan: It's a plan.

Echidna Enchiladas

Ticia: Spicy enchilada = drained sinuses. Woo!
Ticia: Haha
Ticia: I'm sure you all wanted to know that.
Maryam: LOL
Maryam: :-.
Ticia: Oh, well, at least I don't overshare on facebook. Only rinkchat.
iwpg: I repeatedly read that as "spiny".
iwpg: Maybe I was thinking of echidnas or something.
Ticia: hehe
ThePhan: Echidna enchilada is like a tongue twister for the eyes. I keep looking at it and my brain tells me it's just the same word twice.
Ticia: That would probably not be a very yummy enchilada.
Ticia: Or a good way to clear your sinuses. Ouch

Sleep Talking: Naked Dolls

ThePhan: So last night, Jacob suddenly says, "There are a bunch of naked dolls in our room."
ThePhan: Me: "...There are?"
ThePhan: Jacob: "Yeah. But I love you."
ThePhan: Me: "That's good."
Goosey: eeeek lol
ThePhan: Jacob: "No matter how many naked dolls are in our room."
Goosey: LOL!
ThePhan: Me: "I'm glad to hear it. I always worry your love for me will rise and fall based on the number of naked dolls in our room."
ThePhan: Jacob: (too asleep to comprehend this complicated statement) "Um..... yes."
ThePhan: And then he went back to sleep.
ThePhan: I thought *maybe* he was awake for this, because it very much follows his waking speech patterns. But, nope, he doesn't remember any of that.
Goosey: Hahahaha
ThePhan: I thought he was perhaps waking up from a dream. Like when he told me there was a hawk on the ceiling.
ThePhan: Or a flying spider on my back.
Goosey: LOL

Sleep Talking: Mini Versions of Me

ThePhan: Also, I partly came in here solely to share late night's sleep talking story.
Maryam: Share!
ThePhan: So like an hour after we went to bed, Jacob suddenly goes, "So I keep seeing all these little mini versions of you. Just doing normal things. Being my wife. I don't know what to do about that."
ThePhan: I said, "Um. I don't either?"
ThePhan: He continues, "I'm legitimately awake right now. Two plus two is four."
ThePhan: I said, "OK?"
ThePhan: He said, "Kids are dumb."
ThePhan: Me: "...What brought that on?"
ThePhan: Him: "I don't know. But it's true."
ThePhan: Me: "OK."
ThePhan: He says he vaguely remembers trying to convince me he was awake, but not the rest of it.
TalkingDog: hehe
ThePhan: I think he was floating in and out of coherence.
ThePhan: It was awesome.