Phone Reviews

ThePhan: I AM TIRED OF WRITING PHONE REVIEWS
ThePhan: I have been doing it for like 3 hours.
wintermute: This phone came pre-programmed with Liam Neeson's phone number. A++. Would buy again.
ThePhan: LOL
ThePhan: That does not appear to be true of any of the ones I've written about so far.
ThePhan: Obviously I'm reviewing terrible phones.
wintermute: This phone is full of scorpions. Every time I answered it, they all stung my ear. 7/10/
wintermute: Without that trailing slash.
ThePhan: I think you were starting to date that review, but before you could write out the year, the scorpions killed you.
wintermute: LOL.