Writing to Ann Landers

[RinkChat] The chat room's topic has been changed to 'What would the topic of your letter be if you were to write Ann Landers?' by TopicBot.

goldfishy: Excuse me, Ms. Landers but TopicBot asked me to write to you. So who are you? Yours sincerely, goldfishy

ThePhan: Heh

Maryam: She's an advice columnist.

Nyperold: Advice columnist.

ThePhan: She's an advice colu--- yes.

goldfishy: Ah

ThePhan: What they said.

Ticia: Dear Ann Landers, My friend LaZorra isn't coming into Rinkchat lately.Does she hate me? Yours truely, Ticia"

Sentynel: "This bot keeps telling me what to do. What should I do about it?"

Maryam: "Dear Ann Landers, I have nothing to complain about. Sincerely, Maryam"

Ticia: :-D

ThePhan: Dear Ann Landers, Where on EARTH did I put that DVD case? Sincerely, Phan.

Maryam: LOL

WhizKid: Between!

ThePhan: WK's letter is the worst.

Ticia: I think so.

Maryam: Yeah, I don't think she'd print that one.