Sentynel the Ent

(I was updating this blog.)

ThePhan: And at least one more new quote on the way.

ThePhan: ...Which I had to edit immediately after posting because I had somehow tagged the post as "ent" instead of "Sentynel."

Sentynel: Phan: Don't be hasty.

Maryam Pizza

[RinkChat] The chat room's topic has been changed to 'What should be a pizza topping?' by TopicBot.

wintermute: Mini-pizzas.

Goosey: Hehe.

wintermute: Baby-back ribs.

Goosey: LOL

Maryam has entered.

Randy: Maryam!

Randy: Who shouldn't be a pizza topping.

wintermute: Randy: Maryam should NOT be a pizza topping :(

Maryam: I think I agree.

Road Trips

(I had been visiting friends from Sunday-Thursday, and so hadn't logged onto RinkChat in a couple days.)

ThePhan has entered.

Goosey: PHAN PHAN PHAN PHAN!!!!!

* Goosey HUGS ThePhan!

* ThePhan is back home!

Goosey: I MISSED YOOOOOOU

ThePhan: Awww.

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Goosey: BRB DO NOT GO AWAY

ThePhan: LOL

* Goosey HUGS Phan again!

Goosey is away.

ThePhan: Goosey's gone now! OFF I GO ON ANOTHER ROAD TRIP

Goosey: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

* Goosey staples Phan to the floor

ThePhan: I'll be back in a week or two!

ThePhan: Or a year!

ThePhan: Whatever I feel like!

Sentynel: Phan: I think you should roadtrip to the UK this time.

ThePhan: Sent: The roads across the Atlantic are not pleasant to drive.

Goosey: :-P

Sentynel: Phan: You just need a suitable amphibious vehicle.

Sentynel: Most American cars are as big as boats anyway...

The Wonders of the Internet

patriot1812 has entered.

patriot1812: woah

patriot1812: I had no idea they had something like this

ThePhan: A chat room?

Kysle: Internet?

patriot1812: ya!

patriot1812: :)

Sentynel: They have everything these days.

Nye's Eyeballs

Goosey: *sigh* Ny eyeballs are tired.

Goosey: *My

Goosey: BILL NYE'S EYEBALLS ARE TIRED

* Goosey is obviously tired all over.

Making Out With a Llama

ThePhan: LOLWHA

ThePhan: My sister was playing Sims.

ThePhan: Her Sims had a baby.

ThePhan: It was born with a wizard hat on its head.

Goosey: It's a muggle-born!

ThePhan: Now, the baby has grown up into a child. She is blonde.

ThePhan: Except if you look at the little icon that lets you click on them to control them - the picture there is an upside-down picture of an extremely pale girl with black hair.

ThePhan: ?!?

ThePhan: It is a little bit creepy.

Goosey: What kind of weird glitch is that? O.o

ThePhan: I HAVE NO IDAE

ThePhan: *IDEA

Sentynel: http://bash.org/?937945 I'll just leave this here.

Goosey: LOL LOL

ThePhan: Sent: LOL THAT HAS SO HAPPENED TO MY SIMS

* ThePhan was going to say "That has so happened to me" but she has never made out with anyone while they were both wearing llama costumes.

Sentynel: Clearly you're missing out on some excitement and/or popular YouTube videos there.

Goosey: TP: Only one of you was in costume?

ThePhan: Goosey: Yeah. Usually I go to hang out with a friend, and when I get there, they're wearing a llama costume and say, "Hey, wanna make out?"

ThePhan: But NEVER while I'm in costume.

Goosey: LOL

Goosey: I love you for playing along with that.

Sentynel: But remember, she only loves you too if you're wearing a llama costume.

Goosey: Phan: For that special someone in your life: http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=ht...1t:429,r:7,s:0&biw=827&bih=732

Sentynel: That's a llama?

Sentynel: It looks like a hybrid of a troll and a rabbit

ThePhan: OH MAN

ThePhan: I could not make out with that.

Goosey: LOL

ThePhan: They are at least a LITTLE bit cuter in Sims.

Bellasaurus

wintermute: :O

wintermute: OK, it's official. Isabella now knows more about dinosaurs and other archaeosaurs.

wintermute: We just had a disagreement about whether or not pteranodons had teeth, and when I looked it up, she was right.

wintermute: (They don't, btw)

wintermute: *more than me, I meant.

ThePhan: She is a dinosaur child prodigy.

ThePhan: Even though that makes it sound like she is a dinosaur.

wintermute: Hehe.

ThePhan: That would be a little shocking to find out now.

Writing to Ann Landers

[RinkChat] The chat room's topic has been changed to 'What would the topic of your letter be if you were to write Ann Landers?' by TopicBot.

goldfishy: Excuse me, Ms. Landers but TopicBot asked me to write to you. So who are you? Yours sincerely, goldfishy

ThePhan: Heh

Maryam: She's an advice columnist.

Nyperold: Advice columnist.

ThePhan: She's an advice colu--- yes.

goldfishy: Ah

ThePhan: What they said.

Ticia: Dear Ann Landers, My friend LaZorra isn't coming into Rinkchat lately.Does she hate me? Yours truely, Ticia"

Sentynel: "This bot keeps telling me what to do. What should I do about it?"

Maryam: "Dear Ann Landers, I have nothing to complain about. Sincerely, Maryam"

Ticia: :-D

ThePhan: Dear Ann Landers, Where on EARTH did I put that DVD case? Sincerely, Phan.

Maryam: LOL

WhizKid: Between!

ThePhan: WK's letter is the worst.

Ticia: I think so.

Maryam: Yeah, I don't think she'd print that one.

Editing the Universe

Sentynel: http://totallylookslike.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/variable-star-v838-monocertois-totally-looks-like-firefox-logo.jpg?w=400 Dude.

Randy: haha! nice

Sentynel: (It's V838 Monocerotis, imaged in early 2004.)

wintermute: Monocerotis teh bets nebuula!

Sentynel: My Firefox logo is now that nebula.

wintermute: Sent: I would be more impressed if you replaced the nebula with the firefox logo.

Sentynel: wim: Unfortunately I don't have root access to the universe.

wintermute: Have you even tried?

Sentynel: Yeah, but the baud rate of the radio telescopes you have to use is awful, and the ping is SHOCKING.

wintermute: Yeah, the latency would suck.

Friday Userlist

Sam: Kickin' in the TOP of the list, sittin' in the BOTTOM of the list. How can I decide...which place should I pick?

Sam: I PICK THE TOP.

[RinkChat] User Goosey has been kicked from the room by Sam.

[RinkChat] User Nyperold has been kicked from the room by Sam.

[RinkChat] User Sentynel has been kicked from the room by Sam.

[RinkChat] User TalkingDog has been kicked from the room by Sam.

[RinkChat] User ThePhan has been kicked from the room by Sam.

[RinkChat] User Ticia has been kicked from the room by Sam.

Healthy Snacks

Ticia: Abby asked for a snack before bedtime. I told her she could so she came back with... lettuce.

Sentynel: You have raised a very strange child.

wintermute: Children are all strange.

wintermute: One of Bella's favourite foods is broccoli.

wintermute: She did not get that from me.

wintermute: Except in the sense that her first taste of it was off my plate in a restaurant.

Ticia: LOL

Ticia: Abby's my only kid who likes salad.

wintermute: Isn't that all they get to eat?

Ticia: wintermute: Salad and dirt. That's all we eat here.

Lunch at Lunchtime

Sentynel: Hm. I'm hungry, but I've already had three meals today.

* Sentynel has a fourth.

Goosey: hehe

Sentynel: I got thrown out by actually eating lunch at lunchtime.

Sentynel: I'm not really used to this.

Sentynel: But I have friends with normal meal schedules I don't see otherwise.

Goosey: You got thrown out?

Sentynel: Thrown out, as in confused. =p

Goosey: Oh. In America we say "thrown off":

Goosey: *-:

Goosey: I pictured you walking into the dining hall at lunchtime, and there were bouncers who were like "He wants to eat WHAT at lunchtime? THROW HIM OUT!"

ThePhan: LOL, yeah, I was with Goosey.

Sentynel: LOL

ThePhan: "Excuse me, we only serve breakfast at lunchtime. You'll have to leave."

Having Fun

Sam: Gotta go. Bye!

Sam: Thanks for your help.

Sam has left.

Sentynel: Have fun.

Sentynel: Dammit.

ThePhan: Heh, I didn't see at first that he left, and was confused as to why you were saying, "Have fun, dammit!"

ThePhan: "YOU HAVE TO HAVE FUN"

Goosey: LOL

Sentynel: NO SLACKING OFF ALLOWED

Sentynel: YOU MUST BE HAVING FUN

Sentynel: AT ALL TIMES

RinkDrama

Sam has entered.

Goosey: SAM

Sam: GOOSEY

Sentynel: Hi Sam!

Sam: Yo.

Ticia: zSAM

Ticia: I mean, SAM

Sam: TICIA I THINK YOU WERE RUDE TO ME.

Goosey: LOL

Sam: THERE NEEDS TO BE MORE DRAMA IN HERE.

Sam: I NEED MORE DRAMA.

Sam: SOMEBODY PISS ME OFF.

* Goosey dresses Sam like Hamlet and puts him onstage in the spotlight.

Sam: GOOSEY I HATE YOU.

ThePhan: Yes, since I've been on break from college, the thing I'm missing most has been the drama.

Goosey: O__O

* Goosey dresses Sam like Juliet instead.

Sam: Goosey...*flutter*...I sexily hate you.

Goosey: LOL LOL

ThePhan: LOL

[RinkChat] The message buffer has been cleared by Sam.

* Goosey dresses Sam up like King Lear now.

Sam: There. Now no one will see how I was humiliated.

Sam: Aargh!

Sentynel: Clearing the buffer doesn't work on PyRook.

Goosey: LOL LOL

Sentynel: Who wants screenshots?

* Sam dresses Goosey up as Jack Sparrow.

* Sam dresses Sentynel up as Madame Bovary.

* Goosey weaves around the room and twirls her mustache.

* Sentynel Wikipedias himself.

* Sam dresses up Sentynel as Fleur Delacoeur.

Goosey: LOL LOL

* Sam dresses Goosey up as the Little Engine That Could.

* Goosey thinks she can!

* Goosey dresses Sam up like Curious George.

* Sentynel dresses himself up as Spirit, the Little Rover That Could. (RIP.)

* Sam dresses Ticia up as Alfred Hitchcock.

* Sam dresses ThePhan up as Trogdor.

Goosey: LOL

Goosey: BURNINANTION

* Sam dresses TalkingDog up as The Brave Little Toaster.

* Sam dresses Goosey up as Sam.

Sam: Whoa, it's like there are two of me.

* Goosey blinks

* Sentynel dresses himself up as Spartacus.

* Goosey dresses Sentynel up as Little Bo Peep.

Sam: Peep.

* ThePhan BURNINATES THE COUNTRYSIDE

* ThePhan BURNINATES THE PEASANTS

* Goosey dresses Sam up like Strongbad.

TalkingDog: Whahappen?

* Sam dresses ThePhan up as a thatch-roofed cottage.

Goosey: LOL

* ThePhan BURNINATES ALL THE PEOPLE AND.... herself.

Goosey: LOL LOL

* TalkingDog ... makes toast? He doesn't remember the Brave Little Toaster very well.

* Goosey dresses TalkingDog up like Osaka.

Sentynel: Self-burnination, the other firey protest.

TalkingDog: Sata andagi!

Goosey: :-D

* Goosey dresses ThePhan up like Grar.

* Goosey dresses Sam up like Charlie.

Goosey: *sigh* And with that I think I should go attempt to finish my garden.

The Day of Badly Timed LOLs

Goosey: LOL

Goosey: My FB status today is ""Can" and "do" are not the same thing -- but sometimes they should be."

Goosey: A friend responded: "That would make the Can-can song very different. "I can do the can-can" would become "I do do the do do.""

Ticia has entered.

Goosey: TICIA

Ticia: Hello!

ThePhan: Goosey: LOL

ThePhan: HAHA YOU SAID HI TO TICIA

* ThePhan was obviously laughing at earlier comments.

Ticia: I just paid my gas bill!

Goosey: LOL

Goosey: Ticia: HOORAY

Ticia: I know, hilarious, right!

Ticia: Hehe

Goosey: THAT IS SO FUNNY YOU CAN HAVE HOT WATER NOW

Ticia: Today is the day of badly timed LOLs

Goosey: hehehe

[RinkChat] The chat room's topic has been changed to 'The Day of Badly Timed LOLs' by Goosey.

WhizKid's Skeleton Pea Army

WhizKid: ThePhan: I want all peas.

WhizKid: WhizKid's unearthing warriors considering their dinner.

Goosey: LOL

Goosey: I totally picture now WK raising skeleton armies to hunt down all the peas.

Baby Names

wintermute: How come all your siblings were named for Biblical people, and you were named for the Phantom of the Opera?

wintermute: I'm pretty sure he wasn't in the Bible.

ThePhan: LOL LOL

geneva: LOL

ThePhan: After I was born, my parents decided Biblical people made a better basis for naming children than fictional monsters did.

wintermute: Phan: I can understand that decision.

ThePhan: My brother Nathan very nearly escaped the name "Frankenstein's Monster Megill."

ThePhan: Er. He did escape it.

* ThePhan's sentence should have been better thought out.

wintermute: Better than Loch Ness Monster Megill.

wintermute Has Gone MAD WITH POWER

[RinkChat] User wintermute has been made a moderator by TalkingDog.

wintermute: WOO HOO!

* wintermute KICKS everyone!

[RinkChat] User wintermute has had moderator status revoked by TalkingDog.

TalkingDog: No kicky.

ThePhan: LOL

wintermute: :(

ThePhan: TalkingDog saves the day!

1ZX3645X1300420541 Flowers

Randy: Lesson for today: Don't order flowers for your girlfriend when she is going out of town for 3 days.

Goosey: LOL

goldfishy: Well I did kinda wonder but you'd already done it before you told me :-( Did she not get them in time?

Randy: Nope

goldfishy: Awwww

Randy: But someone is at her house and put them in the fridge

goldfishy: Oooh I hope that works!

Randy: it should. heh

Randy: aww, the guy at her house sent her a pic of them, and she sent to me. They look good!

Randy: Hopefully she won't think its because of this 1ZX3645X1300420541

Randy: gah

Randy: http://notalwaysright.com/about-to-be-a-war-of-the-roses/11637

Goosey: O_O

Nyperold: I can multiply 3645 by 1300420541 given enough time, but I don't know about this Z business.

Randy: That was a tracking number

goldfishy: I don't think she will think it was because of 1ZX3645X1300420541 - not many people would think that

Dumbledore Cake

[RinkChat] The chat room's topic has been changed to 'TalkingDog: I had a dream that Bill Gates was taking over Hogwarts, and the only way to stop him was to team up with Voldemort, but I wanted to check that with Dumbledore first, but Bill Gates turned him into a green piece of cake that started insulting people, so I ate some of it.' by TopicBot.

Goosey: LOL

TalkingDog: That was an awesomely random dream.

goldfishy: Ewwww

goldfishy: I would not eat Bill Gates cake

TalkingDog: Also, Voldemort was a ladybug.

TalkingDog: Dumbledore cake.

goldfishy: Oh yeah

goldfishy: Hmm

TalkingDog: Well, I guess Bill Gates made it.

goldfishy: I still wouldn't eat Dumbledore cake - it was probably green because he was so old and it was moldy

TalkingDog: Soylent green is wizards!