Fairy Tales For the Digital Age

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ThePhan: Sheesh.
LaZorra: ...Wow.
LaZorra: LOL, I love how that pulls us out of idling.
Sentynel: That was bizarre.
goldfishy: That was boring
goldfishy: Good trolls are fun
* ThePhan now has a mental image of the billy goats Gruff crossing over the bridge and hearing "meow. erfgtfewdgrfthyjugtrfgt5hrae. HAHAHAHAHAHAH YOU WILL NEVER DEFEAT DAN123!!!!!!!!!!!11" from beneath it.
LaZorra: LOL LOL LOL
LaZorra: We should update all the old fairy tales for the 21st century.
ThePhan: Goldilocks hacks into the three bears' Facebook pages.
LaZorra: That would be AWESOME.
LaZorra: Dude, we could make a million.
ThePhan: A million fairy tales?
ThePhan: That's kind of a big job.
ThePhan: Red Riding Hood almost updates itself...
LaZorra: Red Riding Hood becomes a tale of sex offenders preying on young girls.
ThePhan: Exactly.
LaZorra: And the Three Little Pigs...well, if you don't set up your firewall security properly, some nasty things are bound to get in.
ThePhan: Rip Van Winkle is about a guy who gets addicted to World of Warcraft and loses most of his life playing it.
LaZorra: LOL
ThePhan: And in The Princess and the Pea, the queen's test is to find the hidden typo in a 700-page computer manual.
ThePhan: ...I really want to write these now. Heh.
LaZorra: Instead of the goose that laid the golden egg, you'd have the iPhone app that correctly predicted the lottery numbers every time.
LaZorra: You should!
ThePhan: LOL
Sentynel: You guys are awesome.
LaZorra: Chicken Little would turn into the sad tale of someone who gets taken in by a Nigerian scammer.
ThePhan: LOL LOL LOL
ThePhan: Most definitely.
* ThePhan is trying to figure out how to make the witch in Hansel and Gretel a crazed fan fiction writer...
ThePhan: And Cinderella's a mistreated tech support girl.
LaZorra: LOL
LaZorra: Snow White is the code name for a computer whose rival computer sends it some corrupt data and causes a BSoD. But a handsome IT guy comes along and reinstalls the OS.
ThePhan: Sleeping Beauty and Snow White are basically the same story. The evil witch gives her computer a virus, and she goes into a shock-induced withdrawal coma until the IT guy comes along and... Yup, LaZorra has basically the same idea.
ThePhan: But better thought out :-)
LaZorra: LOL
* LaZorra high-fives Phan!
ThePhan: Rapunzel definitely involves climbing up an extension cord into the tower. But that's all I got on that.
LaZorra: My boyfriend's contribution is "Jack and Jill went up the hill to setup a Ham Radio antenna."
LaZorra: LOL
Sentynel: Nah, that's too last century. They were probably trying to get in signal range of their neighbour's wifi connection.
LaZorra: hehehe
ThePhan: Hehe
ThePhan: The Shoemaker and the Elves becomes about an overworked programmer whose previous programs become sentient and complete his work projects for him.
LaZorra: LOL LOL
LaZorra: The Girl the Red Shoes is about a girl who coveted a brand-new MacBook, and when she finally got it, she couldn't stop typing until her typed her fingers off.
ThePhan: LOL LOL
ThePhan: THAT IS SO SAD